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Sexy Meets Funny - Part 20 Life Vest Sales Plummeting With the rise in (clear throat) natural lady flotation devices, the life vest industry is failing. Said one retailer, “we’re essentially losing %100 of our market since women no longer need the vests and men are too drunk and stubborn to wear them in the first place.” Excited FBI Investigates Nude Scarlett Johansson Hollywood celeb Scarlett Johansson, has tapped the FBI for help investigating who could have hacked and stolen nude photos of the famed actress. Solar Powered Bikini Plug me in babe. Designed by Andrew Schneider, this solar-powered bikini can pump some electric juice into your gadgads via USB connection. “A solar film bikini that charges your iPod! Happy Anniversary Lets take a moment to remember 10 years ago today, because honestly you probably already forgot to never forget. Gone Fishin’ Babezatron staff will be taking a fishing trip this weekend. Exhibitionist Coffee Cup Long Lost Video So you know that video you’ve been searching several months for?

Daniel Tosh on the Founding Fathers and Equality of the Sexes I'm sorry, but I really don't like Daniel Tosh for a number of small reasons that add up to push him into dislike territory for me. 1) He's overly smug. Just look at his face when he tells jokes. That's not a smile, it's a smirk, like he's thinking "I can't believe these people are eating this up." He knows he shouldn't be funny, yet somehow people think he is. 2) He's not a comedian. 3) His delivery. I'm sure there's more, but that's all I have at the moment. I guess if you wanted to sum up my issues with Daniel Tosh, it's that I dislike how amatuerish he is, and that he seems to revel in it. The Most Bizarre Comments on YouTube (18 pics) | Redrif - StumbleUpon Nov 25/11 The Most Bizarre Comments on YouTube (18 pics) Hilarious comments on YouTube. It is amazing how dumb some people can be.Part 2.Part 3.

35 Funny Illustrations by Tiago Hoisel – with Exclusive Interview Today we have the special honor to discuss about digital art and painting with Tiago Hoisel. Besides the great collection of humorous illustrations that he has provided for us, Tiago also gives precious advice and shares interesting information in the below exclusive interview. Amazing creativity, detail and fun are the perfect words to describe his artwork. The humor and realism are perfectly combined to depict real life situations or imaginary scenarios meant to make the viewer laugh and want more! Q: Howdy Tiago! A: My name is Tiago Hoisel, I’m graduated in graphic design in Universidade do Estado da Bahia. “Chico Bento” Q: Your illustrations are so funny and expressive! A: I always liked humor and realism, so when I started to draw I tried to bring these two thing to my work. “Teenager” Q: What software do you use and which is the feature you couldn’t live without, of that particular software? A: Nowadays 100% of my work is produced in Photoshop CS3, with A Intuos III Tablet. “Maria!”

Throwback Thursdays: Betchiest Trends of the 90s Polly Pocket Talk about unrealistic body expectations Tamagotchi There was no greater feeling than cleaning up its poop. Choker tattoo necklaces The perfect Claire’s-bought accessory for the baby prostitute. Milky Pens What better form of entertainment is there than inking your own body with toxic neon ink? Butterfly Clips The number of butterfly clips in your hair at one time was directly proportionate to how cool you were. Pumas The fugliest sneaker since the Sketcher. Steve Madden platforms Snap an ankle, easiest way to get out of gym class. Kate Spade backpacks The Prada backpack's povo younger sister. Cat's Cradle Remember when you used to be able to entertain yourself with a piece of fucking string? Furby A super fun toy, especially when it would go off in the middle of the night and wake up your entire house. Beanie Babies Abercrombie Denim skirts, T-shirts with the logo, and more lace tank tops with that stupid fucking moose than you can count. War Heads Juicy Middle school was classy as fuck.

The Most Badass Tombstones Ever from Ace of Base 1. Looks like we all found a new hero 2. Deal with it, Red Coats 3. Getting the Last Word 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. More The 55 Funniest Signs From the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear from Funny Or Die We know that we're a little late to the game and that plenty of other websites have already posted best signs of the rally. But this is the internet, and since we are a website on that internet, we are required to post this. So without further ado… Here are the 55 funniest signs from the Stewart/Colbert rally. (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via) (via)

Bert Kreischer and His Pranks on Hotel Maids Standup comedian Bert Kreischer is a frequent traveler. He often has to check into hotels during his travels. Being a comedian, Bert has a terrific sense of humor that makes him pull a prank on the hotel maids. Whenever Bert is checking out, he remembers to leave the hotel maid a present. Source: All of these images were tweeted by Bert Kreischer himself. Check out pictures of Bert’s presents below.

Why Teachers Drink | Dizzy Dee Disclaimer: I have no regard whatsoever for my grammar in this post. Do not attack my grammar as opposed to my comment because as a former debater that will just piss me off and make you look stupid. Firstly, I’d like to say that some of the people are right, youth now seem not to give two shits about education and yes the education system in the US have drastically dropped in efficiency. But let’s be real, this isn’t anything new, there is a general culture of anti-intellectualism in our country among ALL US citizens, not just the youth. Of course, it would be a sweeping generalization to say that most of the people in our country are unintelligent fucks, but let’s not criticize to the youth while half the politicians are hanging on to their common sense by a string. And how can you really blame kids for not caring about their education when the majority of them are put aside or ignored. And in a buisness world, what’s more valuable to know?

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