So That Happened Tonight at the supermarket I found myself behind a pretty girl in the checkout line. The universe hates me. Like this story? Did you know I have a book coming out? Horrible Cards for Valentine's Day Horrible Cards are Copyright © 2012 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. The Oatmeal No Reason Comics | Winter Is Here There are many reasons I can’t wait for April. I won’t have to scrape the inch and a half of ice from my car every morning. I can go outside wearing less than 7 layers. And, I’ll be able to rid myself of these horrible pants, and return to the shorts I love. But mostly, I can’t wait for Game of Thrones Season 2. I don’t think I’ve seen fantasy done so well since those first showings of The Lord of The Rings. Since the end of the first season, I’ve started reading the books and I’m as entranced by them as I was the show. So, do I read book 2 before seeing season 2? Decisions, Decisions…
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Peg Delivered Upload Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search ← hide menu Peg Delivered Flag By: Moushi (More by author: Most viewed, Newest, Most Thumbs) Holy crap guys! Comments(420): Leave a comment Refresh Comments [ 420 comments ] Show: Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page: Order: Show All Replies Show Shortcuts #168 - shadowrated (01/25/2012) [-] #224 - TheAssassin (01/25/2012) [-] A sign pointing to him that says "Saw the movie, never read the book" You know it'd be funny. #253 to #224 - themisstophat (01/25/2012) [-] This would be brilliant! #246 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [-] >Read funny >Laughed at stupid religion man. #252 to #246 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [-] I guess you could say... #249 to #246 - Moushi (01/25/2012) [-] Lol that must have been a while ago ^^ The pinkies are in the 680's now #234 - rel (01/25/2012) [-] Meth: NOT EVEN ONCE -----------> #214 - stopwatchingme (01/25/2012) [-] After him telling you you're going to hell.
Angry Call Though really, it was pretty similar to the eulogy. Here’s a new one, even though we were pretty busy bringing the dead back to life. Some of our popular stuff: Six Comedians We Wish Would Return to Standup I've always rejected the idea that standup comedy is useful as merely a stepping stone to other things (movies, a sitcom, writing gigs). In my opinion, it’s as noble a final destination as any other. That’s what made Seinfeld documentary Comedian so refreshing to watch — a legendary, insanely-wealthy comic heading enthusiastically back into the standup fray, while a virtual no-name claws and screams as he tries to escape it. That’s not to say that a successful standup shouldn’t venture out into other areas. Obviously, comedians should explore the creative impulse in any direction they feel drawn. Here are a few comedians that are overdue for a return to the stage: Jim Carrey His recent return to SNL was a tease — offering an all-too-brief glimpse back inside the mind of a comic genius that has for the most part been wasted for a decade. Maybe he’s lost his spastic comic edge. Adam Sandler A lot of people probably don’t remember him from his days in standup. Eddie Murphy Michael Richards
Homer Simpson Quotes D'oh! I hate Traffic. The band AND the phenomenon! Oh, why do my actions have consequences? I love going to aquatic parks. Thank goodness it's TGIF! Marge, I thought this was an inocuous lunch, but it's become terribly ocuous! When will I learn? Bingo! Ah, alcohol. What's the point of going out? Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Save me, Jeebus! Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! I'm not impressed easily. Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Who are you? Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'. I'm a 'Spalding Gray' in a 'Rick Dees' world. Donuts...is there anything they can't do? Trying is the first step toward failure. Because they're stupid, that's why. That's it! Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. English?
The Atheist Pig - Crazy Illustrations By Chow Hon Lam Chow Hon Lam is a t-shirt designer and a humorous illustrator from Malaysia. He has been completed this crazy project called Flying Mouse 365, which is create 1 design per day. I hope his illustrations can bring some smile and entertainment to the world. About the author the childhood beliefs site - I Used To Believe - StumbleUpon Frankensteinowitz WONDERCON 2014!!! For those of you in Southern California, ToonholeChris and ToonHoleRyan will be selling books and prints and original artwork at WONDERCON! This Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Apr. 18th - 20th! ... Your Birth ''Man, what a great nap.'' A comic is alive for the world to see despite Wes crossing the desert while Tony was severely disappointed. Check out some other stuff!
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