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How To Write Unmaintainable Code

How To Write Unmaintainable Code
Ensure a job for life ;-) Roedy Green Canadian Mind Products Introduction Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence. - Napoleon In the interests of creating employment opportunities in the Java programming field, I am passing on these tips from the masters on how to write code that is so difficult to maintain, that the people who come after you will take years to make even the simplest changes. Further, if you follow all these rules religiously, you will even guarantee yourself a lifetime of employment, since no one but you has a hope in hell of maintaining the code. You don't want to overdo this. General Principles Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur To foil the maintenance programmer, you have to understand how he thinks. He views your code through a toilet paper tube. Programmers are lulled into complacency by conventions. You might get the idea that every language feature makes code unmaintainable -- not so, only if properly misused. Naming Be Abstract m_

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