Catholic. Meme. Calendar. Main Page - LOLCat Bible Translation Project. The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses. If the Bible had been written by King Leonidas and the rest of the Spartans from 300, it would probably read pretty much the same as it does now.
It turns out, the Bible is already chock full of ass kicking. Here are the verses that make us want to take to the streets and put some unbelievers to the sword. Sure, Moses was a great leader, an emancipator of his people and a prophet. Most people don't know that he also was the Biblical equivalent of Splinter Cell's Sam Fisher--a well-honed killing machine, able to slay from the shadows without pity or remorse. Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Moses had a body count.
Baby Got Book. Early Christian Writings: New Testament, Apocrypha, Gnostics, Church Fathers.