Proper englishman

Internet shorthand as if written by a proper Englishman I now present the sequel to “Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman“… hah! I found your last comment humorous, good sir! hahaha My jubilant utterance could be heard in the next room! lol - laugh out loud I did laugh merrily in an out loud fashion. rofl - rolling on floor laughing I dare say I fell onto the ground, and proceeded to roll about as if I were swine of some sort. lmao - laughing my ass off I laughed so intensely that my buttocks nearly disconnected from my flesh. pmsl - pissed myself laughing My guttural emission of joy caused me to urinate my trousers. omg - oh my god Gordon Bennett! zomg - oh my god with a z at the beginning zGordon Bennett! w/e - whatever Right. stfu - shut the fuck up If you were drinking tea right now, you would not be speaking. ily - I love you I dare say, if I weren’t a proper Englishman and my heart was not a cold dark place, I suspect I would feel quite passionate about you. gtfo - get the fuck out

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Dear blank, please blank Wenn man nicht aufpasst, kann es passieren, dass man ohne es zu merken gleich mehrere Stunden auf der “Dear blank, please blank” Homepage verbringt. Wenn ich nicht so vorsichtig wär, würde ich wahrscheinlich jetzt noch dasitzen und eine lustige Kurznachricht nach der anderen lesen. Wer von euch ausreichend Zeit hat, sollte sich die Seite nicht entgehen lassen. Es ist jedoch besser die Finger davon zu lassen, wenn man noch bei der Arbeit ist. Die Karten sind hier im Etsy Shop für jeweils 4,50 Dollar erhältlich. Edward Cullen isn't real! & so we ramble I don’t understand your point. If you are saying “I am…” cannot be followed by a noun, you are wrong. I am a person. I am the mayor.