Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (9781425992606): Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson Funny Anti Jokes What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Want more? British MI6 Replaces al-Qaeda Bomb Recipe with Cupcakes | World By Alex JohnstonEpoch Times Staff Created: June 3, 2011 Last Updated: June 6, 2011 A baker frosts a cupcake April 19, 2011 in New York City. (Spencer Platt/Getty Images) British MI6 intelligence officers hacked into the Islamic extremist website and magazine, Inspire, and replaced bomb-making instructions with a recipe on how to make cupcakes, media reports said on Friday. The incident marks the first time that foreign agents were able to breach and alter the website, which is reported to be linked with al-Qaeda on the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP). The magazine's original page entitled “Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom,” was corrupted, reported The Associated Press. “We're increasingly using cybertools as part of our work,” a U.K. foreign official told AP. When a user attempts to download the PDF of the quarterly magazine page on how to make the bomb, they are redirected to scrambled computer code, reported The Daily Telegraph.
50 Drinking Games Guaranteed to Get You Hammered What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself? Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Here are some of your favorites and most likely some you’ve never seen. 1. Across the Bridge You need: A deck of cards and 2 or more people Deal ten cards face down in a straight line. 2. You need: One quarter, a pitcher, beer (of course), 8+ people (2 teams) Pour beer into the pitcher. 3. You need: One deck of cards and 4 people The play: Start by dealing out all of the cards. Ranking system: The four players are ranked as follows for each round played. - President: The first person to go out - Vice President: The second person to go out - Secretary: The third person to go out - Asshole: The last person to go out Ranking Privileges: 4. Don’t worry. 5. Place a deck of cards on an empty bottle. 6. 7. 8.
Introducing Google- If you haven’t been invited to Google+ (don’t you just love the elitist nature of being invited to a social network) you’re not missing much. Google+ is like Facebook’s strange younger brother who wears sandals with dress pants because he desperately wants to look hip. It’s just another social networking site that your parents won’t understand. In a matter of days, misinformed talk shows will profile the site and explained how it directly leads to drug use, teen pregnancy, turtle flu, and Super Communism. But we all know the truth: It’s nothing exciting. So, Google+, we’re not sure how we feel about you yet. We are, however, excited about Google-. Google- Features: Helping Hand Google- can predict not only the word you’re trying to spell, but the rest of the sentence. Photo Sharing When you tag yourself in a photo, Google- will email the photo to your parents or guardians. New Relationship Statuses Google- realizes that categorizing relationships is tricky. Lonely. Celeight Watch!
Three Sysadmin Rules You Can’t (And Shouldn’t) Break When I drafted this article, I really came-up with 7 sysadmin habits. But, out of those 7 habits, three really stood out for me. While habits are good, sometimes rules might even be better, especially in the sysadmin world, when handling a production environment. Rule #1: Backup Everything ( and validate the backup regularly ) Experienced sysadmin knows that production system will crash someday, no matter how proactive we are. What software (or custom script?) If you don’t have a backup of your critical systems, stop reading this article and get back to work. A while back in one of the research conducted by some group (don’t remember who did that), I remember they mentioned that only 70% of the production applications are getting backed-up. Assume that Sam takes backup of the critical applications regularly, but doesn’t validate his backup. Rule #2: Master the Command Line ( and avoid the UI if possible ) So, if you are a Linux sysadmin, you should master the command line.
3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! We know the Earth is flat because the Bible tells us so. But for those of you skeptical, close-minded types that flat out refuse to accept the overwhelming Biblical evidence, I have designed some experiments you can do at home that will show you, before your very eyes, that the world is indeed flat, and not spherical as some crazy scientists proclaim. It's amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves! 1) Jump! If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? 2) Blow! This can be disproved very simply. That's right. 3) Get High! If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing. These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate. Yours in Christ, Rev.
The OSTRICH Story A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress?" "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" found an old lamp. me two wishes. would always be there."
ONCE UPON A TIME a prince asked a beautiful... - Memerial.net Pope Joke The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto HWY 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mpg, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Patrol in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. The trooper calls in and asks for the chief. "It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?" "No Sir!" "Is it the Governor?" "No! "Is it the PRESIDENT??? "Well WHO IN THE HECK is it?" "I don't know Sir." replies the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."