Evoticon Dwight Schrute Knows Best | Runt Of The Web Oh Dwight, you are the best thing to happen to the US version of The Office. The wry second-in-command at the Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is famous for his obscure knowledge and comically literal interpretation of… well… everything. And so the Dwight Schrute Knows Best meme or simply, the Dwight Schrute meme was born: Enjoy the Dwight Schrute meme? Check out Part 2: The Return Of The Schrute Meme and Schrute Facts.
George Zimmerman Refers To Trayvon Martin As A ‘F***ing Coon’ During 911 Call (AUDIO) George Zimmerman’s family members continually claim that he isn’t a racist and law enforcement officials want to pretend that this killing wasn’t racially based, hence the fact that Zimmerman remains a free man while Trayvon Martin will never breathe again. But the 911 tape seems to prove how racist Zimmerman is. On the rainy night of Trayvon’s murder, Zimmerman was heading up the neighborhood watch. He caught sight of a young African-American male wearing a hoody walking through the community on his way home to his father’s house. Zimmerman, though not in any danger at all, decided to play police officer and followed Martin. After telling the operator that “these assholes always get away,” Zimmerman mumbled something under his breath. Here is the stunning audio and analysis courtesy of The Young Turks. To many people, this case is a murder case and a civil rights case.
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Harry Frankfurt's "On Bullshit" One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit. Everyone knows this. Each of us contributes his share. But we tend to take the situation for granted. Another worthwhile source is the title essay in The Prevalence of Humbug by Max Black. Humbug: deceptive misrepresentation, short of lying, especially by pretentious word or deed, of somebody’s own thoughts, feelings, or attitudes. A very similar formulation might plausibly be offered as enunciating the essential characteristics of bullshit. Deceptive misrepresentation: This may sound pleonastic. Short of lying: It must be part of the point of saying that humbug is “short of lying,” that while it has some of the distinguishing characteristics of lies, there are others that it lacks. Especially by pretentious word or deed: There are two points to notice here. Now it is unlikely that Black wishes that the referent of humbug is in every instance the state of the speaker’s mind.
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