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10 Commandments Old Scroll Some of these were from you, dear reader. Thank you. The rest I found on a scroll hidden in an old can of Folgers in my garage. 10. Thou shalt trim or shave thy pubes. Either/or, pubic hair should be NO LONGER than a tenth of a cubit (about 1 cm or half an inch). 9. Do unto thy partner as thy partner is willing to do unto you. 8. Unless s/he’s into it. 7. Hammering with the erect tongue is overrated, as is rubbing things all over the face. 6. These regulations have already been discussed in previous posts. 5. And not by gratuitous/fake and annoying moaning. 4. Cleanliness. 3. Five second rule. 2. “Mowing the lawn” is a figure of speech. And you don’t need to be licking balls, either. 1. Unless you are expert at caressing things with your teeth, retract your fangs prior to commencing the blow. Bonus Commandment Not To Be Found In Your Average Bible: 11. Keep it out of there. Sincerely Yours Wag the Dad Like the Biblical, stuff, huh? Your Daughter’s Vagina Is Not Your Property

Did You Know Archive & 14 fun facts you probably didn't know - StumbleUpon Source Source Source Some other swear slangs were FLOGGING CULLY. TWIDDLE-DIDDLES. TWIDDLE POOP. Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Also known as Sleeping Beauty Syndrome Source Most Popular Posts This Week grays provocation The Top 10 Relationship Words That Arent Translatable Into English | Marriage 3.0 Here are my top ten words, compiled from online collections, to describe love, desire and relationships that have no real English translation, but that capture subtle realities that even we English speakers have felt once or twice. As I came across these words I’d have the occasional epiphany: “Oh yeah! That’s what I was feeling...” Mamihlapinatapei (Yagan, an indigenous language of Tierra del Fuego): The wordless yet meaningful look shared by two people who desire to initiate something, but are both reluctant to start. Oh yes, this is an exquisite word, compressing a thrilling and scary relationship moment. It’s that delicious, cusp-y moment of imminent seduction. Yuanfen (Chinese): A relationship by fate or destiny. From what I glean, in common usage yuanfen means the "binding force" that links two people together in any relationship. But interestingly, “fate” isn’t the same thing as “destiny.” Retrouvailles (French): The happiness of meeting again after a long time.

20 Free Fonts Just Perfect for Retro and Vintage Designs Awww, vintage and retro style designes are simply awesome. By using various design elements such as textures, patterns and brushes to add an aged or used appearance designers can easily pull of timeless look. To compliment retro/vintage appearance it’s also important to use proper typography from the time period you are trying to represent. To help you out, I’ve rounded up 20 perfect retro and vintage fonts to use in your designs. I’m hoping that you found at least one new font to add to your collection. Which ones you like most?

Before/After Skip to Content ↓ Home About Before and After Sep 14th, 2011 0 diggs digg Posted in: Fun , Humor . Tagged: before and after · bizarre · freaky · funny · pics ← Funny and Weird Toilet Signs From Around The World Salary Day!!! Leave a Reply Your email address will not be published. You may use these HTML tags and attributes: Subscribe to our Feed via RSS Recent Posts Finally! Images That Will Ruin Your Childhood Best of Yahoo Answers Fails of All Times 12 Wierd & Wacky Mailbox Designs Fast Forward Your Life 6 Levels of fatness The Irish Virginity Test How To Drink On a Budget? Celebs With Unfortunate Profiles Can You Read This? Categories Celebrities Fun Humor Men Vs. Offbeat Sexy Uncategorized Videos Archives September 2011 July 2011 June 2011 April 2011 October 2010 September 2010 August 2010 July 2010 Recent Comments Johnny Boy on Men Will Be Men! NashDash on Men Will Be Men! Girly on Men Will Be Men! Tracy on Salary Day!!! locke on Men Will Be Men! Pages Blogroll Credit Reports Hq Forex Trading Facts P90X Wiki

15 Awesome Inspirational Quotes by Celebrities and Famous People - StumbleUpon Let these words of greatminds inspire you and help you to achieve your goals and live a fulfilling life. (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source unknown) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) (Image Source) Have something to say about this post? Watermark Tee by Sweet Verbana Hello U-Create readers! I am so excited to be guest posting here today. It just so happens to be my first guest post and I'm still a little shocked that it's here at Ucreate, one of my favorite blogs! A little bit about me.. I'm from a little town called Keller, Texas. I'm a junior at Texas A&M University (whoop!). I'm working on my education degree and expect to be an elementary school teacher in just two short years. When I'm not busy studying for classes, I love to sew. I just started blogging in May and have already met all kinds of wonderful women, I hope you'll stop by and say hi too! Watermark Tee Tutorial What I love about this project is that it's completely customizable. Materials: Elmer's Blue Gel Glue (it must be the blue gel, white won't work) Fabric Dye (RIT is my tried and true brand) A white cotton Tee, Tank, Dress etc. Tutorial: If you're unfamiliar with Batiking, it's a method of dyeing fabric in which you create a design with a dye- resist. Step 1: Prepare Step 2: Design

VERY Impressive Real-Life (Human) Disney Princesses This is a small series of photographs by Ryan Astemendi of Disney Princesses in real life. As amazing and accurate as they all are, I couldn't help but notice there was something missing. "Ariel?" Hit the jump for four more and a bonus Jessica Rabbit BECAUSE WHY THE F*** NOT? Ryan Astamendi Photography viaReal Life Disney Princesses [bforbel] Thanks to britbrit, who puts all the Disney princesses to shame INCLUDING Ariel. Survival 'Scared the Hell Out of Me. It Was a Great Wake-Up Call (Although I Wasn't Really Asleep)' — Russell H., from Wichita, Kansas Over 50 Million Americans Have United to View This Powerful Warning to Prepare for an Impending Economic Crisis!

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