Straight away, we could tell that the Hydromax Series had a significant amount of power when compared to the original hydro series). That may or may not be good news for everybody. Like the Hydro Series, it features an open/close flap on the top which accommodates and controls the suction within the see-through chamber. This time, the chamber can be ordered in the colors red, white, or blue, because, apparently, big dicks are patriotic.
Also like the other products in the Hydromax Series lineup, features an optional gauge measurer along the side of the chamber. It has the same gator design as well – this tube sock-looking mechanism on the bottom that takes up way too much space if you ask us. We’ve seen penis pumps constructed better, but then again, those fancy-looking bastards didn’t do what they were supposed to do either. If we’ve learned anything from all the shit we’ve fucked it’s that you can’t judge a book by its cover.
That’s one thing we can say about the Hydromax Series: It damn sure works even if it looks like a kid’s bike pump from the ‘80s. However, we’ll admit that the results come on somewhat slowly compared to the FleshPump or the medical-grade Penomet, but what do you expect? One is the top dog and the other is used by doctors. Once again, even with the new Bellows system, the HydroMax lineup fits snugly in the middle like a swollen hotdog in a toasted bun. Yum!
What Comes in the Hydromax Series Box?
Speaking of things stuffed into tight spots, the box containing the Hydromax Series penis pump was chalk full of . . . nothing but the bare essentials. We kind of liked that. Enough with the overselling and oversupplying already! We have more “free samples” than we know what to do with. Inside the box was just the following items; no more, no less:
The Hydromax Series penis pump (in the size and color of your choosing)
A removable soft-touch comfort pad
A brand flyer advertising the other products in their lineup
A simple instruction manual for bath and/or shower use
Needless to say, the Hydromax manufacturing team spent little time on trying to impress you with looks and worked hard on their personality instead. If this were a pageant, the Hydromax Series would win Miss Congeniality by a landslide. Searching the nooks and crannies of the commercial-looking box rendered nothing else besides lint and cardboard shavings, making it totally easy to dispose of the evidence. If you’re a fan of discretion, this vanilla vacuum might be just what you need. *NOTE: All Hydromax products are packaged and shipped the same way – in unmarked boxes like a sexy drug deal.
How It Measures Up
Compared to other penis pumps which use water pressure to stimulate cellular growth, the Hydromax is rather standard, although the quality of the manufacturing is definitely higher than what we’re used to. It is durable and rigid in construction, providing a strong and sturdy shield around your junk. The comfort pads are legit as well and, when used correctly, offer a tighter seal against the body which further increases the power of the suction.
Compared to the other penis pumps in the Hydromax Series lineup pales in comparison to the HydroXtreme series. However, the promise to deliver as much as 35% more suction power than the original BathMate series was certainly kept. If you were scared of the Hydro Series, stay far away from this sucky bitch. (We mean that in the best way possible.)
Here are the Types of Hydromax Pumps
Hydro7 Red, Clear, Blue
Hydromax5, Hydromax7, Hydromax7 Wide Boy, Hydromax5
HydroXtreme5, HydroXtreme7, HydroXtreme9 Clear, HydroXtreme11 Red, Clear, Blue
Detail for penis size at erection
Under 5 inches you should use a hydromax5 pump
Over 5-7 inches you should use a hydromax7 pump, Hydromax7 Wide Boy, HydroXtreme7
7-9 inches above should use a Hydromax9 or HydroXtreme9 pump
More than 9 inches you should use a HydroXtreme11 pump