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Against the Wind - belovedmuerto - Sherlock. Sherlock is a chemist and a detective; he’s a scientist, and he rejects things beyond the ken of science.

Against the Wind - belovedmuerto - Sherlock

There are very few things that science cannot explain, in his experience, very few things that do not fall under its purview, and they are mostly things of the imagination. Flights of fancy, fairy tales and stories, silliness. Science cannot explain John Watson. Sometimes, Sherlock wonders if he would be nearly as fascinated with his John as he is, were he more easily explained. That’s the thing, though. And yet. Sherlock found more than that, even, when he discovered that John does magic. Which is ridiculous, and impossible. And yet. Sherlock does his best to ignore it. He pretends that John doesn’t occasionally make tea from across a room, just as perfect when he’s doing it from his chair as when he gets up and does it physically. So he ignores it. In Which John is a BAMFy MoFo, OMG! - Kantayra - Sherlock. “If you don’t want to see this pretty throat sliced open,” the thug in the navy ski mask growled menacingly, “give us the diamonds by midnight.”

In Which John is a BAMFy MoFo, OMG! - Kantayra - Sherlock

Sally Donovan, despite herself, started giggling. Lestrade glared at her, because the kidnappers’ video really wasn’t funny, except that it was, and before he could help himself, his shoulders were shaking with suppressed laughter as well. Onscreen, Sherlock went still, bound helplessly to the chair, and scowled at his captors.

“Your threat would be more convincing if you placed the blade at my jugular – that is the trachea, by the way – and if the phone call you just left the room to receive wasn’t from your mother, judging by the state of your trouser pockets. The Detective and the Pin-Up - Chapter 1 - XistentialAngst - Sherlock. The Marksman Chapter 1, a sherlock fanfic. A/N As the summery states, this is somewhat AU with bits of canon thrown in for fun.

The Marksman Chapter 1, a sherlock fanfic

As a result, expect characters to be OC some of the time. Oh yeah, Johnlock (eventual) and Mystrade (established). Rated M for violence, non-con sex, sex and swearing. Also I do not have a beta or Brit-picker. (The word Brit-picker sounds so weird… but anyway) So please forgive any errors, but also please point them out so I can correct them. Disclosure I do not own the rights to Sherlock Holmes, John Watson or SHERLOCK from the BBC.

The Marksman "Anderson is an idiot! " The pale detective continued with his assessment, "The oil stains on the victim's clothing and the grime his nails clearly shows that he was working on a vehicle prior to his death. "We have to have reasonable suspicion to arrest her," demanded Detective Inspector Lestrade loudly. "Arrange a drugs bust. The shorter, graying detective inspector rubbed his forehead and sank weakly down onto one of the extra chairs in his office. Why NSY Will Never Make Assumptions Again, a sherlock fanfic. Why NSY Will Never Make Assumptions Again Author: Shay Riddle xxx PM Lestrade decides to do a drug's bust at 221B after Sherlock has been caught smiling for days straight for no apparent reason.

Why NSY Will Never Make Assumptions Again, a sherlock fanfic

But he never expected to find this….. AU, SLASH, OOC,SMALL ANGST, FLUFFY, SMALL SWEARING. this is set before A Study In Pink Rated: Fiction T - English - Mystery/Humor - John W. & Sherlock H. - Reviews: 16 - Words: 2,268 - Published: 06-26-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8257257 Title: Why NSY Will Never Make Assumptions Again. Author: Shay Riddle xxx. Beneath the Jumper Chapter 1: The Secret, a sherlock fanfic. A/N: Here's a back-to-school present for all my lovely readers/reviewers/favoriters/followers.

Beneath the Jumper Chapter 1: The Secret, a sherlock fanfic

I'll be updating daily. I know the angst/humor label combination is a bit odd, but it's true nonetheless. Enjoy!