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Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table." Mr Price, 40, will now face up to four charges of public indecency. Brice Jacobs, another neighbour, told local reporters he was disgusted that Mr Price was not jailed immediately. "He could do that again," the website of local television station WTOL11 quoted him as saying. "Nude that close to a school. American caught having sex with picnic table
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A MAN who defecated on a dead hedgehog in the street in the middle of the day coolly gave the arresting officer his reason. “When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go,” said Victor Ford. The 34-year-old was squatting over the grass verge with his jeans around his knees when a police officer drove along Balmoral Avenue, Spalding, at 1.20pm on July 3. Deborah Cartwright, prosecuting at court, said the officer stopped his patrol car and walked over to Ford, who was standing up and pulling up his jeans. The officer looked at the ground where Ford had been squatting and saw “fresh human faeces on top of a dead hedgehog”. Miss Cartwright said the officer saw a woman at the window in a house nearby, who would have had a clear view, and a woman walking towards him pushing a child in a pram and she would also have been in a position to see. The reason given to police for defecating on dead hedgehog in street - News - Spalding Guardian
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