A Letter From An Insane Girl Hello again! Mayor Wilkins here with another wonderful Comedy Goldmine. This week I've decided to do something a little different - instead of pictures, I'm going with text. You see, I've had some bad luck with women in the past. From the ex-girlfriend who thought she was a vampire to the girl who said that my beard brushing against her skin reminded her of her uncle who used to rape her, I thought I'd had some pretty weird experiences with the opposite sex. I knew I didn't have the market on weird cornered by a longshot, but I was pretty sure that my experiences were horrible, and I felt a little bad about having endured them. Then forum goon futhman came along and shot everything to hell. Anyway, as futhman tells it... Before I joined SA, most of my online activity used to be on the now-dead wideworldofass.com and Livejournal. So here they are, scans of the letters and pictures. So here's a letter...
Pokédex Project Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Games Overview Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory Ubisoft Montreal was again responsible for the third game in the series, Chaos Theory. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Essentials Essentials extends the Splinter Cell series to the PSP platform. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent For the series' fourth installment, two separate versions were created, one for generation six consoles and the Wii and the other for Xbox360 and PC. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction Conviction was officially announced on May 23, 2007 when Ubisoft released a trailer for the game. Ubisoft wanted to make the fifth game more accessible. so Conviction was designed around the new core elements "Mark and Execute" and "Last Known Position", while stealth elements present in the previous games were omitted, such as the ability to whistle, lock picking, hiding bodies, etc. Future
Zombie Preparedness|Are We Prepared?|PHPR Zombie Blog There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. Educators Website Looking to teach preparedness in the classroom? Preparedness 101 - Zombie Posters( It can be tough to get people thinking about emergency preparedness before disaster strikes. Novella( Looking for an entertaining way to introduce emergency preparedness? Social Media/Online Check out our Zombie Social Media page where you can find badges and widgets for your own site, links to our blog, content syndication, and zombie e-cards.
Ten Days in a Mad-House Ten Days in a Mad-House, Published with "Miscellaneous Sketches: Trying to be a Servant," and "Nellie Bly as a White Slave." by Nellie Bly [Elizabeth Jane Cochrane Seaman] (1864-1922) New York: Ian L. Munro, Publisher, n.d. In a WHY ARETHE MADAME MORA'S CORSETSA MARVEL OF COMFORT AND ELEGANCE!Try them and you will Find Their popularity has induced many imitations, which are frauds, high at any price. SINCE my experiences in Blackwell's Island Insane Asylum were published in the World I have received hundreds of letters in regard to it. I am happy to be able to state as a result of my visit to the asylum and the exposures consequent thereon, that the City of New York has appropriated $1,000,000 more per annum than ever before for the care of the insane. My instructions were simply to go on with my work as soon as I felt that I was ready. "How will you get me out," I asked my editor, "after I once get in?" All the preliminary preparations for my ordeal were left to be planned by myself.
Gen V Pokédex Welcome to the Serebii.net International Pokédex for Pokémon Black & White. This Pokédex provides an in-depth look at all 649 Pokémon in the 5th generation. If you were looking for Generation IV Pokédex click here. For Steps For the Egg to hatch, the Data was extracted from the game so even unbreedable Pokémon will have Egg Step amount...usually between 20,000 and 30,000 You may notice that some attacks are listed twice, this is due to the fact that they have it twice in their movesets. In the stats, it refers to Beneficial, Hindering & Neutral natures. There are also multiple Pokémon with alternate forms. Navigation Alphabetical: By Type: By Effort Values: By Stat Listings: By Evolution Method: By Egg Group: By Foreign Name: Special Thanks to Arty2 for his coding expertise and Eevee for the sprites
soft Slender Man Beginning in 2014, a moral panic occurred over the Slender Man after readers of his fiction were connected to several violent acts, particularly a near-fatal stabbing of a 12-year-old girl in Waukesha, Wisconsin. Origin The writings of H. P. Lovecraft influenced the creation of the Slender Man. The Slender Man was created on June 10, 2009, on a thread in the Something Awful Internet forum. The thread was a Photoshop contest in which users were challenged to "create paranormal images The quote under the first photograph read: We didn't want to go, we didn't want to kill them, but its persistent silence and outstretched arms horrified and comforted us at the same time…— 1983, photographer unknown, presumed dead. The quote under the second photograph read: One of two recovered photographs from the Stirling City Library blaze. These additions effectively transformed the photographs into a work of fiction. Development Description The "Slender Man symbol" introduced by Marble Hornets
The Slender Man Movie by AJ Meadows The Slender Man is a product of the internet. It all started back in 2009 with a thread on the SomethingAwful forums, when Victor Surge posted a picture he made of a tall man-like being with long arms he dubbed 'The Slender Man' as a part of their 'Paranormal Images' Photoshop contest. It wasn't long before other members posted their own Slender Man pictures and the internet caught wind of the creepy creation. Perhaps the most popular and well known pieces of Slender Man media to come from the web (with the exception of the original images themselves) is the MarbleHornets youtube channel and a new indie horror game called Slender. What we want to do is pay service to the stories created by anyone who's added to the Slender Man's urban legend. Now, here's why we need your help: In order to make the Slender Man film a possibility, we need enough money to create a fully believable and terrifyingly real looking Slender Man. Thanks for your time and your support.
Music Hacking The Nintendo DS is a file-based system that can be modified easily if you understand what is happening. I will attempt to get this all into something that is easy to understand, even if you are beginning the Nintendo DS Music scene. My tutorial will be separated into several parts. Each part will be explained in-depth. Part One- Accessing The Song You Wish To Modify This program will require the use of VGMTrans. Getting the MIDI and DLS files These are files that are the heart and soul of this tutorial. Part Two- Modifying Music- and knowing what it will sound like This part of the tutorial has a little-known trick I found and I thought it would be nice to explain the process. FL Studio For this tutorial, you will need the program FL Studio. FL Studio- Importing and Editing music This is the easier part that requires use of the imagination. When you import a midi file, it will open an additional window called Fruity LSD. From here, you can do all your editing. How do I do that? NOTE!