To my ex-husband... Dear ex-husband...I would like to clear up some of the lies and mis-information you have been feeding people since you have discovered Facebook and attended your recent high school reunion: 1) I did not "cheat on you" and cause the breakup of our marriage. We had been separated for the better part of a year, and I had already filed divorce papers. Even before we were separated, we had sex MAYBE once or twice a month for 3 years (BAD sex at that). I did "have an itch", as I have seen you put it, and since you weren't scratching it, I called up my old fuck-buddy and he took care of business. BTW, he had no problem at all cumming from oral...so fuck you for making me think it was my problem when it was clearly yours. 2) Thank you for blaming all your social shortcomings on me. 3) You told one ex-girlfriend that after we got married, I "turned into Martha Stewart". 4) I will let you continue to tell people I am remarried to "some geek I met on the internet", as that is completely true. P.S.
Questionable Content Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins. I know this because my boyfriend Duncan and I moved from Montana to Oregon last month. But as harrowing as the move was for us, it was nothing compared to the confusion and insecurity our two dogs had to endure. Our first dog is - to put it delicately - simple-minded. When we started packing, the helper dog knew immediately that something was going on. When the soul-penetrating pathos she was beaming at me failed to prevent me from continuing to put things in boxes, the helper dog became increasingly alarmed. Unfortunately for the helper dog, it took us nearly a week to get everything packed up. But the simple dog seemed to enjoy the trip. Even though she threw up seven times. She actually seemed to like throwing up. But as far as the simple dog was concerned, it was the best, most exciting day of her life.
Epic Fail Funny Videos and Funny Pictures shitmydadsays (shitmydadsays) - shitmydadsays Something went wrong, but don’t fret — let’s give it another shot. Firefox’s Enhanced Tracking Protection (Strict Mode) is known to cause issues on x.com Dinosaur Comics Grand Rapids, Michigan Grand Rapidians attempt a ritual dance to appease Calder's - and the city's - enlarged heart. “I'm a sculptor and I'm feeling like death, as you would too if you'd just flown into Grand Rapids at some ungodly hour of the morning, only to discover that you can't check into your hotel room for another three hours. As you would too, if you were a sculptor — as I am.” Grand Rapids is a tight-knit Dutch community of mostly affluent Dutch Republicans (plus some recent riff-raff), located in Dutch West Michigan. The city is nicknamed "G.R." and is depicted on highway signs as Gd Rapids , Gd being an abbreviation of Grand, evidently. Gd Rapids is situated on Michigan's Gd River, atop several scenic and probably important Native American burial sites. History “There are no grand rapids in Grand Rapids, Michigan”~ Lyricists Marty Cooper and the Big Town Kazoos before stumbling onto a catchier tune about deer in Dearborn Alticor headquarters, formerly the Pantlind Hotel. Government People Economy Motto
Little Bunny Foo Foo One of the more popular versions of the song is as follows: Little bunny Foo Foo Went hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And bopping them on the head Down came the Good Fairy, and she said "Little bunny Foo Foo I don't want to see you And bopping them on the head." I'll give you 3 chances, And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon!" And the next day... And 'bopping them on the head." I'll give you 2 more chances, I'll give you 1 more chance, I don't wanna to see you I gave you three chances and you didn't behave so.... An alternate version is "Little Bunny Foo Foo Hopping through the forest Scoopin' up the field mice Bopping em on the head! Then the Good Fairy came and said: 'Little Bunny Foo Foo I don't want see you Bashing'em on the head! Some versions were similar, but different: "Little Rabbit Foo Foo Running through the forest And bopping them on the head! Down came the Good Fairy, and she said: I don't wanna see you And bashing them on the head! I will give you three chances,
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