Hedvig and the Angry Itch - Pamela Essie's Blog So, last weekend, the hubby and I and a friend are hiking a mountain. We're about 2 miles high and I'm fighting a little bit of some altitude sickness; ya know a little tunnel vision, little dizziness, no big deal. Anyways, my cell phone rings, to which I answer, "Holy crap I get reception up here?" So after some laughter on the other end and a description of exactly where I'm at, my mom asks me, "Hey whats that title of that movie with the itch in it." My reply is a moment of stunned silence (These always catch me off guard and I should so be used to this by now.) Of which, she responds, "Ya Know the one with the guy from Germany and he's singing and he's got the itch....." "Wait... "Yes! "No, it's inch, mom" "No, it's not, It's itch, cause you know he's got the itch." "What itch?" "You know like the itch?" "Where the hell did you get itch from? "no, its itch, I tell you, I swear to god its itch." "Because his penis is only an inch long" "His what?"
Incredible Wildlife Photography | Peachy Green - StumbleUpon Wildlife — By Stephanie on January 11, 2010 at 10:58 am Canada goose protects her young Ever have one of those moments when you think to yourself, “Boy, I wish I had my camera?!” Well, you can enjoy the good fortune of the photographers who were not empty handed when they shot these amazing animal pictures. These high-speed images are treasures that tell stories we rarely get to see – let alone capture – in stunning detail. Bringing home the bugs.... If you oohed and ahhed over the first couple of pictures, you might have to prepare yourself for the next image…. open wide! All in one bite? The best wildlife photography is often expressed through the unexpected. Hey! What is more adorable than a curious monkey – particularly one that wonders what all the photography fuss is about? Among cute animal photographs, you’ve gotta agree… this one tops the charts! Ready for my close-up! Looks like a Chorus Line is coming to a desert near you! Synchronized stretching A little more to the left, please
A Friend's Cancer, Good For Your Health? Ten cereals you may not remember. Have you noticed the big thing on Facebook these days is those lists of your five favorite whatevers? You know...favorite movies...albums...dog breeds. I had just finished my five favorite fascist dictators and sick day excuses when I saw one that really brought me back to my childhood. The video game cereals Remember how you'd line up all the ghosts, and let the little smiley guy sneak up on 'em and chew them to bits. Black sheep monster cereals Give a vampire, frankenstein monster and blue ghost all the fame, but where's the love for the werewolf or mummy? Former running back cereals Never had this one, but I don't imagine they'll ever reintroduce it. World War I lover cereals I don't know. International stereotype cereals Are you getting the same un-pc feeling I'm getting? Health food lover cereals Belushi and the little chocolat donuts...that's all I can keep thinking of. Remember the merchandising cereals How many other pop stars would've made great cereals? This guy HGH cereals
Horrible Cards Horrible Cards are Copyright © 2012 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. The Oatmeal Dream big - Wall to Watch - StumbleUpon Art & Design For his artwork Dream Big Peter Fecteau used 4.242 Rubik's Cubes to make a portrait of Martin Luther King Jr. The Complete History of SNLs Celebrity Jeopardy These days Norm MacDonald is all over the place — he has a Comedy Central special, a Twitter feud with Steve Martin, a profile in the New York Times, and a new show that premieres tonight. So what better time to revisit one of his most hilarious achievements ever: creating the original Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy sketch, which is one of the funniest and most enduring in the show’s history. Here they are from start to finish. 1. The first Celebrity Jeopardy sketch aired on December 7, 1996 with Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds, Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery, and host Martin Short as Jerry Lewis. 2. Unlike the first sketch, this one starts to integrate scoring and categories more into its humor. 3. 4. Now that MacDonald was no longer a cast member, Hammond reprised his role as Sean Connery and became the sketch’s staple character known for tormenting Trebek throughout each episode. 5. 6.
Spiral thingy lightning bolt! Spiral thingy lightning bolt! In the cartoon Get Fuzzy, the dog Satchel has taken to swearing by "saying the cartoon-style swear squiggles" (as the human character Rob puts it). While we've looked a lot at "taboo avoidance characters", used to mask individual letters in taboo words, we've touched much less often on "cursing characters" (as Ben Zimmer referred to them here; a bit later he referred to them as "obscenicons"), those "cartoon-style swear squiggles" used individually or in clusters -- What the #$*! Four strips so far, 3/17 through 3/20, beginning with Satchel stubbing his toe on a brick strategically placed in his way by the cat Bucky: We get characters available on (some) standard keyboards: asterisk *, ampersand &, plus sign +, percentage sign %, dollar sign $, British pound £, euro €. Spiral thingy lightning bolt!
Archive & Revenge of the Nagging of the Nerds - StumbleUpon The Prophecy is fulfilled! Part II in the ongoing saga of how to ruin friendships with petty remarks is finally here! I hope you all enjoy these and are able to use them to their fullest ability. Also, I saw “How to Train Your Dragon” today. It is super great and will increase your love of dragons roughly a thousandfold. Here is proof: omigosh Draaagons, Caldy Awesome idea to scare the sh*t out of your roommates Awesome idea to scare the sh*t out of your roommates Share10.9K Tweet122 You might like: Saw this today. Getting real tired of your sh! ThatsNotChocolate.jpg - Lulz Truck - Lulz Truck ThemostsearchedthingonBing.jpg - Lulz Truck Recommended by Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Terms & Conditions | Contact us | Copyright and DMCA © LulzTruck 2012- Powered with Love and Presslabs - EPIC Hosting