Make a Meme Italia - Feel like a meme Pimp That Snack random funny pictures Home Upload Le Animated Meme April 8th, 2011 Funny GIFs, Weird GIFs and other GIFs with love from AwesomeGIFs - Part 70 Rage Comics VG Cats Dog A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. I've wondered about her intelligence ever since I adopted her and subsequently discovered that she was unable to figure out how stairs worked. I blamed her ineptitude on the fact that she'd spent most of her life confined to a small kennel because her previous owners couldn't control her. The next clue came when I started trying to train her. I was wrong. She tries really hard. But when turning her head at an extreme angle fails to produce a life-altering epiphany, she usually just short-circuits and rolls on her back. Over the past two months, she's made some progress, but it's been painfully slow and is easily forgotten. Last night I was sitting on my couch mindlessly surfing the internet when I looked up and noticed my dog licking the floor. At that moment I realized that I needed to know for sure whether my dog was retarded or not. I gathered the necessary supplies and began testing.
The Alot is Better Than You at Everything As a grammatically conscientious person who frequents internet forums and YouTube, I have found it necessary to develop a few coping mechanisms. When someone types out "u" instead of "you," instead of getting mad, I imagine them having only one finger on each hand and then their actions seem reasonable. If I only had one finger on each hand, I'd leave out unnecessary letters too! If I come across a person who seems to completely ignore the existence of apostrophes and capital letters and types things like "im an eagle and im typing with my talons, so dont make fun of me cuz this is hard," I like to imagine that they actually are an eagle typing with their talons. But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering. The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. For example, when I read the sentence "I care about this alot," this is what I imagine: The Alot is incredibly versatile.
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