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See, we slept through high school, so we were lucky. We avoided the years and years of brainwashing that accompanies a standard education. To those of you unfortunate enough to have been subjected to a lifetime in the public school system, we've got some bad news for you that you probably won't find in your text books: Every brilliant inventor you've ever loved is a huge, thieving asshole. Galileo Galilee or "Gal-Gal," as he is more commonly known, was an Italian astronomer, physicist and mathematician.
If you asked the average high schooler what Galileo's lasting contribution to science was, they would most likely reply "the telescope" before going off to listen to their Rhianna records and play with their Digimon, (Is that what high schoolers do these days? Who Actually Invented It? Lippershey's telescope (internet re-creation) Necessary? Fuck you Who Actually Discovered It? Alexander Graham Bell Ah, Bell. 6 Brainwashing Techniques They're Using On You Right Now. Keeping You In Line With Shame I won several formal debates in college using my patented technique of simply repeating my opponent's argument in a high-pitched, mocking tone while wiggling my fingers in the air.
There really is no defense. They call this the appeal to rididcule fallacy. To which I would simply rebut, "Oooooh, appeal to ridicule fallacy! Well I've got a 'phallus' you can 'see' right here, college boy. " Professionals have more sophisticated methods, but it boils down to the same technique. After all, why even consider something that's ridiculous? You are if you use something other than Alltel Wireless! Sounds like: "So now they're telling us that--get this, folks--global warming is caused by cows farting!
"And then he said we could save gas by inflating our tires! Why It Works: It's no secret you can short-circuit somebody's brain with shame. But why does it work? You can thank evolution for that. And of course the other side does it with McCain's age... From here. Political Risk Insurance Center - Country Analysis - Somalia.
Freedom House: Freedom in the World 2006 - Solomon Islands. Citizens of the Solomon Islands can change their government democratically.
As a member of the Commonwealth, the British monarch-Queen Elizabeth II-is the nominal head of state. She is represented by a governor-general who is chosen by parliament for a five-year term. Nathaniel Waena, the current governor-general, was elected to this office in July 2004. The government is a modified parliamentary system with a 50-member, single-chamber Legislative Assembly; members are elected for four-year terms. A parliamentary majority elects the prime minister, who appoints his own cabinet. The leading political parties are the People's Alliance Party and the Solomon Islands Alliance for Change Coalition. Corruption is a serious problem, resulting in public dissatisfaction and significant economic harm.
Freedom of expression and of the press is generally respected. Freedom of religion is generally respected. There is no army. Rules For Revolutionaries: The Capitalist Manifesto for Creating and Marketing New Products and Services (9780887309953): Guy Kawasaki, Michele Moreno. Monk, mystic, mechanic. An Essay by Einstein. "How strange is the lot of us mortals!
Each of us is here for a brief sojourn; for what purpose he knows not, though he sometimes thinks he senses it. But without deeper reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people -- first of all for those upon whose smiles and well-being our own happiness is wholly dependent, and then for the many, unknown to us, to whose destinies we are bound by the ties of sympathy. A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving...
"I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves -- this critical basis I call the ideal of a pigsty. The ideals that have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth.