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She's a magical, sparkling' tease She's a rainbow choking' the breeze Yo, she's busting' out onto the scene With nightmare bogus poetry She's a melted avocado on the shelf She's the science of herself She's spazzing out on a cosmic level And she's meditating with the devil She's cooking salad for breakfast She's got tofu the size of Texas She's a witness to her own glory She's a never-ending story She's a frolicking depression She's a self-inflicted obsession She's got a thousand lonely husbands She's playing' footsie in another dimension She's a goddess milking her time *♥* I AM constantly seeking to determine who I declare to be!*♥*
Free camping in Antigua Guatemala. It felt like we were back in Europe, or at least not in Guatemala anymore.
We were driving through colorful cobble stone streets, where no building climbed above two floors. The only thing that did seem similar to the other towns in Guatemala were the crazy tuktuks, chicken busses and market stalls. We drove straight to the site of the tourism police, where we were allowed to camp for free. Not just for one night, but for five nights! We were amazed by the friendly police who offered their big field for vans and had an open roof for the tents or hammocks.
Deborah Burnes: Deep Clean Your Pores: How to Detox and Prep Skin for Winter. Summer sun and fun can take a toll on skin, leaving it parched, congested and damaged.
The stress of travel, changes in diet and routine, and prolonged exposure to air conditioning, sun and chemicals can wreak havoc on your skin. While sunscreen is great for protecting skin from harmful UV rays, it can clog your pores and deposit toxic chemicals, leaving your pores congested and unable to absorb or expel (see references below). Fall is the time to take a deep breath and clean up our act. It is imperative to prepare skin for the harsh winter, to make sure it survives looking luscious, hydrated and healthy. 10 Essential Albums for Starting a Jazz Collection. If I’ve seen it once I’ve seen it a hundred times.
Someone just getting into jazz ventures online looking for some music to start with, and is instantly inundated with about 500 different choices. Everyone has their own ideas about the best places to start a jazz music collection, and it can get overwhelming pretty quickly. I know because I was one of those neophytes. Why can’t we talk to the animals? We’re publishing the shortlisted entries to the 2012 Wellcome Trust Science Writing Prize.
Here, Ben Ambridge describes one theory of why our pets don’t talk back. A sulky-looking chimpanzee As a child, I suffered from a mild obsession with the film Doctor Dolittle (think Rex Harrison, not Eddie Murphy). At the heart of this obsession was a nagging question: Why couldn’t this be real? The Traveller’s Medicine Cabinet: 5 Essential Drugs for the Road. While out roving you aren’t always (or even often) anywhere near a hospital or pharmacy.
But, if you pack these nutritional supplements and natural medications wherever you go, you’ll be able to cope just fine. #1: Kratom The Situation You’re hiking the Appalachian trail in the dead of winter.
Easy roll hem. Next up in the Tips + Tricks series is the easy roll hem.
I usually get at least one request for a tutorial every time I post a photo of a rolled hem so I thought I should get on this one. I learned this technique from one of our seamstresses at work, Jurata, when she couldn’t believe that I didn’t learn how to do the regular roll hem technique in school. Country Studies. Challenged cartoon by Stuart McMillen - Recombinant Records. Don’t work. Be hated. Love someone. - Half & Half. "Wiped Off The Map" - The Rumor of the Century. Across the world, a dangerous rumor has spread that could have catastrophic implications.
According to legend, Iran’s President has threatened to destroy Israel, or, to quote the misquote, “Israel must be wiped off the map”. Contrary to popular belief, this statement was never made, as the following article will prove. Donald Barthelme's barthelmismo. They say, he said, that there are flowers all over the city because the mayor does not know where his mother is buried.
Donald Barthelme is the father of postmodern fiction and funny as all hell. This page represents everything I could find written by him on the web, some select extra commentary, and some stories I scanned myself or others contributed. If you know of any other full-text sources, chunky excerpts or fun anecdotes please email me. Installing an Invisible Zipper. Zippers can be daunting even for experienced sewers.
The reason? Zippers are often installed the wrong way. Lots of seam ripping and swearing ensues, especially when it’s a simple mistake. Casualties of War - Putting American Casualties in Perspective. Casualties of War - Putting American Casualties in Perspective by - November 3, 2003 The United States of America has a somewhat unique relationship with war.
While America is considered to be the most militarily powerful country in the world today, Americans as a whole have never experienced war in the way that many other countries of the world have. There is a huge disparity between the American experience of war and the global experience. Help For Women & Girls. {Recipes} Homemade Summer Popsicles & Free Printables! It’s summer time and what better way to cool off than with homemade popsicles! These are my two favorite popsicle recipes and have never been able to pick which one I liked better, the strawberry coconut or the honeydew lime, so I decided to share them both with you! Need a reason to make these popsicles? Make for dessert at the summer BBQHave as an afternoon treat with your kidsPlanning a summer birthday party? There ya’ go.It’s sunny – what better excuse do you need? Vimeo, Video Sharing For You.
10 Snacks Under 100 Calories. Thinkstock Preparation: In a food processor, combine garlic and cannellini beans with lemon juice and process until smooth. Mix in oil, cumin, chili powder, salt and pepper and process until blended. Big_0ced1ba96acfa7735f06941a5ed09b6801796e29.jpg (JPEG Image, 1920 × 1080 pixels) - Scaled (50%) Grown-Ups at the Barre: 100 Reasons To Study Ballet: Part 1. If you are one of the many adult ballet students around the world, you have probably been asked the question "Why? " with the implied or spoken questions of age, utility, safety, use of time/money, you name it. I suppose I understand the puzzlement; until I started ballet, I had no idea that people did ballet for fun in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond! Why study ballet?
Well, the flippant answer is "Why NOT? " Some Moral Dilemmas. The Trolley Problem, not in Grassian. Suggested by Philippa Foot (1920-2010), daughter of Esther, the daughter of President Grover Cleveland, but of British birth because of her father, William Sidney Bence Bosanquet. A trolley is running out of control down a track. 30 Places to Find Cheap Airline Tickets. 30 Places to Find Cheap Airline Tickets Thursday, December 20, 2007 at 7:06pm by admin Scoring a great deal on plane tickets is only one of the challenges air travelers face these days. Unbearably long security lines, bumped flights, lost luggage and congested air traffic are commonplace. While we may not be able to control homeland security or overbooked flights, we are able to share with you some of our secrets for finding cheap airline tickets.
Read below for 30 places where you can land a great deal on your next flight. Inspiring Words: Your Required Dose of Motivation to Get You Through (25 Pics) The incorporation business: They sell sea shells. Howard Zinn's A People's History. Life's Choices. South Park Libertarians. Learning. Phrases in 5 common languages to know when traveling in Europe. Pattern Runway: {How To:} Sew the Easy Kimono short sleeved Dress Pattern. DIY Lightshade. Pattern Runway: {Project} ~ Rosette Bib Necklace. Offensive atheism. Love Hawk Tattoo Studio. Watch free documentary films & videos. Tattooed Beauties: Inked Up & Gorgeous. 20 Must-See Places Before The World Ends. Steve-Jobs-RGB-CONVERT.jpg (JPEG Image, 595 × 670 pixels) - Scaled (79%) Why I Am Leaving Goldman Sachs. 50 Things Everyone Should Know. Enlightened Perspective.
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