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5 Funny And Adorable Pet Websites To Brighten Your Day - PetAg Brighten up these long days of spring showers with a little pet humor. Our pets always have a way of brightening up even our darkest days. Whether you need a furry shoulder to cry on, a cuddle buddy on a lonely night or just someone to listen while you talk, pets are always there for you. After all, there is a reason they are man’s best friend! Many pet owners will also tell you that, in addition to being huge lovers, our pets are also a giant form of entertainment. People are sharing “jokes that are so stupid that they’re funny” and they’re COMPLETELY RIGHT Over on Reddit Aweseom_ has asked “What’s a joke that’s so stupid it’s funny?” and there’s been over 9,616 comments in less than a week, and the results are superb. And we’ve gone though it with fine-tooth comb only selecting the very best for you, read readers, for you. I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. * * * Fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. “Dam.” * * * The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms * * * What’s E.T. short for?

Lost in Translation - Cross-language computer translation "Language is the source of misunderstandings." — Antoine de Saunt-Exupéry in The Little Prince Important: Systran, which for years provided our translation functionality, shut down their service in May. We're now using Google Translate. FUNNY STUFF A carefully selected collection of the funniest stuff anywhere! Warning: Some of these pages are incredibly funny, and you read them at your own risk - I accept no responsibility! (particularly for time lost due to rolling on the floor). Erotica Written By An Alien Horrified By The Human Body “They mutually thrashed their softest, most vulnerable parts about in a horrifying normal attempt to seek pleasure at the other’s expense.” “Their mouths, which mere minutes before had been employed in the process of demolishing and ingesting various foodstuffs, were now jammed up damply against one another while still being used for breathing, which must have been more than a little uncomfortable.” “Bits of one jammed into bits of the other, dangerously close to some of the weakest and most important internal organs.” “With absolutely no regard for personal space, the two of them created an unnecessary amount of friction, generating sweat in the process.” “Some sort of gel emerged.”

English Russia » Rafting With a Doll 2008 Year ago we’ve told you about the strange contest held in St.Petersburg region, on Vuoksa river. Hundreds of athletes compete in the rafting using blow up sex dolls instead of using standard rafts. The place where the competition is being held is also a well known site among common rafting fans. In order to qualify, people interested in participating have to arrive to the contest, sign up and …have a blow up sex doll handy.

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Entertaining Websites List A quirky compilation of bookmarks found in old or used books, giving a curious insight into the previous owner's life - especially interesting with those found in much older books. The makeshift bookmarks come in forms of letters from friends, travel tickets, old family photos and other interesting trinkets. Entertaining websites

3 Golden Age Comic Book Heroes Who Got Left There, Part 1 The Dart's history sounds less like an origin story and more like a test to see if 1940s comic book publishers were even capable of rejecting ideas. It begins in ancient Rome, where the gods give Caius Martius "the secret of darting thru the air" to battle evil. This ends up being a bad dart-secret investment for the gods, because the very first wizard Caius finds beats him and transforms him into a rock. Top 10 Fun and Entertaining Websites So you are sitting at home (or wherever), with nothing else better to do than to look for creative ways to waste time on the Internet. Maybe you actually have something to do, but you are desperately searching for a distraction to take you away from the impending, mind numbing task lurking around the corner. In any case, you have come to the right place. Listed here are 10 entertaining websites just waiting to feed your hunger for a distraction while providing good entertainment as well.

A Brief History Of Time: Unpacking DC's Reboots, Relaunches & Retcons Over almost eighty years of publishing history, DC Comics has gotten a reputation for mucking around rather a lot with the fictional history of its shared superhero universe. Currently it's in the early stages of "Rebirth," which (in a nutshell) apparently aims to restore ten years' worth of in-universe time to the five-year backstory of the New 52. RELATED: Ten Biggest New 52 Continuity Changes "DC Universe: Rebirth" Reversed If the previous sentence made your eyes glaze over and your brain go numb, this post wants to help.

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