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The 3 Phases of Owning a Computer

The 3 Phases of Owning a Computer

How to use a semicolon How God is managing the 2011 rapture All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP HomoShame This blog was birthed almost a year and a half ago. In that time, HomoShame has posted over 1250 photos, twittered over 1600 times, and featured 66 different “songs of the week.” The whole thing has been hilariously shameful. As my final gift to you, I’ve put together a simple little movie showcasing nearly every photo that has ever appeared on HomoShame. One last thing…before you click play, I must warn you…this video is so gayrageous that it may break your brain. Thank you for sharing the shame with me! "These masked men came in here and took everything…the furniture…the paintings…my mother’s ‘good’ china…but luckily, the family jewels remain untouched." "Money can’t buy you class. "Who wants to play ‘hungry caterpillar’?" My granny always told me to “protect my flower.” I had no idea what she was talking about, so I asked her: “What do you mean, granny?” Granny replied, “You’ll know when the time comes.” And now…I KNOW. "You can’t spell purrfection without the letter E."

EYEZMAZE --FLASH GAME-- If you do this in an email, I hate you All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments gk20’s Journal – A Punk Manifesto - the definition of true punk, by Greg Graffin – Last.fm State of the Nation It turns out that my friend had just upgraded to Firefox 3 along with about 10 million other people, and hadn't had it for more than a day when his parents came over for a visit. His mother asked if she could log into her Hotmail acount to check on some random ebay purchase. He was standing next to her as she began typing the URL into the address bar and watched in horror as a drop down menu appeared with every recent craigslist personals search he's made that contained the word "hot"! in large, 2 line descriptions! I've done a little research, and apparently, the autocomplete function of URLs in the address bar has been changed in Firefox 3 to include the title of the web page as a discription which accompanies the web address. In Firefox 3, a craigslist personals address like: .. becomes: Looking to have some dirty hot fun at my place - 21 ..

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