8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews Everybody is a comedian these days, and the Internet has given us all an enormous stage. Maybe the best example is a supposedly comedy-free site like Amazon.com. The deal is, anybody can write a review, on any product, whether they have bought it or not. The "Guardian Angel" Acupuncture Device Link Yeah, I know, sex toy jokes, right? Bizarrely so: By the way, the product description claims it's a Korean acupressure device. All right, I guess there was room for at least one good sex toy joke. Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk This is a laptop desk that attaches to the steering wheel of your car, which is all that really needs to be said. I should point out that, when we're done laughing at the stories of people mixing cocktails and eating chili while driving, there are some people who might actually get some use out of this when their car is safely parked. Not to be a wet blanket and say you can't cut lines of coke during a high-speed chase once in a while. How To Avoid Huge Ships
Peanut Butter- S’Mores Turnovers | recipegirl.com Peanut Butter- S’Mores Turnovers I’m not much of a camper. My husband often takes my son on camping trips, and I happily stay behind and thank the gods for our bug-free house, cozy bed and well-stocked kitchen. I always send them off in comfort… marinate a little meat for them to throw on the grill, pack up some convenience foods and bake a few goodies too. When they return from their camping weekends, I hear mostly about the evenings sitting around the campfire. Here’s the How To: Thaw out a box of Puff Pastry, and cut along the fold lines to make 6 large rectangles. Layer 1/4 of a whole graham cracker, a piece of milk chocolate bar and a spoonful of peanut butter on one side of the Puff Pastry. Wet the edges with water (dip your finger in water and gently touch along the edge), fold over the filling ingredients and press edges together. Transfer filled turnovers to a parchment-lined baking sheet, and brush with egg wash. Bake at 400 degrees F. until golden (about 15 minutes).
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? Skip to comments. Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? email | Unknown Posted on Wed 26 May 2010 06:34:38 AM CEST by marshmallow The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. This gives two possibilities: 1. 2. So which is it? TOPICS: Humor; ReligionKEYWORDS: To: marshmallow This is old. To: jessduntno
Designers Spin Spidey-Worthy Webs From Packing Tape Packing tape has gotten MacGyver out of many a jam, but he never managed to make an entire home out of the stuff. So he could probably learn something from Viennese/Croatian design collective For Use/Numen. The team uses nothing but packing tape to create huge, self-supporting cocoons that visitors could climb inside and explore. Installed three times in the past year, the next deployment will be next week from June 9–13 at DMY Berlin's International Design Fair, which is now in its 8th year. The installations, which look like the work of horrifyingly large arachnids, grew in scale and scope as the year progressed, first deployed inside a small Croatian gallery, then an abandoned attic during October’s Vienna Design Week. At the last installation inside Odeon, a former stock exchange building in Vienna, the group used nearly 117,000 feet and 100 pounds of tape.
50 Life Secrets and Tips Memorize something everyday.Not only will this leave your brain sharp and your memory functioning, you will also have a huge library of quotes to bust out at any moment. Poetry, sayings and philosophies are your best options.Constantly try to reduce your attachment to possessions.Those who are heavy-set with material desires will have a lot of trouble when their things are taken away from them or lost. Possessions do end up owning you, not the other way around. Become a person of minimal needs and you will be much more content.Develop an endless curiosity about this world.Become an explorer and view the world as your jungle. Stop and observe all of the little things as completely unique events. Try new things. Read “Zen and the Art of Happiness” by Chris Prentiss.This book will give you the knowledge and instruction to be happy at all times regardless of the circumstances.
Topless Hairdresser Launches In Sydney (NSFW) - Entertainment News Are you hirsute and horny? Perfect. Welcome to Sydney (possibly the world's) very first topless barber shop. It's called Hot Cuts (get that shit?), a magical purveyor of tips and tits, bosoms and blowdrys, breasts and bleach, areola and aerosol, follicles and fun bags, cleavage and combs - basically a haven for gentlemen who feel that getting their hair cut while stifling a raging boner is an enjoyable experience and/or a perfectly acceptable way to spend a Tuesday afternoon. Says the official Hot Cuts website: "First in Sydney! Despite what you might assume about the value of viewing human breasts in real life, the prices are actually quite reasonable... Clipper shave - $29.95Style cut (includes wash and 10 minute head massage) - $59.95Style cut (includes wash and 20 minute head massage) - $69.95Colours from - $49.95 Beard Trim - $19.95 The hidden cost they don't mention though, is the intense shame felt by everyone involved. Via BWE
Views on Love Love is the cheat code to sex. If you're in love, even popes and jilted great-aunts will help get you laid.)){u Just The Facts Love is the most powerful thing on Earth, unless you have access to weaponry. Common Questions about Love What is love? What is "What is Love?" How will I know when I'm in love? If you are a woman: You will experience feelings of excitement, joy and desire.You will place the other person's happiness above your own.Your friends will hate you. If you are a man: Your wallet will be lighter.You will hit things less.You will no longer be fun. If you are a robot: You cannot feel love. Who else cannot feel love? The Welsh. What is the greatest love song ever written? Difficult to say, as there are very few rhymes for "love," and musicians find the topic uninteresting. Can I make [him/her] love me? Yes, if you know in your heart you two were meant to be. I suggest a dramatic gesture of devotion; mix a playlist, then get an experimental mechanical heart with an iPod dock. Epic Lovers
Advice from Somewhere ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. This came around anonamously, identified as from a "Chinese Tantra Totem" - One definition of a tantra being a statement of principle or religious practice and collections of such principles and practices. Lesson 830 - Major Magazine Awards As I said yesterday (and as probably many others did) when they named Mark Zuckerberg the Person of the Year, "Big deal. I already won that a few years back." But if you look back at the history of the Person, the magazine has named Baby Boomers (1966), the middle class (1969), American women (1975), and "You" (2006) (as well as the American soldier in 2003). No offense to women or anyone else in those categories, but when the magazine is already unwilling to give it to anyone they consider to be more of a villain, that's a lot of cop-out answers, especially when it's already going to the President practically every four years. Heck, if you were also a part-computer cyborg by 1982, you would be a six-time recepient. In general, these end-of-the-year magazine awards are pretty ridiculous, or at least, like many things in life, way more full of themselves than they ought to be. If you're interested in a STW shirt for the holidays, you're going to have to express order it.
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So That Happened Tonight at the supermarket I found myself behind a pretty girl in the checkout line. The universe hates me. Like this story? Did you know I have a book coming out?