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Koala and the Lizard. The 20 Awesomest Photos of Guys Caught Staring. Published:7:39 am EDT, June 23, 2011 | Updated:2:57 am EDT, March 31, 2014| 4.8m By Cory Gershon An attractive woman walks by and guys are gonna sneak a peak. We know it. Women know it. The world knows it. More Comedy you need to know. Babies Tasting Lemons for the First Time (14 GIFs. When the whole world is new to you, there are surprises around every corner. Below are some really funny animated GIFs of babies tasting lemons for the first time. (via) You may also like: 16 GIF Reactions to Real-Life Situations. Animated GIFs have proven to be a great way to express your emotions on the Internet.

Below are 16 different GIF reactions to things most of us have probably experienced. When you miss the ice cream truck: When you close the wrong tab: When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it: "Continue... " When someone spits while they’re talking, one drop always feels like: When someone posts an ugly picture of you: When you get a random pebble in your shoe: When your parents make a reference to having sex: When you wait in the car by yourself and everyone outside becomes a rapist: When you go to a party that has free food: When you’re singing alone and someone walks in the room: When you hear the theme song to your favorite show: When someone says all the pizza is gone, but then there’s one more slice: When you realize you just said something stupid: When you’re suddenly left alone with someone you just met: When your friend has gum: When something falls in your room in the middle of the night:

20 More GIF Reactions to Real-Life Situations. I’m sure you guys can identify with a lot of these. This first one is especially timely… The night before the first day of school: When someone wakes you up: When the smart kid fails the test: When you need to use the bathroom and people are in your way: When you hear people next to you say, “Don’t tell anyone…” The awkward moment when you don’t know how to continue the conversation: When you finally wash your bedsheets: When a plan you make backfires: When the beat drops to your favorite song: When something bad happens to someone you hate: When you realize the word “short” is longer than the word “long” When you push someone down and they fall… but then they start crying: When you hold someone’s pet for the first time: When you’re running late and can’t find what you’re looking for: When you feel a cold coming on: When people at the movies won’t shut up: When your friend does something you clearly said was a bad idea: When you wear a new outfit and feel great in it: When there is new food in the fridge:

Mathematics. Babysitter. To Do List. School Excuses from Parents. Just the way the parents wrote them. My son is under a doctor's care and shouldn't take PE today. Please execute him. (thanks to Delores Maldeos) Amy did not do her homework last night because we went out to a party and did not get home until late. If she is tired, please let her sleep during recess time. Diane was late on Wednesday. Please excuse my son from being absent yesterday, because there is a river in our house. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. Henry stayed home because he had a stomach ache from eating too much frosting.

Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour throat. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. Please exscuse John from being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. Cody was absent yesterday because we were out bowling until 2 AM. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. It was my fault Mike did not do his math homework last night. Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Please excuse Lupe. True Facts. Facts - interesting, provocative, well-seasoned One out of ten children in Europe are conceived on an IKEA bed.

Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it. In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. When George Lucas was mixing the American Graffiti soundtrack, he numbered the reels of film starting with an R and numbered the dialog starting with a D. The youngest pope was 11 years old. Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school. Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses. Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner. They have square watermelons in Japan - they stack better. Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation. Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.