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The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live

The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live

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Top Ten Disney and Marvel Mash-up Movies : starcasm It was announced yesterday that Disney will be purchasing Marvel entertainment for $4 billion, injecting over 5,000 characters from the Marvel Universe into the Disney library while giving Marvel, who only recently got into the movie-making business with Iron Man and The Hulk, access to the massive movie-making machinery of Disney and Pixar studios as well as nearly unlimited marketing possibilities. Needless to say, there is a great deal of concern from traditional comic book fans who are worried that Walt Disney’s “family-oriented” business model might mark the end of some of Marvel’s more adult-oriented titles. Starcasm investigators inside the Disney Empire have uncovered some of the future Disney/Marvel “crossover” projects in the works, and although it does appear they might be allowing for the continued existence of some of Marvel’s not-so-family-friendly characters, they do seem to be toning them down a bit. See numbers 6 – 2 on PAGE TWO!

WONDER-TONIC Flying Spaghetti Monster - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encycl Approved by the Kansas State Board of EducationThis page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically. “I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.”~ Bobby Henderson (pasta be upon him) Behold the visage of the omnipotent Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bask in His Noodliness and stare agape at His meatitude. “Hail meatsauce, full of beef. “Come, Holy Sauce, Creator blest, and, in our pasta, give us thy rest...” His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. Overview Mosey

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CHILDHOOD BRAIN MODIFICATION: Do This Now Suck a paperclip up your nose! This one's from Jim Burrows Get a medium-small rubberband and a paperclip. Put the rubberband around your palm and the back of your hand. Thread the paperclip onto the band, then hold the paperclip between thumb and forefinger. If you let it go, the paperclip should instantly snap back, vanishing from sight. LORD OF THE GNATS On NPR "Livng on Earth", an entemologist mentioned that swarms of gnats will move towards anything that emits the low humming sound of female gnat wings. LORD OF THE ANTS A stream of ants invaded my workbench. TWO-LAYER COLA Diet drinks will float on full-sugar drinks, but only if you add a layer of crushed ice to disrupt the flow from the spigot. PENNY CYCLOTRON ACCELERATOR I had a big potato-chip bowl. Dare to be Different Besides daring to sing loudly where others can hear, have you ever dared to "think out loud" in public? SEATTLE GUERRILLA ART MEME Kids tie their old sneakers together and then pitch them over a phone line.

I'm Remembering! The Daily What English Russia » Some Not-So-Usual Photos These are photos of one Russian online community members of which enjoy making some staged photos with creepy plot. Here we have some of their recent topics, like: “A Cheating Wife: You need to make a photo of a man, “a lover”, hanging outside the real window. The window should be not lower than a 3rd store of a multi-stored building. “The Waiter: A man dressed like a water should crawl out of a refuse chute in some multi-stored building, right from the disposal opening. “A Zombie: A man, rolled up in bandages should crawl on his stomach at a pedestrian crossing. “The Pickles: Make a photo of many jars of pickles. “A Pyramid: You should have a three level pyramid on the photo. Now see what they got shot after they got those tasks.

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