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To Quote Malcolm Tucker; or, Get The Fuck In or Fuck The Fuck Off - kim47 - Sherlock (TV. “Honestly, John, I fail to see the problem.”

To Quote Malcolm Tucker; or, Get The Fuck In or Fuck The Fuck Off - kim47 - Sherlock (TV

John rubbed his eyes tiredly. “No,” he sighed. “You never do, do you?” Sherlock gave him an unimpressed look. “Really John, you shouldn’t try to be cryptic. But it is on you? “Sherlock, I am not going to go to a gay club with you and pretend to be your boyfriend just so you can question a bartender.” “But why not?” “Yes, thank you; I do not need you to remind me about that.” And there it was. “Look, you don’t need me there,” he said, trying to sound reasonable. “Yes, but – ” Sherlock stopped abruptly, looking, dear Lord, surely not, faintly embarrassed. John stared at him for a moment, uncomprehending, and then burst out laughing. Sherlock was, by this point, looking vaguely offended by John’s laughter. “Alright, fair call,” he said, “but I’m still not going with you. “Fine,” returned Sherlock icily.

With that, he flounced off, whirling his coat behind him in true Sherlock-ian fashion. John picked up his tea and smiled to himself. DON'T - alizarin_nyc - Sherlock (TV. Captain_dog: Five times John met Sherlock and one time he knew he was stuck for life. Title: Five times John met Sherlock and One time he knew he was stuck for life Rating: PG Warnings: Children being awful to each other, snogging, post-Reichenbach, uuuuh fluff.

captain_dog: Five times John met Sherlock and one time he knew he was stuck for life

Lots of fluff Pairing(s): Sherlock/John Summary: title says it all, really Note: I got writer's block right in the middle of a juicy desk-sex scene and I accidentally a 5 + 1 Sherlock squirmed in his mother's arms, clearly uneasy with so many people around. “Hush, darling.” she whispered, rocking him gently. “Where are your parents?” “Harry didn't want her cake.” he said, as though this answered her question. “Where's your mum and dad?” Seven Hours in the Sun - hyacinth_sky747 - Sherlock Holmes - fandom.

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Seven Hours in the Sun - hyacinth_sky747 - Sherlock Holmes - fandom

Please consider turning it on! </p> Archive of Our Own beta Log In Site Navigation This work could have adult content. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). Seven Hours in the Sun by hyacinth_sky747 Sherlock Holmes - fandom 14 Apr 2012 Tags Words: 6,946 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 50 Kudos: 605 Bookmarks: 190 Hits: 12864 Footer Close. Heroic - sprl1199 - Sherlock (TV. "There's no such thing as heroes, John.

Heroic - sprl1199 - Sherlock (TV

And if there were, I wouldn't be one of them. " [Heroic] The first time John saw the Aristotelian Avenger, the other man was in the middle of facing down the Crimson Curmudgeon. “Haha ha!” The villain yelled in his somewhat high-pitched voice. There was a moment of intense heat followed by a strange, sucking sound—rather like something being pulled up through a straw—and, with one giant intake of breath, the crowd of onlookers that had thronged the small park gasped in horror.

John hadn’t been planning on coming to the aid of justice that day—his only real plan had been to get some lunch and perhaps look at a few flats there were being let—but nonetheless he tried to step in and help, revolver and shield already held at the ready. “You’d best stay clear,” Stamford advised stodgily. John blinked back at his old school chum and tried to surreptitiously free his cape.

“I didn’t mean him,” Stamford replied grimly.