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The 10 Most Perverted Old School Video Games Sean "Seanbaby" Reiley was writing comedy over at Seanbaby.com when Cracked was a poor man's MAD Magazine. He's been a major influence on some of our best writers, and starting in April, he's going to be Cracked.com's newest columnist. "Seanbaby's Flying Blind on a Rocket Cycle" will be our first new column since Robert Brockway came along back in November and started punching words through your computer screen. Today, we're introducing him to some of you, and reintroducing him to the rest, with his look back at some of the most disturbingly erotic old school games. Just like orphans and tap dancing, eroticism and video games were meant to be together.
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Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. HE HATES PERFUME "Christopher's perfumes are not for everyone", writes Jessica Gallucci about the man behind CB I Hate Perfume. But you might consider a dab of "Wet Pavement" or "In the Library" behind each ear ... Special to MORE INTELLIGENT LIFE "I have a strong sensitivity to certain aromachemicals, like musk," says Christopher Brosius.
The OSTRICH Story - StumbleUpon A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. How To Tell You Sucked At Video Games in 2011 by Brian Altano & Andrew Goldfarb December 14, 2011 2011's biggest blockbuster games kind of kicked our asses. We fell off cliffs in Uncharted 3, had our squads blown to bits in Battlefield 3 and were burned to death by lava in Super Mario 3D Land. iHospital - iPhone & Apple Repair & How to Take a Screenshot of your Apple Computer & iHospital - iPhone & Apple Repair 1. To take a picture of your entire screen as it appears hold down the Command+Shift+3 keys in that order. You will hear a snapshot noise and the image thumbnail will appear on your desktop. 2. To take a picture of a selection of your screen, hold down Command+Shift+4 in that order.
ARE YOU A REAL PILOT? from Joe Burton - StumbleUpon An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
youre-like-a-drug.jpg (400×135) It might sound funny, but there are ways to get free weed if you don't have money. The first thing to add of course it that drugs are bad. You should not use drugs, even if they are free. But if you are going to smoke weed anyway you might as well do so without losing money.