Broadcast Yourself. What else were you expecting? Thanks, Smokey! Funny compilation of gun fails. Draw a Stickman. Change The Url And Put In Your Name : You Are Lame! Top 10 Brain Teasers. Pop Culture Brain teasers are a good way to improve your mind and have some fun at the same time.
They usually require lateral thinking and patience. This is a list of my favorite 10 brain teasers. Remember, don’t cheat! Take your time and when you think you know the solution, click the “view solution” link. 1. Pirate Pete had been captured by a Spanish general and sentenced to death by his 50-man firing squad. Pete cringed, as he knew their reputation for being the worst firing squad in the Spanish military. “Very well, I have some compassion. After giving his instructions the general left. Where did Pete tell them to stand? 2. Once upon a time, in the West Lake village, a servant lived with his master. 3.
One day, a father went to his three sons and told them that he would die soon and he needed to decide which one of them to give his property to. 4. One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. 5. The Pope has it but he does not use it. Top 20 Simpsons Quotes. Movies and TV The Simpsons first appeared in its current format in 1989.
Since then it has become hugely successful and is the longest running US sitcom. It would never have lasted so long if it did not have some of the funniest writing on TV. While fans debate whether the series has gone down hill in recent series, I think we can all agree that it has given some great laugh-out-loud quotes. Here are twenty of the best. Bart: I don’t want a new dog. Groundskeeper Willie: It won’t last. Mr. Grandpa: Metric system is the tool of the devil! Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Homer: Books are useless! Mr. Kent Brockman: Things aren’t as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office.
Homer: Now son, on your first day of school, I’d like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me. Top 15 Quotes of Prince Philip. Politics Prince Philip is married to Queen Elizabeth II of England, making him the Duke of Edinburgh.
He is quite famous in Britain for making some rather embarrassing, though often funny, comments. This is a list of fifteen of the best. 1. China State Visit, 1986 If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed. 2. “Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?” 3. “Do you still throw spears at each other?” 4. “Where did you get the hat?” 5. “The bastards murdered half my family” 6. “You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.” 7. “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?” 8. “If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”