Really Bad Jokes - StumbleUpon Latest Additions: 4/7/11 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. What did the fisherman say to the card magician? What's stucco? She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. What's the Internet's favorite animal? In 1957, several cities were vying to host the 1964 Winter Olympics. What is the Karate experts favorite beverage? What caused the airline to go bankrupt? What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Where do Floridians wash their clothes? "A Farewell to Arms" is Ernest Hemingway's novel about an American soldier in Italy during World War I. His girl friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. She said, "Pardon?" He said, "I said I love you." He said, "You are undoubtedly right: I just sculled to say I love you." What's a frog's favorite drink?
Microscopic Images of Alcoholic Drinks | InsaneTwist.com All of these impressive photos of alcoholic beverages under a microscope uncover the elements that make up some of our preferred tipples. Similar to photos of snowflakes, each and every beverage is unique, while observed below when zoomed about 1, 000 times under a high tech lab microscope. Created by United States company Bevshots, these are available as artworks for potential buyers which recognize the concealed beauty of alcoholic beverages. Catching the small elements that define most popular drinks such as vodka, pina colada and Chablis. Vodka and tonic Whiskey Vodka Tequila Sake Pina Colada Martini Dry Martini Champagne Red wine German Pilsner inevitable Coca Cola Actors in Character - Now That is Acting! Feb 21, 2011 / Category : Movies / 18 Comments There's no denying the fact that most of us have pretended to be actors. Photographer Howard Schatz, from Vanity Fair, took this idea one step further, place actors in a series of roles and dramatic situations to reveal the essence of their characters. Left: You're a priest in a hardscrabble factory-town parish, listening to your brother's son confess that he has killed a man. Center: You're a gangsta rapper being informed by a haughty bouncer that you are not on the list. Left: You're a father teaching his daughter to ride a bike, watching as she takes a header on her first solo try. Left: You're a factory foreman with $200 riding on the game, watching your team's placekicker muff a 23-yarder with 0:01 remaining. Left: You're the office toady, having a dutiful laugh over your boss's latest racist jokeand all too aware that everyone else at work hates you. Left: You're a man whose daughter has been missing for two months.
Inside North Korea - Alan Taylor - In Focus Earlier this year, David Guttenfelder, chief Asia photographer for the Associated Press, along with Jean H. Lee, AP bureau chief in Seoul, were granted unprecedented access to parts of North Korea. The pair made visits to famous sites accompanied by government minders. Use j/k keys or ←/→ to navigate Choose: A view of central Pyongyang, North Korea, at dusk on April 12, 2011. A statue known as the Monument to the Three Charters for National Reunification, which symbolizes the hope for eventual reunification of the two Koreas, arches over a highway at the edge of Pyongyang, North Korea, seen on April 18, 2011. In this April 13, 2011 photo, two female North Korean soldiers hold hands as they tour the birthplace of Kim Il Sung at Mangyongdae, North Korea. A young girl stands on floral-print carpet inside the Pyongyang Children's Palace in Pyongyang, North Korea, on April 14, 2011. A multi-lane highway, empty of vehicles, near Pyongyang, North Korea, on April 21, 2011.
Split Family Faces Cousins: Justine, 29, & Ulric, 29 How much do you and your family members really look alike? Quebec, Canada-based graphic designer and photographer Ulric Collette has created a shockingly cool project where he's exploring the genetic similarities between different members of the same family. (Did you notice that Ulric, the photographer, is one-half of some of these pairings? Update 1: We got in touch with Ulric to ask him a few questions about this really intriguing series (that just happened to go viral). Update 2: What happened after Split Family Faces went viral? Mother/Daughter: Francine, 56 & Catherine, 23 Sisters: Catherine, 23 & Veronica, 29 Daughter/Mother: Veronica, 29 & Francine, 56 Sister/Brother: Karine, Dany & XX years, 25 years Brothers, Christopher, 30 & Ulric, 29 Father/Son: Laval, 56 & Vincent, 29 Father/Son: Denis, 53 & William, 28 Twins: Laurence & Christine, 20 Brothers, Matthew, 25 & Ulric, 29 Son/Father, Nathan, 7, Ulric, 29 How did you come up with this series?