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Man Finds Suspicious White Powder in Florida Keys, Decides to Snort It, and Dies ​UPDATE: The Monroe County Sheriff's Office tells us Thomas Swindal died of a cocaine overdose. On the list of things not to do when you discover a mysterious package full of white powder, snorting the substance is probably near the top of the list. Unfortunately for 53-year-old Thomas Swindal, he did not heed that advice and died last week after he thought he'd just found a floating kilo of blow, according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office. Swindal was fishing with his brother off the shore of Marathon when they found a brick floating in the water they believed to be a package of cocaine, police say. Swindal's brother told police that Thomas Swindal decided to put the brick on their boat and, when he looked back at his brother a bit later, noticed he had the package open and was snorting it up. Swindal's brother then threw all the sharp things and the mystery package of powder off the boat before signaling state Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officers to rescue them.

Currency Thoughts 10 Bizarre Predictions That Just Might Come True | Feature Articles | Astrology Predicating the future used to belong to the world of psychics and mystics, but now you don’t need to be Nostradamus to see what the future holds. In fact, scientists are increasingly making bold predications about the future. If some of their forecasts are right then we could be living in a "brave new world". We take a look at 10 bizarre predictions that might just come true. 10. Invisibility cloak What would you do if you could be invisible for a day? 9. Ray Kurzweil , a leading expert in the field of technology claims that by 2050 computers could be so powerful that we can actually download our brains into a computer – giving us eternal life. 8. British Telecoms futurology department predict that we could be under the global robot dictator as early as 2021. 7. The ministry of defence released a report last year in which they claim that an implantable brain chip will embedded in the brain and allow the state, terrorist organisations and criminals to use people to mobilise flash mobs

E-mails from an Asshole Horse grows seven-inch moustache, has no plans to shave it off Alfie the horse looks like he could be the first ever ‘Movember’ winner to have four legs after he decided his moustache is here to stay. The seven-inch golden curls sprouted from his lip when he hit maturity, but he has grown so attached to his mo that he refuses to let stable manager Hayley Coxteth anywhere near him to cut it off. Usually horses will get their ‘tache cut every six months to keep it from getting in their mouth. But Alfie has been grooming his mo for five years and it has now fully overgrown both top and bottom lips. Just the sight of scissors makes Alfie toey and he’s been known to bolt across the stable and away to safety just to avoid the snip. Hayley, 20, told the Daily Mail: ‘He is a very headstrong horse and is very proud of his moustache. ‘He is a real character. ‘It was bizarre when I first saw it and my first inkling was we need to shave it off. ‘You have to be very brave to try and tackle his curls.’

All Although the pending results are expected to showthat all 19 US banks are capable of surviving future shocks, but some will only be able to do that if they receive further capital injections. So does that mean that they don’t all pass and some need capital injections to be able to pass? Or does it mean that there was no chance that any bank would fail the stress test because if they were found to be lacking they would find themselves the recipients of a nice healthy welfare (bailout for rich people) cheque and hence would then pass the test? I wish my exams were like that! Just like i wish i could ring fence all my bad trades over the past few years…ummm, not that there have been that many of course! Author: Kyle R Shortland Mr Shortland has over 14 years of investment management and financial markets experience.

P&P Office Waste Paper Processor – Turning Paper To Pencil by Chengzhu Ruan, Yuanyuan Liu, Xinwei Yuan & Chao Chen Paper To Pencil, Just Like That! P&P Office Waste Paper Processor is one of those things that you wish you knew how it works, but dang! no reasonable explanation provided at all! Designers: Chengzhu Ruan, Yuanyuan Liu, Xinwei Yuan & Chao Chen Funny & Stupid Customer Stories – Not Always Right The Doucheiest Phone Messages Ever Video

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