Anime Character Maker 2 LOTS OF PUNS ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything." ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... ...These two strings walk upto a bar... ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! ...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have..." ...A neutron walks into a bar. Back
Gender, Boobs, and Video Game Characters by Lisa Wade, PhD, Dec 30, 2010, at 10:51 am Dr. Cai Wilkinson (at the University of Birmingham), YetAnotherGirl, and (surprise surprise) Dmitriy T.M. sent in this humorous flowchart satirizing the design of video game characters. (Source: I Love Charts) In addition to the gender lesson in the flowchart, there are some interesting lesson about who “our” enemies are: demons, monsters, and Russians. Using a similar strategy, Laura McD. sent in a series of images from graphic novels, re-drawn by comic artist Megan Rose Gedris, designed to raise awareness about (the absurdity of) the sexual objectification of women in comics. These remind me of the as-far-as-I-know-non-ironic instructions on how to draw male and female comic book characters that have been sent in by many readers over the years (we’ve lost track of you’all, but send a note and we’ll credit you).
Scaring the s*** out of the kids Scaring the s*** out of the kids Click to see how via April Fools' Day 2011 - Internet April Fools' Jokes It’s April Fools’ Day, and you know what that means: All of your favorite tech companies, geek brands, and publications have poured inordinate amounts of time and effort into messing with you. But do you want to be momentarily fooled by their messings-with, or, what’s worse, not see them at all as you browse the Internet today? No, of course not. Luckily, Geekosystem is here to help: ThinkGeek First off, everyone’s favorite geeky niche retailer is back with a slew of new must-have products that don’t actually exist, including the Playmobil Apple Store Playset (pictured above), Angry Birds Pork Rinds, and a Minecraft USB Desktop Nether Portal. The Googleplex This year, Google has done like a million April Fools’ jokes, some cleverer than others. Meanwhile, YouTube is showcasing the top viral pictures of 1911: And Chrome has rolled out Chromercise! Bonus: Google search for Helvetica: Google’s fonts team has been hard at work. Blizzard In-game screenshot: Just don’t call him “crab Clippy.” xkcd
BEST OF 2010: 10 Coolest Websites For Games And Education At the beginning of the September month, we have just got an idea to make a wonderful list of year 2010′s best websites accompanying games and education. Ever year, the web world introduces an array of fresh and better technology for public. And online games are incomparable option for those who have fallen on hard times. Now what you think about online education? All right, it’s just a simple belief where web is occupy with bunch of plenty educational resources and the useful information available online, are waiting for our single click to be get accessed on computer. But usually its some kind of little tricky for kids,students and parents to find online information which must be safe for work, to the purpose and age-appropriate. So we are equally concern about the NSFW information on web and complied the most belonging composition of best websites 2010. You may be interested in the following related articles as well Don’t forget to subscribe to our RSS-feed and Games 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.
If this summer's movie posters told the truth A whole host of blockbusters are on their way this summer, ready to dazzle you with dizzying marketing campaigns, flashy trailers and big-name stars. Let's cut the crap: here are the posters for the real movies. See? Tablet full of crude jokes and riddles about beer is found - dating from the time of the biblical Exodus By Rob Waugh Updated: 16:52 GMT, 27 January 2012 Crude jokes, beer and a hearty disregard for politicians were part of life in ancient Mesopotamia - 3,500 years ago. A newly translated tablet from the area of present-day Iraq runs through a series of riddles which show that even in 1,500BC, people liked a puzzle. Modern audiences, though, should not expect to have their sides split - or indeed to solve any of the riddles, which are rather tricky (the riddles and their solutions are below). Cuneiform script as seen in a clay tablet, found at Tell-El-Amarna, Egypt: The location of the tablet of riddles is not known, and the study authors worked from a transcription from 1976. 'In your mouth and your teeth (or urine). Answer: Beer. 'The tower is high, but it has no shade.' Answer: Light. He gouged out the eye. Answer: A governor - the joke here could be that a governor is portrayed as executioner. The two rudest riddles have missing answers - or ones that don't make sense. 'But I don't know.
What 8-Bit Video Games Can Teach Us About Design And UX The computer sitting at your desk is far more powerful than anything available to all but the largest businesses in the 1980s, enabling us to continue to add layer upon layer without slowing down, and possibly losing focus on why we are here in the first place – to deliver a high quality product. One possible solution is to this is to artificially limit your design and color options the way Shigeru Miyamoto was limited by technical constraints when designing Zelda and Mario on the NES. While some of the NES library was filler, there were many standouts that used the limitations of 8 bit technology as strengths, rather than weakness. In this article, we’ll learn how to gain inspiration from those interactive icons of yesteryear. Let the past inspire the future! Use Limitations Effectively In the early to mid-80s, abstraction and creativity weren’t design choices, but were a direct result of technological constraints being put to good use. Prepare to get retro. The game world itself is a robot…
www.math.rutgers.edu/~lenci/jokes/chicken WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Ambient Vitaminwater et réalité augmentée pour les Jeux Olympiqu Comme vous le savez, les jeux olympiques de Vancouver se déroulent actuellement au canada (et la france ne s’en sort pas trop mal). Ce type d’événement amène énormément de gens, et les marques et les agences essaient donc de les capter par des dispositifs originaux. Parmi tous les projets, en voici deux. L’un concerne un ambient autour d’un arrêt de bus, et le second touche à la réalité augmentée. 1 – Vitaminwater nous fait chausser les skis en attendant le bus La boisson énergisante Vitaminwater et son agence Brokaw ont transformé un abribus en station de télésiège afin d’immerger un peu plus les adeptes du bus dans l’esprit des jeux. Comme on le voit sur le visuel, ce dispositif est accompagné d’affiches dont le ton est dans le registre habituel de la marque, c’est à dire souvent drôle. Ex : « Don’t try challenging Michael Lambert. Ou encore cette opération du groupe Coca-Cola qui a décoré les toilettes de stations de ski japonaises en 2009 pour son produit Georgia Max Coffee.