Get flash to fully experience Pearltrees
NOW that’s what you call putting your foot in it... Tom Boddingham ordered a special slipper to fit his oversized foot but was sent a size 1,450 – after manufacturers failed to spot a decimal point in his order. The 27-year-old takes a size 13 right shoe size while his left is slightly bigger and measures 14-and-a-half. But when he ordered his custom-fit slipper, manufacturers in China misread size 14.5 and accidently made one that’s a whopping 7ft long – size 1,450, or XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. It is almost as big as a Smart car and is more than large enough to act as a sleeping bag for two.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table." Mr Price, 40, will now face up to four charges of public indecency. Brice Jacobs, another neighbour, told local reporters he was disgusted that Mr Price was not jailed immediately. "He could do that again," the website of local television station WTOL11 quoted him as saying. "Nude that close to a school.
A MAN who defecated on a dead hedgehog in the street in the middle of the day coolly gave the arresting officer his reason. “When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go,” said Victor Ford. The 34-year-old was squatting over the grass verge with his jeans around his knees when a police officer drove along Balmoral Avenue, Spalding, at 1.20pm on July 3. Deborah Cartwright, prosecuting at court, said the officer stopped his patrol car and walked over to Ford, who was standing up and pulling up his jeans. The officer looked at the ground where Ford had been squatting and saw “fresh human faeces on top of a dead hedgehog”. Miss Cartwright said the officer saw a woman at the window in a house nearby, who would have had a clear view, and a woman walking towards him pushing a child in a pram and she would also have been in a position to see.
The Euphemism Generator can create up to 513,740,850 unique phrases! But there's always room for more. Send your real or made-up euphemisms to "euphemism.generator [squiggly thing] gmail [dot] com" right now! (address obfuscated to annoy spambots) NEW! EXPERIMENTAL!
A new video series created by Playbill answers the question, "What if the characters of Broadway's The Importance of Being Earnest traveled through a time warp and woke up on the beach with Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the gang of MTV's Jersey Shore ?" Brilliance, that's what! These mustachioed actors managed to give the gang's moronic quips such gravitas that we're almost convinced Oscar Wilde really did say, "If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with tampons!" <p style="text-align:right;color:#A8A8A8"></p>