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The Most Insane Search Suggestions Ever Seen On Google

The Most Insane Search Suggestions Ever Seen On Google
We probably shouldn't be surprised by anything people Google at this point, considering we all rely on it for everything short of brushing our teeth for us. But these search suggestions are almost as insane as using Bing. Updated 10/13/11: Related:  Raro

How to Make Google Translate Beatbox Not sure if this falls in the category of Easter Egg or clever manipulation, but either way, there go our afternoons: Redditor harrichr has devised a scheme for turning Google Translate into a makeshift beatbox machine. 1) Go to [1] Google Translate2) Set the translator to translate German to German3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch4) Click “listen”5) Be amazed :) For the lazy, just click this link and it’ll be done for you. There’s nothing magical about this particular sequence, and there’s tons of room for experimentation: In German, anyway, “pv” and “zk” make complementary breathy sounds and clicks, respectively. Spaces add pauses. Update: Hacker News reader iamdave has come up with a pretty comprehensive Google Translate beatboxing guide: (Reddit via Create Digital Music)

A physical copy of your registration document proves your status | Supernatural Registration Authority All supernatural entities registered with the SRA enjoy the same benefits and protections. However, those that have physical proof of their registration suffer fewer disruptions of their daily lives. The physical document provided by the SRA (for a $5.00 fee) contains a QR code that is instantly scannable by SRA agents. Your identity and registration status can be confirmed in moments, instead of the minutes or hours it can take to detain you, obtain fingerprints or a retinal scan and manually confirm your status. Don't take a chance. As of January 1st 2012, the Supernatural Registration Authority has discontinued accepting payments via PayPal. QR Code for Quick Access Your registration document contains a unique QR code that, when scanned, will display your SRA Public Profile. Not Registered Yet? You can quickly and easily order a physical copy of your documentation during your registration process . Already Registered?

30 of the World's Greatest Wedding Cakes Few things are more important on a wedding day (apart from both partners turning up; the ring being secure; and nobody objecting during the ceremony) than the cake. Very few weddings are without such a centrepiece. It's just a shame that so many couples opt for the same traditional, boring designs when there is so much opportunity to impress and surprise the guests. Here are 30 brilliant examples, to be used as inspiration for your own big day. Above: A wedding cake fit for an action hero. Above: An illustration of things to come? Above: There's nothing like brutal honesty wrapped in a Portal nod to begin a marriage. Above: A wedding massacre. Above: A show of vanity so incredible as to be impressive. Above: A wedding cake fit for geeks. Above: The most unappetising wedding cake I've ever wanted. Above: A work of baked art. Above: For Stargate fans only. Above: Good news everyone! Above: A cake for the Lego lovers amongst us. Above: Binary deliciousness. Above: Nothing is safe from Steampunk.

Anonymous Wants To Destroy Facebook Anonymous, the shady-yet-principled hacktivist group that has previously hacked into Iran's government emails, the Pentagon, possibly the IMF, News Corp, Anders Breivik's Twitter account, and much more, has a new target in its crosshairs: Facebook. The hackers have set the date for Facebook's demise as November 5, 2011. The reason? Ironically, they're worried about privacy. Full text of their press release after the jump. DATE: November 5, 2011. "Kill Facebook for the sake of your own privacy" -- doesn't that sound strange, coming from people who routinely steal private information as they please? Do you think every hacker announces everything they've hacked? Will Anonymous be able to successfully lay waste to Mark Zuckerberg's fortress? Previously: Anonymous Hacker Arrests Include 16-Year-Old Girl and Ex-Resident of Williamsburg: 'Faces of Domestic Terrorism' Anonymous Members Raided By FBI; Hacker Group Claims to Have News Corp Emails [rgray@villagevoice.com] [@_rosiegray]

Great Truths About Life This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection 1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats. 2. The opinions and statements expressed on this page are those of parents who belong to the UC Berkeley Parents Network and should not be taken as a position of or endorsement by the University of California, Berkeley.

Gajitz | Awesome Gajitz, Weird Science & Futuristic Technology Anti Joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Want more? Creative Curved River Sinks Flow through Countertops Elkay has created a number of creative sinks for virtually any style or occasions, coming in a variety of shapes, styles and sizes for both residential and commercial use. The Mystic flowing sink, however, has to be their best yet. As shown above, this sink design curves and winds its way through a chosen surface. It can be set into something that is shaped like it is or can be set against the more standard rectangular surfaces found in most kitchens. Other sinks by Elkay come in all kinds of innovative forms with various purposes.

Brickify Animal Transformations If there is no other argument for animal adoption, I can't think of a stronger one than this. Today... Finger Shadow Illusions I, myself know how to make a bird, a dog and a deformed rabbit but I never thought you an actually make some many different shapes of animals with your fingers. You can even do an elephant with your fingers. Now when I looks how’s it’s done it doesn’t seem so difficult but I doubt I can do these even after seeing them. Find more posts about everything amazing Tags: finger, Finger Shadow Illusions, illusion, shadow

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