27 vintage ads that would be banned today | Don Misc / 0 / 5527 views / October 14, 2010 Here are some terrible ads which should have never been made. Loading... Please enable JavaScript to view the comments. Shoe Lacing Methods Mathematics tells us that there are more than 2 Trillion ways of feeding a lace through the six pairs of eyelets on an average shoe. This section presents a fairly extensive selection of 50 shoe lacing tutorials. They include traditional and alternative lacing methods that are either widely used, have a particular feature or benefit, or that I just like the look of. 50 Different Ways To Lace Shoes Criss Cross Lacing This is probably the most common method of lacing normal shoes & boots. Over Under Lacing This method reduces friction, making the lacing easier to tighten and loosen plus reducing wear and tear. Gap Lacing This simple variation of Criss Cross Lacing skips a crossover to create a gap in the middle of the lacing, either to bypass a sensitive area on the instep or to increase ankle flexibility. Straight European Lacing This traditional method of Straight Lacing appears to be more common in Europe. Straight Bar Lacing Hiking / Biking Lacing Quick Tight Lacing Ukrainian Lacing- New!
Australia Australia is a wonderful, beautiful island continent home to a peaceful, happy, and loving people... that Mother Nature hates so much she can taste stabbing.&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != Just The Facts Australia is the largest island nation in the world, straddling the border of the Pacific and Indian Ocean. It has a rich and exotic ecosystem supporting fantastic flora and fauna...all of which were unfortunately eaten by the monsters that live there. From the Abyss It Is Birthed Back in the 1770s the British Empire discovered Australia and, after finding it generally unfit for human habitation, proceeded to send all of their criminals and generally unwanted peasants there...because basic human empathy was not to be invented until the year 1821. Things in Australia that Will Kill You Everything. Ah, but the tropical beaches, you say! Your best bet is just to stay in the city then, right? You just walked into Mother Nature's Thunderdome, friend. Hugh Jackman seems nice.
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fffuuucomics.com - Rage thread (fffuuu) image gallery Nine Months Later... - Best Humor from the Net from Humorama! Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you remember that good- looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north?" "Yes, I do." "Yes," he said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
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The Complete History of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy These days Norm MacDonald is all over the place — he has a Comedy Central special, a Twitter feud with Steve Martin, a profile in the New York Times, and a new show that premieres tonight. So what better time to revisit one of his most hilarious achievements ever: creating the original Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy sketch, which is one of the funniest and most enduring in the show’s history. Here they are from start to finish. 1. The first Celebrity Jeopardy sketch aired on December 7, 1996 with Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds, Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery, and host Martin Short as Jerry Lewis. 2. Unlike the first sketch, this one starts to integrate scoring and categories more into its humor. 3. 4. Now that MacDonald was no longer a cast member, Hammond reprised his role as Sean Connery and became the sketch’s staple character known for tormenting Trebek throughout each episode. 5. 6.
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8 Scenes That Prove Hollywood Doesn't Get Technology As we have previously mentioned, hilarious things happen when writers try to write characters who are smarter than themselves. For instance, I don't doubt that some research goes into writing the medical jargon on House, but we all know that at some point they fake it. And that's fine, because what percentage of the audience is composed of not only doctors, but genius doctors? It's probably not even half. But that's why it's so baffling when Hollywood fucks up every scene involving computers or video games. (Note: Credit goes to the tech savvy gang at the NeoGAF forums for hunting down many of these clips, and countless others). NCIS -- Two People Sharing a Keyboard Let's assume you know absolutely nothing about computers. So it's the navy cop show NCIS, and they're under a hacker attack! The hot goth chick starts hammering away at her keyboard as dozens of windows erupt on her screen, looking like she's trying to close all of the porn popups before her mom walks in and catches her.
5 Reasons Why Rebecca Black is Probably the Antichrist We’ve been told that the Antichrist was going to be a bold leader that will come on to the scene and awe everybody with his speech skills and debonair horns. The person was to be the very embodiment of Satan. In other words, the Antichrist was going to be as noticeable to everyone as festering lip herpes. Rebecca Black doesn’t even begin to resemble that description but we think she fits the almighty Demon bill anyway. Here are five reasons why, when it comes to finding the perfect Antichrist, all pronged Satan forks point to Rebecca Black. Her Appearance “And thus behold, the tweenieth Antichrist with heavy bangs hath risen very fastly from the bowels of YouTube to wreak havoc upon man’s senses.” 1 Corinthians 16:13 (We swear that’s in there.) The description for the Antichrist is written in the Bible, so it’s not exactly a secret. Her Name Her last name is pretty obvious. Rebecca + Black = TO TIE US TO THE DARKNESS!! The Video Who’s partyin’ partyin’ and having fun! SATANISTS that’s who!