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Gigantic XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL slipper delivered to man who ordered a size 14.5 but got a size 1,450

Tom Boddingham ordered a special slipper to fit his oversized foot but was sent a size 1,450 – after manufacturers failed to spot a decimal point in his order. The 27-year-old takes a size 13 right shoe size while his left is slightly bigger and measures 14-and-a-half. But when he ordered his custom-fit slipper, manufacturers in China misread size 14.5 and accidently made one that’s a whopping 7ft long – size 1,450, or XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. It is almost as big as a Smart car and is more than large enough to act as a sleeping bag for two. Now Tom, who has always worn custom-made shoes, plans to sell the furry monster’s slipper on eBay. He said: “It was sent directly from Hong Kong and measures 210 x 130 x 65cms – the same length as a grizzly bear or a family car. “I’m going to sell it online and if I can make a few quid out of it then all the better.”

Despite their, er, toe-rrible mistake, we’re sure they put their heart and sole into making it… 15 Amazon Products With Amazing User Reviews. American caught having sex with picnic table. Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude.

American caught having sex with picnic table

He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table. " Mr Price, 40, will now face up to four charges of public indecency. Brice Jacobs, another neighbour, told local reporters he was disgusted that Mr Price was not jailed immediately. "He could do that again," the website of local television station WTOL11 quoted him as saying. "Nude that close to a school. Mr Price is understood to be married with three school aged children. Local police said they had never encountered a similar case. The alleged picnic sex incident is the latest in a series of bizarre sex stories, with people getting caught in the act with inanimate objects.

A man got himself into strife after he apparently attempted to have sex with a fence in Leicester Square Gardens last year. The most pointless clip of 2011 is… The Most WTF Newspaper Article You'll Read This Year. 4 NERDS ONLY: My tweets ABOUT Twitter... The reason given to police for defecating on dead hedgehog in street - News. A MAN who defecated on a dead hedgehog in the street in the middle of the day coolly gave the arresting officer his reason.

The reason given to police for defecating on dead hedgehog in street - News

“When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go,” said Victor Ford. The 34-year-old was squatting over the grass verge with his jeans around his knees when a police officer drove along Balmoral Avenue, Spalding, at 1.20pm on July 3. Deborah Cartwright, prosecuting at court, said the officer stopped his patrol car and walked over to Ford, who was standing up and pulling up his jeans. £200 bill for man who defecated on dead hedgehog in street - Crime. DEFECATING on a dead hedgehog in the street in the middle of the day has cost the man responsible a £200 court bill.

£200 bill for man who defecated on dead hedgehog in street - Crime

Victor Ford (34) was squatting over the grass verge with his jeans around his knees when a police officer drove along Balmoral Avenue, Spalding, at 1.20pm on July 3. Ford, formerly of Spalding’s Gamlyn Close, pleaded not guilty at a previous hearing at Spalding Magistrates’ Court to a charge of outraging public decency by defecating in the street. But he changed his plea to guilty when the Crown Prosecution Service offered a lesser public order charge. District Judge John Stobart fined Ford, of Middlecott Close, Boston, £100 and ordered him to pay £85 costs and a £15 victim surcharge. • See Tuesday’s Lincolnshire Free Press for the amazing quote Ford told the arresting officer and the advice the judge gave Ford should the situation ever arise again. Handmade Plush Squid Hats Photography & by ObeyMyBrain. Come and check out my second Etsy shop where I'm placing all my prints and papercuts and paintings etc.

Handmade Plush Squid Hats Photography & by ObeyMyBrain

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