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Waste Some Time Online | Home of Procrastinating - Procrastination Is Fun. Pinky and The Brain prove why old cartoons are better. Official Don Martin's "One Fine Day" Gags Website. Asw16.jpg (JPEG Image, 720x503 pixels) Zombie_infographic_1024.jpg (JPEG Image, 1024x1195 pixels) How-women-and-men-see-colors.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x526 pixels) Yet Another Zombie Infographic | Nether Noir @NetherNoir.Com. Bohemian-rhapsoda-23378-1299518455-7.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x462 pixels) Sad Stories of Super Heroes...LOL. Good ole Sci fi meets kids books!!!! – - CompleteNerdomCompleteNerdom. What if Dr. Seuss Created 'Star Wars'? "Five Sci-Fi Children's Books" by Caldwell Tanner.

Star Trek Tardis.jpg (JPEG Image, 482x299 pixels) Epic ‘Doctor Who’ Infographic Shows History Of The Companions! From the very beginning of Doctor Who, the companions (or sometimes referred to as his assistants) of the Gallifreyan Time Lord have played a significant and central role not just within the show itself, but also upon the evolution of the good Doctor himself. His first companions had as much an impact on William Hartnell‘s portrayal of the Doctor, as does the impact of Amy Pond (Karen Gillan) and Rory Williams (Arthur Darvill) on Matt Smith‘s Eleventh Doctor. The infographic below, follows the history of the Doctor’s companions – from the early adventures of William Hartnell’s First Doctor, through to the modern era with Matt Smith. There’s a lot of interesting notes along the way, including why some companions seem to have had a much more significant impact on the history of the show overall.

Check out the full infographic here below and click for a larger version. Research and design by the Online Dating Site. Post this code to your blog to share the infographic with others! Motivational Monday: Afro Duck | Obscure Internet. 76.jpg (JPEG Image, 460x439 pixels) HitPoints.jpg (JPEG Image, 750x600 pixels) - Scaled (94%) Evolution5.jpg (JPEG Image, 550x728 pixels) Jokes & Humor. You might be a child of the 80's if... You might be a child of the 80's if... This timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life: STAR WARS opens, you are still in the single digit years, and you think the creatures are WAY cool. EMPIRE STRIKES BACK opens, you are now in early double digit years, and you are convinced that the special effects are much better, the characters are cool, and you want one of every collectible out there. RETURN OF THE JEDI hits the theaters...you are now a teenager, and you cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's breasts or Han Solo's butt.

You fantasize about it, and send off to join every fan club for them on the planet, hanging posters, photos, and "teen"-type magazine spreads all over your walls and lockers at school. ; you have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before the phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket or playing tennis you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song Back.

How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord. How to be a Successful Evil Overlord by Peter Anspach Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end.

I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones. Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes. Peter's Evil Overlord List. This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached. This Evil Overlord List grew out of the exchanges on what is now the Star Trek mailing list "shields-up@spies.com", beginning in 1994 (when it was still "startrek@cs.arizona.edu").

We were kicking around cliches that appeared on "Deep Space 9" at the time, and I started to compile a list of classic blunders they were making. The list came to about 20 or so items. In 1995, I decided to try to make it into a Top 100 List. On November 12, 2002, I exchanged some emails with Jack Butler who has a list on his website. Apparently both lists were compiled during overlapping periods of time. I believe Jack Butler when he says the list on his website is the current form of the James Bond Villain list, and I thank him for helping to clarify matters. -- Peter Anspach and.

LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything.

" ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... She, of course, turns him down. ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! ...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have... " Back.