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- StumbleUpon. Call Of Duty In A Nutshell. Joyride: How to steal fuel in broad daylight. What happens when someone tries to steal fuel from a car's tank in public during broad daylight?

Joyride: How to steal fuel in broad daylight

Logic says passers-by will tell them to stop, and have-a-go-heroes will be morally obliged to stomp their heads in, but logic doesn't always translate to reality. We discovered this first hand recently when, returning to one of our cars, we found the tank empty. Someone had taken the liberty of siphoning the entire tankful of petrol and made good their escape, leaving us stranded, incensed and questioning our faith in humanity.

We figured if it had happened to us then surely it must be happening to other people. So we set up a social experiment to see what the public reaction was to petrol theft -- particularly the brazen sort that happens in broad daylight. Bacon Wrapped Media - 11 Funny Facts I Learned From The Movies. Math doesnt suck, you do. Every time I hear someone say "I suck at math," I immediately think he or she is a moron.

Math doesnt suck, you do.

If you suck at math, what you really suck at is following instructions. This shirt is birth control. Sucking at math is like sucking at cooking. I'm tired of eating shitty food because you're too much of a dipshit to follow a recipe. Lefthandedness. Being left-handed is like being in a secret club.

Lefthandedness

We have our own bizarre initialization rituals, such as learning how to write "the wrong way. " We pay our dues every day, in terms of the extra effort that we must make to live in a right-handed world. When we encounter another lefty, we immediately have something in common. It's the what not the when — In support of time travel. - StumbleUpon. Time spent using Tupperware. The 10 Types of Crappy Interviewees. Confessions of a Disney Employee | at-you.net. 6 Horrifying Implications of Awesome Fantasy Movie Universes. We humans devote a huge amount of our brain power to thinking of all the ways the world could suck less.

6 Horrifying Implications of Awesome Fantasy Movie Universes

Almost all of our entertainment is based on letting us escape to some other world where people can do magic and even the hardships look like fun. What is interesting, though, is how terrible our fictional fantasy worlds really are. They look like fun for two hours at a time, but with a little thought you see why living there would make you want to drink yourself into a stupor. 7 Badass Cartoon Villains Who Lost to Retarded Heroes. The hero's tale requires that he overcome long odds to defeat the bad guys.

7 Badass Cartoon Villains Who Lost to Retarded Heroes

We understand that; nobody would have rooted for Luke Skywalker if Darth Vader had been a small, handicapped child. But many of the cartoons of our childhood took this idea to absolutely retarded extremes, to the point that it strained even our childish suspension of disbelief. Why Disney Princesses Are the Worst Role Models EVER. All_Is_Mal has a little problem with the Disney role-model model.

Why Disney Princesses Are the Worst Role Models EVER

Pitchforks up or thumbs up? –Sparkitors I really, really detest Disney princesses. In a Perfect World&8230; | SadAndUseless.com. "8 iPhone Apps I Wish Existed" by Kevin Corrigan - CollegeHumor... How commercial airplanes SHOULD be laid out. LIES.jpg from heyokay.com. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF. SCHOPENHAUERS 38 STRATAGEMS, OR 38 WAYS TO WIN AN ARGUMENT. Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860), was a brilliant German philosopher.

SCHOPENHAUERS 38 STRATAGEMS, OR 38 WAYS TO WIN AN ARGUMENT

These 38 Stratagems are excerpts from "The Art of Controversy", first translated into English and published in 1896. Carry your opponent's proposition beyond its natural limits; exaggerate it. The more general your opponent's statement becomes, the more objections you can find against it. Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes & Search Results ... This…Is…Spyware!

Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes & Search Results ...

Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.” Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?” “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is... Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”

“How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is...

Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Why never to ask favors from the Graphic Designers | Funny Emails. Story goes : Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster.

Why never to ask favors from the Graphic Designers | Funny Emails

This is their email correspondence…Read from top to bottom…. From:Shannon WalkleyDate:Monday 21 June 2010 9.15amTo:David ThorneSubject:Poster HiI opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not too busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon. This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.Thanks Shan.From: David ThorneDate:Monday 21 June 2010 9.26amTo:Shannon WalkleySubject:Re: Poster Dear Shannon,That is shocking news.Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.Regards, David.

A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE from Joe Burton. Daddys Rules. Rule #1 If you pull into my driveway and honk your horn, you'd better be delivering a package, because you sure as hell are NOT picking anything up. Rule #2. Rosscott, Inc. & Archive & The System 472: Road Sage. UPDATE: The Quirky Nomads Podcast has made this comic into a radio production! More info here » ALSO: Now avaiable as an 11×17 print! Check it out here. This is a followup to one of the more popular comics in the archive, famously featuring “figure out purple”.