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Anderson Cooper Thinks The Gerard Depardieu Peeing Incident Is Really Funny... Gerard Depardieu is an Academy Award-nominated and Golden Globe-winning actor known for his work in Cyrano de Bergerac , Green Card and The Man in the Iron Mask . And when he’s gotta go, he’s gotta go. Tuesday night, on a flight from Paris to Dublin, Depardieu suffered a bout of impatience and reportedly urinated in the aisle of his plane . According to witnesses, the actor made it known that he needed to pee, yelling “I need to piss, I need to piss.” Depardieu apparently couldn’t wait, so he proceeded to pull out an empty bottle and attempt to pee in it. As you might expect, alcohol was involved. That’s where Anderson Cooper comes in. “They saw an actual thespian, actually thesPEEin.” As mentioned in the clip, the airline company involved in the incident, CityJet, tweeted about it last night – It’s always viral gold when News anchors, especially ones like Anderson Cooper, lose it on air.

Find the Agent Who Will Find You a Publisher Query letters? Do literary agents really read them? Agents take queries very seriously, and yes, they really do read them. So write a professional, intelligent, concise, intriguing query and not only will you entice an agent to ask for more, but you’ll move yourself one step closer to a book sale. Query Letter Basics A query letter is a single page cover letter, introducing you and your book. A query letter has three concise paragraphs: the hook, the mini-synopsis, and your writer’s biography. Paragraph One—The Hook: A hook is a concise, one-sentence tagline for your book. Here are a few examples of hooks for well-known novels: House of Sand and Fog When Massoud Amir Behrani, a former colonel in the Iranian military, sinks his remaining funds into a house he buys at auction, he unwittingly puts himself and his family on a trajectory to disaster; the house once belonged to Kathy Nicolo, a self-destructive alcoholic, who engages in legal, then personal confrontation to get it back.

Deadly Leopard Seal Tries to Feed Live Penguins to Photographer (Video) "Bloody Hell! That's the biggest leopard seal I've ever seen!" Leopard seals are pretty scary predators, especially if you're a penguin. But they can be friendly to other leopard seals, which is something that photographer Paul Nicklen learned during one of his trips to Antarctica. He was taking underwater photos when a leopard seal started feeding him penguins, starting with live ones, which were released close to him (to see if he would catch them), and ending with half-chewed dead ones. One theory is that the leopard seal saw his reflection in the lens of the camera and thought that Nicklen was a fellow predator, but an awkward one in need of some help. The Seal Saw Him as a Useless Predator Here's is a video of Nicklen explaining what happened, with many incredible photos. For more photos by Paul Nicklen, check out his website. See also: Beijing Zoo Puts their Animals on the Menu

Greatest Proposal Ever?&|&Indie Bliss Check out how this one ambitious New Yorker proposed to his beloved (with a little help from his friends). Seriously: if someone loves you enough to put together a production as elaborate as this, you’ve gotta say yes. Bad Romance: The Dos & Don’ts of Proposing Spray It, Don’t Say It Indecent Proposals Andy Levy Apologizes For Chris Brown "Punching" Tweet | WebProNews - StumbleUpon TV’s Andy Levy is a commentator and comedian know for his appearances on Fox News’ Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld show. He’s also a pretty popular Twitter presence with over 48,000 followers and 16,000 tweets. And for the past couple of days, he has found himself in a Twitter feud with musician Chris Brown and his fans over a particular retweet commentary that brought up one of Brown’s more regrettable moments from the past. A couple of days ago, Brown tweeted this – Soon after that tweet went out, Andy Levy retweeted it, but with some added commentary - Of course, Levy is referring to the 2009 incident where Brown was arrested for assaulting then-girlfriend, singer Rhianna. Brown responded to Levy – Brown’s fans apparently flooded Levy with tweets, many of which he responded to. Yesterday during his Fox News segment “Halftime Report,” Levy issued the following “apology” to Chris Brown and his fans.

A dog’s seeing eye dog Lily is a Great Dane that has been blind since a bizarre medical condition required that she have both eyes removed. For the last 5 years, Maddison, another Great Dane, has been her sight. The two are, of course, inseparable. (via Weird Universe, Daily Record, The Sun) 154271d1287514685-animated-gif-thread-drop_kicked.gif from fohguild.org From the entire VRI team, we'd like to thank you for your support over the past 40 days. Going forward from the Kickstarter, we are now focusing our entire efforts at PantheonRotF.com. There you will be able to pledge directly to game development. For Kickstarter pledgers, nothing has been charged to you, so please feel free to resubmit your pledges at the post-Kickstarter site. Should you have any questions, our team is ready to take your questions at support@pantheonrotf.com Thank you again, from the bottom of our hearts. Come join in the development process, and we'll see you all in Terminus very soon! Pantheon: Rise of the Fallen is an MMORPG based on challenging gameplay and open world high fantasy, with a strong focus on group-oriented content. The player is a legendary Hero, stripped of his or her powerful relics and left to explore the distinct and epic regions of Terminus. "Strata! Classes 1. Races 1. Stretch Races 1. Game Features Click here for the Community Q&A Video Series

25 Pictures of The Most Comfortably Uncomfortable First World Problems In Africa, they don’t have bread to eat. BUT WHY DOES THAT HAVE TO MEAN THAT THE CHEESE IN MY BURGER IS ESCAPING THE BUNS’ OUTLINE? Have something to say about this post? The OSTRICH Story A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress?" "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" found an old lamp. me two wishes. would always be there."

One Man Disney Movie, With All the Voices by One Amazing Singer Pixar animator Nick Pitera isn't just good at animation. He's also a phenomenal singer, as he shows in his new video, "One Man Disney Movie." Pitera, in a six-way splitscreen setup, sings the parts of a whole bunch of memorable Disney heroes, villains, and even heroines. Update: There's now a brilliant mashup of Nick Pitera's vocals and the corresponding Disney footage. Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance' Mashed Up With Disney's 'Newsies' Still life: Bent objects UPDATE: The Return of Bent Objects Wires transform these objects from inanimate to hilarious works of art. Little polish girl McDonalds as Sculpture Materials Yeah, this is where those come from Dancing Queens English breakfast Sylvia Muffin put her head in the oven. The introvert Bananas in bed – let’s slip into bed together You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto. Fruit with life experience Zombies are nuts about brains Modest pear Literary interpretations Paper training our little dog, Frank A little cat doodle Photo Credits: Terry Border at Bent Objects View more In Pictures sets on Owni.eu

Happy End This is a story about cats and dogs that have found a new home and regain their will for life… Related Posts 10 Reasons Why Dogs are Better Than Cats Cat Island, Japan Seven Awesome Reasons Why Dogs are Men’s (and Women's) Best Friend Problems with Husky Secrets of Dogs and Cats Funny Cats Black Animals Luxurious place for cats Sad Story With A Happy End It pleases me to know that world still has some good souls left! Related Posts Instant Dog Mom Luxurious place for cats Top 10 Animal Dads Headline Grabbing Animal stories of 2013 Animal lover and passionate reader? Polar Bear Enjoy in Snow Seven Awesome Reasons Why Dogs are Men’s (and Women's) Best Friend The 10 Cutest Sleeping Dogs of the Week

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