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The Most Insane Search Suggestions Ever Seen On Google

The Most Insane Search Suggestions Ever Seen On Google
We probably shouldn't be surprised by anything people Google at this point, considering we all rely on it for everything short of brushing our teeth for us. But these search suggestions are almost as insane as using Bing. Updated 10/13/11:

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Does It Bother You When.. The True Friend Test When Your Friends Betray ... That Awkward Moment Smile : Lights? Putting A New Blanket On ... Epic Frightening Moment F... STRETCH 'em LEGS!! True Story Anonymous Wants To Destroy Facebook Anonymous, the shady-yet-principled hacktivist group that has previously hacked into Iran's government emails, the Pentagon, possibly the IMF, News Corp, Anders Breivik's Twitter account, and much more, has a new target in its crosshairs: Facebook. The hackers have set the date for Facebook's demise as November 5, 2011. The reason? Ironically, they're worried about privacy. Full text of their press release after the jump. DATE: November 5, 2011. "Kill Facebook for the sake of your own privacy" -- doesn't that sound strange, coming from people who routinely steal private information as they please? Do you think every hacker announces everything they've hacked? Will Anonymous be able to successfully lay waste to Mark Zuckerberg's fortress? Previously: Anonymous Hacker Arrests Include 16-Year-Old Girl and Ex-Resident of Williamsburg: 'Faces of Domestic Terrorism' Anonymous Members Raided By FBI; Hacker Group Claims to Have News Corp Emails [rgray@villagevoice.com] [@_rosiegray]

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Animal Transformations If there is no other argument for animal adoption, I can't think of a stronger one than this. Today... Ancient Pagan History of the Goddess Worshipers Well, no one knows what actually happened in the beginning or what our ancient ancestors believed, exactly. All we can honestly do is reconstruct a lineage using similarities in art, what writing remains, and archeological artifacts. What we can surmise is that at some point we, as humans, stopped being total savages and started paying attention to our divine inner Being. A very interesting book on that subject is The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind by Julian Jaynes. Beyond surmising what took place at the dawn of time to start us on our long road to spiritual awareness, we can study the early records of the Celts, who as a group, would eventually play such a major influence on our Wiccan beliefs. First, the Celts are not exclusively Irish, though the Emerald Isle is where the tradition is most celebrated. 6,000 years ago the forerunners of the Celts invented the Old Europe Script, as it is now known, to became the world’s earliest proto-language. -- by E.

Hawaiian Angelfish And I found in my mail....a nice surprize - " Just wanted you let you know, in your article on angelfish in the odd-pics section, only the picture on the left is a female masked angelfish, Genicanthus personatus , the other two are different species. So where ever you took these pictures from has it wrong too. (Note..I took 'em down. As to why anyone would pay $5k for a fish ... well ... why would anyone pay a high price for an old chair, or a rare diamond? Anyway, the real importance of the press release was not that this fish is worth that much, but that it is the first rearing of this type of fish anywhere in the world. I've attached a pic of our little lady at 75 days old. Aloha from the home of the $5K fish! J.

The Infamous Jacques Torres Chocolate Chip Cookies Now, I have a chocolate chip cookie recipe that I swear by. I love it, I think it is incredible, and I haven’t changed my mind about that. However, as much as it pains me to say it, these chocolate chip cookies by Jacques Torres are absolutely, without a doubt, the best chocolate chip cookies that I have ever made or tasted in my entire life. I guess that’s why they call him Mr. Either way, I made these and everyone that tried them went nuts. Edit: For more Jacques Torres deliciousness, check out my Jacques Torres Chocolate Mudslide Cookies! Your ingredients. Whisk together the cake flour, bread flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Beat together the butter and sugars, until light and fluffy, at least 3 minutes. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, followed by the vanilla. Add in the flour mixture, very gradually, until just moistened. Fold in your chocolate. Milk is, in fact, an essential component to enjoying these amazing cookies. The Infamous Jacques Torres Chocolate Chip Cookies

Bach Flower Remedies - How To Use Bach Flower Remedies Both cats and people do better when they stay calm and healthy. But changes to a predictable routine can put Kitty’s tail in a twist, and cause stress and anxiety that can even make her sick. One of the best ways to soothe pet nerves is with flower essences. What Are Bach Flower Remedies? Bach Flower Remedies were created by British physician Dr. FearTerrorMental torture or worryIndecisionIndifference or boredomDoubt or discouragementOverconcernWeaknessSelf-distrustImpatienceOverenthusiasmPride or aloofness Cats Aren't People! While I'm sure cats feel and express emotions such as love, we can't know with certainty they feel such things as "self-distrust" or "pride." The great thing about Bach Flowers is they can be used safely by anyone. Treating Cat Emotions Each individual flower essence treats a specific type of anxiety. Occasionally more than one flower essences is combined into one remedy. You can find Bach Flower Remedies at most human health food stores.

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