MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today Rules of Moopsball Copyright 1976 by Gary Cohn. Transcribed to HTML in 2005 by Andrew Plotkin. This Web edition is presented with the author's kind permission. Moopsball is a contact sport played by up to three hundred and twenty-four people, divided into two teams, for three days, on a field more than ten times the size of a football field. Each team is made up of the following players: ten shields ten hoops ten flingers twenty cavalrymen four lieutenants five buglers one standard bearer one wizard one captain In addition, each team is allowed up to one hundred noncombatants, support personnel: camp followers, wives, husbands, cooks, medics, dogs, turkeys, etc. The field is five hundred yards long and two hundred fifty yards wide. In the center of the two-hundred-fifty-yard line stands a pedestal five feet tall. In the center of each of the one-yard lines are the goals. The Teams Each person in Moopsball, including noncoms, carries as a sidearm a soft plastic bat approximately twelve inches long. Shields.
3D Logic Expand your vocabulary! SilverSphere Game | Free Brain Creativity Games The brain possesses a tremendous power, most of it is dormant, there are many reasons to wake some of that potential up, for once that would help you live a better life, stimulating areas of your brain is a healthy process, in this page we will try to wake up (if dormant) the brain creativity potential. This game enables you to enhance the way you use your skills on strategy and planning, the better you do, the better you show your skills in planning your life. How to play: In the game you will have a silver ball that you will need to move to a direction of a hole where you will be able to sink the ball so that you can reach the next level, but it’s not going to be easy, there will be obstacles between the silver ball and a target (hole), with the help of your creativity you can find a way to pass the level you’re playing, remember that the silver ball can only push boxes and not pull them, there are 25 levels can you pass them all? Good luck in improving your brain creativity skills.
The 6 Crappiest Interview Questions All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP 'I woke up in the wrong life' - Features, Health & Families I didn't know it yet, but I was suffering from a condition that wiped all memory of my current life as a 34-year-old mother and catapulted me back into the mind of my 15-year-old self. Cautiously, I walked out of the room into a hallway, hoping to move into a state of recognition. I called out, but the voice bouncing off the walls didn't sound like me. Troubled and disorientated, I opened a door into a bathroom. Panic kick-started my legs into gear and I sped out of the room and down the stairs, bursting into room after room I didn't recognise. I scanned the pictures on the walls – one, a portrait of a baby with a chubby face and a full head of brown curls; the next, a picture of the same baby sat on my future self's lap. Amid the confusion, a name and telephone number popped into my head. Fifteen minutes later, the same woman arrived at my door and, although I didn't recognise her, her look of concern reassured me enough to let her in. Interview by Sophie Ellis Transient global amnesia
It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way. Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? The doctor chimed in,"I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. He said, "Hello, George. The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. They were silent for a moment.
One mile south, one mile east, one mile north – a classic puzzle I was having dinner with a friend the other day. We were talking about my writing, and out of the blue he asked me what my favorite puzzle was. A lot of the puzzles I wrote about on this site came to mind, including The hat puzzle A mystery Sherlock Holmes couldn’t solve, but you can The problem of finding true love I was going to bring up one of these puzzles. I thought for a second about a puzzle that would be a little bit easier to state and explain. And that’s when a classic problem came to mind. I read about this first in the fun puzzle book How Would You Move Mount Fuji?. Here is the problem: How many points are there on the earth where you could travel one mile south, then one mile east, then one mile north and end up in the same spot you started? My friend gave it some thought. After a moment, he replied the answer was 1. I told him he was on the right track, but his answer was incomplete. Can you figure out how many points there are? The solution is quite interesting. The “easy” answer
Top 10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery It’s seems like people have always been hardwired to laugh at the misfortune of others. It transcends all cultures, nations, and ages. As you read these words, a group of school kids in Hong Kong are peeing their pants laughing at a kid who did a faceplant into a mud puddle, somebody in Paris is guffawing at a guy getting a whifflebat to the crotch, and a grandma in Texas is chuckling under her breath at a cousin who doesn’t know his fly is undone. As long as it isn’t happening to you, personal humiliation can be totally hilarious. Before the Internet, the only way to experience these hilarious events was to be in the right place at the right to time. 10. The biggest retail chain in the world, WalMart offers its customers a wide variety of consumer goods at reasonable prices in convenient locations. 9. Everybody screws up sometimes. 8. For those of you who don’t know it, Etsy.com is a website for people who want to sell their handmade crafts. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. By Geoff Shakespeare
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal June 11, 2011 Hey, Bay Areans! I'll be doing a book signing Sunday at 5pm at Borderlands Books. High fives are free! Discuss this comic in the forum June 10, 2011 Kerpow! Also, today's comic features a cameo by SMBC reader Kevin A. June 09, 2011 Hope this makes sense. Oh, and do you like DINOSAURS AND BEARS? The answer machine at a psychiat The answer machine at a psychiatric hospital "Hello, welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are: Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1, repeatedly. Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have: Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line. Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmothers' maiden names. Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911. Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Short-Term Memory Loss, please try your call again later. Low Self Esteem, please hang up.