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Cubelets Makes High Tech Tools Available To Eight Year Olds - Video Vault - Portfolio.com Imagine if Pippi Longstocking and Mr. Rogers had a kid, and that kid grew up to be a mad scientist hocking robots to children and adults. Well, that's just about what startup ModRobotics has accomplished with this video promoting Cubelets. Founded in 2002 as a spinoff from Carnegie Mellon University, Cubelets obtained its initial funding from private endowments and the National Science Foundation. The product consists of 15 different types of blocks that accomplish various tasks categorized as acting, sensing, and thinking. Much to our chagrin, it turns out the wild-eyed star of the video is not a member of the actual design team, but a spokesperson. Schweikardt says he first learned of architectural elements such as balance, structure, shape, physics, and form while playing with construction kits such as Lincoln Logs, Legos, and Transformers. In 2010, Cubelets were exhibited by the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. Michael del Castillo Email

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