Christian Anti-Masturbation Group's Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation. Email Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin seen here at Evergreen Elementary School in Los Angeles, California while on his nationwide tour.
Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation organization was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The group recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tour which it says focused on educating both children and parents about the dangerous consequences of masturbation. Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, whose real name is 35-year-old Paul Horner, was arrested on Sunday at Metta Yoga in Phoenix after employees notified police about a man with no pants on peering through office windows. Tom Downey with the Phoenix Police Department, who took Horner into custody, spoke with Arizona news station ABC 15 about the arrest. Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now spoke with reporters about the future of the organization after this recent setback.
Darius Rubics Mr. Paintballing The Boss: Office Team-Building Exercises Gone Bad. Hide captionA team-building exercise involving marshmallows and knives is led by Create-Learning.
This is relatively tame compared with some co-worker bonding activities. Clark Dever/Courtesy of Create-Learning A team-building exercise involving marshmallows and knives is led by Create-Learning. This is relatively tame compared with some co-worker bonding activities. Who can forget that game of Twister played in a skirt? Office team-building exercises often create lasting memories — just not necessarily ones you want to remember. Several years ago Ben Johnson worked at a health foods store in Iowa. "Pinned to its chest was a name tag for a rival store," Johnson says. In lieu of candy, the piñata was filled with dollar coins. "So when this thing explodes, dozens of the dollar gold Sacagawea coins fly through the air everywhere," Johnson says.
The coins are like blood money, and no one picks them up. "I'm now that guy; I'm that manager subjecting people to these things," Johnson says. These photos are taken from exactly the right angle. Listen to Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters" in a Major Scale - MetalSucks. This is a couple of years old, but until the reader known as “OliFant” sent it to us this morning, I’d never heard it before.
Someone took Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” and digitally reworked it so that now it’s in a major scale. Which, needless to say, completely changes the vibe of the whole song. It’s totally bizarre. England national football team: England fan throws paper plane from top of We... Let’s be honest; watching England play football can be pretty boring at the best of times, never mind during a friendly match.
That’s not to condone the actions of one Three Lions fan, despite friends videoing one of the most impressive demonstrations of paper-plane throwing you’re likely to see. Using one of the paper clappers that the FA had provided for fans to make some noise during the clash with Peru, the supporter carefully made a rather beautiful paper aircraft, before another fan filmed its flight towards the Wembley pitch. The plane glided all the way down from the top tier of the 90,000-seater Wembley Stadium - hitting Peru player Hansell Riojas in the back of the head during the second half, leaving him totally confused (and the fans celebrating more than when the goals were scored). The incident was captured by TV cameras as well as this man’s camera phone.
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