- StumbleUpon. Hilarious Celebrity Portraits - My Modern Metropolis - StumbleUpon. New York-based photographer Martin Schoeller loves to make us laugh! Take a look at his celebrity portraits of everyone from Quentin Tarantino to Chris Rock and you'll notice a common theme running throughout his work. They're wonderfully wacky! Having worked as an assistant for Annie Leibovitz from 1993 to 1996, Schoeller has the guts to create dramatic scenes that call for his subjects to work outside the box. He's been a staff photographer at The New Yorker since 1999 and his work has appeared in magazines like Rolling Stone, Esquire, Vogue and Vanity Fair.
No doubt it's his unique flair that captures our attention and has us eternally wondering what he's got next up his sleeve. The AOLer Translator - StumbleUpon. - StumbleUpon. - what to do in an emergency - StumbleUpon. Logic Thinker - Explained | Humour Laughs - StumbleUpon. UCB Parents Jokes &Quotes: Kids talk Science - StumbleUpon. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. " * "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. " * "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.
" * "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. " * "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. " * "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. Portraits of Dogs as They Shake Off Water - StumbleUpon. For her series “Shake“, pet photographer Carli Davidson photographed curious portraits of dogs shaking off water. Use a fast shutter speed and you can capture all kinds of strange expressions on your dog’s face. You can find the rest of the photographs in the series here. Shake (via Photojojo) Image credits: Photographs by Carli Davidson and used with permission. - StumbleUpon. - StumbleUpon. The Subjectless: Spider-man Thread? Spider-man Thread. | Video Game Online Forums &Community | Game Platform Discussions for Video Games - GameTrailers.com.
I'm a Stupid Cat! Humor. Extreme Idiots Compilation - StumbleUpon. LOTS OF PUNS - StumbleUpon. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything. " ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey!
...A neutron walks into a bar. Back. Tumblr_lvjdmtMreG1qewacoo1_r1_500.png (PNG Image, 499x376 pixels)