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Otto the octopus wrecks havoc. Random Recipe Generator. Ancient Superweapons Fucking Rock. Aryangoku92 This one time a Roman army attacked the Greek colony of Syracuse, which at the time housed the famous inventor Archimedes. Instead of following the great Greek philosopher tradition of sitting there and taking it up the ass from an invading force, Archimedes invented a series of insane defense devices that scared the shit out of the invading Roman force, to the point that the defenders would only have to wave a plank and a rope from the city walls to send the nearest Roman invaders scurrying for safety. It's probable that the majority of the defensive engineering machines in Syracuse were run of the mill things like catapults and trebuchets, but there were definitely some more interesting things in there as well. Such as the Archimedes' Claw, which may or may have not worked something like this: It was basically a huge pulley, designed to raise a Roman trireme up from the sea and drop it down again, with all of its crew of some 200 men inside.
Hysterical Woman Greek fire. Google Image Gettysburg. Memepool.com. Garkov -- Garfield + Markov chains -- Josh Millard. Garkov Other Markov toys: Previously, on the X-Files...The Big MarkovskiJesus Markoving Christ Garfield is a comic strip by Jim Davis, who seems like a pretty good guy. A Markov chain is a probabilistic model well suited to semi-coherent text synthesis. Garkov is an application of the Markov model to transcripts of old Garfield strips, plus some extra code to make it all look like a genuine comic strip. Josh Millard is responsible for this mess; he also has a blog and frequently does stuff. (reload for more) Other people have made weird Garfield-related things, including: Garfield Minus Garfield - Lasagna Cat - Garfield Variations - Barfield - Permanent Monday - Arbuckle - Garfield Randomizer - The Death of Garfield - Nothing Garfield - forum weirdness - Garfield's Comic Creator - Garfield Generator 2 Some further reading: Comics Curmudgeon on Garfield - Comic Strip Doctor: Recontextualization - Comic Strip Doctor: Garfield - Newspaper Comics and their Enemies.
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