How a Fish Almost Destroyed My Childhood When I was seven, my family moved from suburban California to rural Idaho. In an effort to embrace Northern Idaho culture, my dad took me fishing at a lake near our house. I was really excited. Mostly because I thought that I would get to keep the fish I caught as a pet. My dad spent all day showing me how to thread a worm and cast a line. Every second, I expected to feel a pull on my hook and reel in my new best friend. I was heartbroken. I was ecstatic! The fisherman set his bucket on the dock and let me pick out my fish. Once we got home, my dad went to take a nap and I carried my fish's bucket out into our backyard. I set my friend free in his new home and watched him swim around for awhile. After making sure that my fish was comfortable and happy, I went inside to make toys and furniture for him. An hour or so later, I proudly carried the things I made outside to give to my fish. As I got closer to the pond, I could already sense that there was something wrong. WHAT HAD I DONE????
Water is dangerous - StumbleUpon This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. He feels the conclusion is obvious.
Dwight Schrute Knows Best Oh Dwight, you are the best thing to happen to the US version of The Office. The wry second-in-command at the Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is famous for his obscure knowledge and comically literal interpretation of… well… everything. And so the Dwight Schrute Knows Best meme or simply, the Dwight Schrute meme was born: Enjoy the Dwight Schrute meme? The official Dilbert website with Scott Adams color comic strips, animation, mashups and more! - StumbleUpon
Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is... - Memerial.net - StumbleUpon The Art of Tipping I love to tip when I have the money and I've been given good service, but there are some people colloquially known as "ass hats" who don't believe in it... that's why some people need a little extra push to open their wallet.