Hear the world’s sounds Shakespeare Insult Kit Shakespeare Insult Kit Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous. It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page. Though I searched for the origin, I could never find it. In 2014, Lara M informed found the originating author. It appears to be an English teacher at Center Grove High School in Greenwood Indiana named Jerry Maguire. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": My additions: cullionly whoreson knave fusty malmsey-nosed blind-worm caluminous rampallian popinjay wimpled lily-livered scullian burly-boned scurvy-valiant jolt-head misbegotten brazen-faced malcontent odiferous unwash'd devil-monk poisonous bunch-back'd toad fishified leaden-footed rascal Wart-necked muddy-mettled Basket-Cockle pigeon-liver'd scale-sided Back to the insulter. Chris Seidel
Godin Guitars Montreal Premiere With Bigsby - Translucent Red - Long & McQuade Musical Instruments The Godin Montreal Premiere is a thinline, semi-hollow body electric and is destined to become instant favorite within your guitar collection. This Signature series model is a vibrant & versatile electric guitar for rock, blues and jazz players alike! It features an innovative and unique "breathe-through" carved spruce core, inside its Canadian wild cherry top, back & sides. This gives the body of the Montreal Premiere an astounding resonance unlike any other guitar in its class. This set-neck, short-scale electric is also available with a Bigsby Tremolo option featuring a Trans Red high-gloss finish. Specifications: Canadian Wild cherry top, back & sides with a "breathe-through" carved spruce core. Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:17.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/17.0 ztybs Love it! Product ExperienceI own it Closest StoreDartmouth, Nova Scotia
Godin Guitars Montreal Premiere - Sunburst - Long & McQuade Musical Instruments The Godin Montreal Premiere is a thinline, semi-hollow body electric and is destined to become instant favorite within your guitar collection. This Signature series model is a vibrant & versatile electric guitar for rock, blues and jazz players alike! It features an innovative and unique "breathe-through" carved spruce core, inside its Canadian wild cherry top, back & sides. This gives the body of the Montreal Premiere an astounding resonance unlike any other guitar in its class. Specifications: Canadian Wild cherry top, back & sides with a "breathe-through" carved spruce core. Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:17.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/17.0 r3kjh Montreal Supreme0 of 0 customers found this review helpful Product ExperienceI own it Closest StoreWinnipeg, Manitoba Posted by Terry H. on Jan 5, 2018 Was this review helpful? Loving it! Closest StoreBurlington, Ontario Posted by anonymous on Sep 26, 2015 Walked in to buy a Gibson Es5 of 8 customers found this review helpful
Fender '72 Thinline Telecaster - Long & McQuade Musical Instruments 1972 was a magical year for the Telecaster guitar, which was then available in several new designs and with more options than ever before. The 72 Telecaster Thinline features a warmer and rounder semi-hollow ash body, a C-shaped maple neck, bullet truss rod, 70s vintage hardtail strings-through Strat bridge, three-bolt neckplate and two Wide Range humbucking pickups. Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:17.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/17.0 9w44h CAN'T PUT IT DOWN2 of 2 customers found this review helpful Product ExperienceI own it Closest StoreWindsor, Ontario Posted by ANDREW on Mar 16, 2017 Was this review helpful? Mexican 72 reissue thinline0 of 0 customers found this review helpful Closest StoreNanaimo, British Columbia Posted by Doug Nuyts on Dec 9, 2016 Easy feel, Superb Tone5 of 5 customers found this review helpful Product ExperienceI've tried it Closest StoreToronto - Bloor Street, Ontario Posted by anonymous on Jul 30, 2015 Great thinline4 of 4 customers found this review helpful
Gibson 2015 ES-339 Studio - Ginger Burst - Long & McQuade Musical Instruments Gibson Memphis Core 2015 Gibsons Memphis Division is excited to announce their 2015 Core Lineup. These guitars follow tradition more faithfully than ever, while enhancing playability. For the Historic models, they have carefully analyzed what made certain guitars magic and replicated those qualities. Here is a break down of features on these instruments. General Updates to 2015 CORE Models • Neck Dimensions Redesigned for Improved Strength • Historic Truss Rods • Capacitor Changes • Rolled Neck Binding • Burstbucker 1 and Burstbucker 2 Pickups • Milk Bottle Grover Rotomatic Tuners • Block Inlay Fretboards • F-Hole Emblem Engraved Truss Rod Covers • Lower Profile Frets • New Finish Colours • Locking Stop Bar Tailpiece • Bone Nuts 2015 ES-339 Studio Features Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:17.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/17.0 rb4g6 Not a well built instrument0 of 7 customers found this review helpful Product ExperienceI've tried it Closest StoreWinnipeg, Manitoba
Fender American Deluxe Telecaster Thinline, Maple Fingerboard, Natural - Long & McQuade Musical Instruments The American Deluxe Telecaster Thinline guitar is an elegantly appointed and versatile-voiced beauty, with a comfortably light semi-hollow ash body, single f hole and tortoiseshell binding (white binding on Three-color Sunburst model). Its one-piece maple neck has a modern C profile, satin finish and Bi-Flex truss rod, while the fast compound-radius (9.5-14) maple fingerboard has 22 medium jumbo frets. Other premium features include dual N3 Noiseless single-coil Telecaster pickups with three-way switching, S-1 switch for series wiring in middle pickup position, four-ply tortoiseshell pickguard (white pearl pickguard on Three-color Sunburst model), two knurled chrome control knobs (master volume and tone), comfortable contoured neck heel, staggered locking tuners, locking strap buttons and four-bolt neck plate with Micro-Tilt adjustment mechanism. Body Body Material: Semi-Hollow Ash Body Finish: Gloss Urethane Body Shape: Telecaster
Paul Reed Smith SE Zach Myers Electric Guitar - Trampas Green - Long & McQuade Musical Instruments The SE Zach Myers has enough features to satisfy even the most demanding musicians. The resonance of the semi-hollow body paired with the smooth feel of the satin finish neck will make an immediate impression in your hands. "Ive been with PRS for 12 years. This is the best guitar I have ever played," Zach Myers, Shinedown Zach Myers, lead guitarist of the multi-platinum rock band Shinedown, picked up a PRS Custom 22 at the age of fifteen and announced his first SE signature model in 2010. As a guitarist who has rocked PRS on the stage and teched for several PRS bands, Myers has an intimate understanding of how a guitar should feel and what the build quality should be. Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:17.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/17.0 97qv8 Top Notch semi-hollow0 of 0 customers found this review helpful Product ExperienceI own it Closest StoreWinnipeg, Manitoba
Paul Reed Smith 2018 SE 277 Semi-Hollow Electric Guitar W/ Soapbar Pickups - Vintage Sunburst - Long & McQuade Musical Instruments Revitalize your guitar playing and find a unique spot in the mix with the PRS SE 277 Semi-Hollow Soapbar. Named for its baritone scale length, the 277 takes the traditional mahogany back, maple top platform to new territories with its chambered back, f-hole, and dual soapbar pickup configuration. The semi-hollow body provides increased acoustic resonance and clarity while the soapbars deliver a balance of transparent, uncompressed clean tones and thick growl. This guitar is a perfect fit for everything from country to surf rock to metal...alternate tunings encouraged. Features: • 27.7" Scale Length • Chambered Body w/ F-Hole • Soapbar Pickups There are currently no reviews for this product, be the first to write one!
Paul Reed Smith 2018 S2 Singlecut Semi-Hollow Electric Guitar - Moss Green - Long & McQuade Musical Instruments The S2 Singlecut Semi-Hollow boasts a classic body shape and the tried-and-true combination of mahogany, maple, and rosewood. The addition of a semi-hollow body and single f-hole gives this vintage-style guitar lush harmonic richness. The S2 Singlecut Semi-Hollow balances response and sustain with clarity and precision, making this guitar a perfect option for both lead and rhythm work. The classic control layout (with volume and tone for each pickup) and added versatility of a push/pull coil tap on the tone controls, give players plenty of options to dial in flawless tone. Features: • Maple Top Semi-Hollow Body • Dual Volume and Push/Pull Tone Controls • PRS Adjustable Stoptail Bridge There are currently no reviews for this product, be the first to write one!
Paul Reed Smith SE Santana Standard Electric Guitar - Vintage Cherry - Long & McQuade Musical Instruments The SE Santana Standard is a high-quality, articulate guitar for demanding players. With its shorter 24.5" scale length, the SE Santana Standard has a buttery, sweet tone that can go from Santana's signature lead tone to fat, hard rock rhythm chords. The use of PRS-designed tremolo and tuners means the tuning reliability is impeccable regardless of playing style. Featuring a striped down all-mahogany body (similar to Paul's Pre-Factory guitars), a set mahogany neck, rosewood fretboard with bird inlays, and PRS-Designed tremolo and 245 humbuckers, the SE Santana Standard is a tribute to Carlos Santana's skill and style and offers players a great value and quality. Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:17.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/17.0 7zxcv Awesome0 of 0 customers found this review helpful Product ExperienceI own it Closest StoreVancouver, British Columbia Posted by Amin on Mar 9, 2018 Was this review helpful? Good quality guitar0 of 0 customers found this review helpful Buy this now!!