Shakespeare Insult Kit
Shakespeare Insult Kit Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous. It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": My additions: cullionly whoreson knave fusty malmsey-nosed blind-worm caluminous rampallian popinjay wimpled lily-livered scullian burly-boned scurvy-valiant jolt-head misbegotten brazen-faced malcontent odiferous unwash'd devil-monk poisonous bunch-back'd toad fishified leaden-footed rascal Wart-necked muddy-mettled Basket-Cockle pigeon-liver'd scale-sided Back to the insulter. Chris Seidel
Absolutely Genius Ideas
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Students are students
In general, the life of a student is hard, but the student life still remains in memory as the most fun. And that is the sames all over the world.
HUMOR: Chicken Philosophy
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side. This page was created by David Saum.
My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! God, look at the time! Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? (At a barbeque) Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? Sona si Latine loqueris. Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes If you can read this you're over-educated Vidi Vici Veni I saw, I conquered, I came Vacca foeda Stupid cow Mihi ignosce. Raptus regaliter Royally screwed Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! Gramen artificiosum odi. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. Nullo metro compositum est. Non curo. Fac ut gaudeam. Visne saltare? O!
Excuse me waiter, yeah, what the hell is this
Excuse me waiter, yeah, what the hell is this Share403 Tweet0 You might like: Getting real tired of your sh!t, Casio Saw this today. Ofcatsandmen.jpg - Lulz Truck ThatsNotChocolate.jpg - Lulz Truck SadButTruth.png - Lulz Truck Recommended by Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Terms & Conditions | Contact us | Copyright and DMCA © LulzTruck 2012- Powered with Love and Presslabs - EPIC Hosting
Hilarious anonymous notes left on neighbours' doors
By Daily Mail Reporter Updated: 07:53 GMT, 14 February 2012 It is the unfortunate reality of tightly-packed apartment blocks and high rises: the annoying neighbour. But now disgruntled residents are fighting back - in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable. Hilarious anonymous notes complaining about neighbours' thieving ways, defecating dogs, discarded cigarettes or loud music have been uploaded to the website HappyPlace.com. What a chore: A note uploaded to HappyPlace.com shows the realities of sharing communal spaces Paws for thought: Other residents take a more humorous approach to humiliating their neighbours They show the range of worries inflicted on neighbours living in close quarters across the country's apartment complexes and snugly-packed homes. But, more interestingly, they also highlight the different approach residents take to humiliating their irritating neighbours. Some keep it to a short and sweet blow. He signs it: 'Thank you, A Big Black Dude. High there!
Brave New Worldview – 30 Science Fiction Films of the 21st Century - Row Three
A decade into the 21st Century and we have arrived at the future. The promise of Tomorrow. But instead we have looming energy crises, endless middle east conflict and more disappointing, we have no flying cars, Heck, for all the bright and clean future promised in 2001: A Space Odyssey, none of the real companies used as brands in the film even exist anymore. Even moving from the late 1960s to the mid 1980s, nobody makes DeLoreans (although they occasionally sell on Ebay), but cloning and tablet computing (as promised by Star Trek: The Next Generation) have more or less come to pass in this century. Below are over two dozen science fiction pictures that are worth your time. In the interest of talking about the films, it should be noted that *SPOILERS* are sprinkled through out the list. Code 46 Welcome to a world with borders, very difficult to permeate borders. Children of Men How would social mores change in a world without hope? The Fountain 28 Weeks Later The Host Paprika Pontypool
As seen by the Germans :
As seen by the Germans : As seen by the French : As seen by the Italians : As seen by the Americans : As reported by the press :
