These pictures of baby animals and cute poses are too much, they will make your smile for the day! Absolutely gorgeous little creatures. Please visit stories, etc. for more pictures, stories, etc. The 10 Most Perverted Old School Video Games Sean "Seanbaby" Reiley was writing comedy over at Seanbaby.com when Cracked was a poor man's MAD Magazine. He's been a major influence on some of our best writers, and starting in April, he's going to be Cracked.com's newest columnist. "Seanbaby's Flying Blind on a Rocket Cycle" will be our first new column since Robert Brockway came along back in November and started punching words through your computer screen. Just like orphans and tap dancing, eroticism and video games were meant to be together. Warning: Some of the things and the breasts attached to them discussed in this article may confuse and frighten younger readers. Bubble Bath Babes (NES) One day, a game designer was playing Tetris and said, "What if I was playing this type of game, but at the same time had a huge erection?" Also, as you do well, the game shows you screenshots of slutty women surrounded by flowers and screaming about bubble baths. Eroticism: 2/10 Nudity Challenge: 9/10 Strip Fighter 2 (Turbo Grafix 16) Gah!
Programmable Tattoo System Posted on January 12, 2012 by saya To have or not to have a tattoo is no more a bothersome problem, as you can now freely change its shapes or relocate the tattoo with the “moodINQ” Programmable Tattoo System. It utilizes a skin-safe proprietary E ink encapsulated pigment system, which not only lasts a lifetime but can be configured to display any design (or none!) Feel excited about that right?
carrot-fail.png (PNG Image, 533 × 860 pixels) - Scaled (54%) Horrible Cards for Valentine's Day Horrible Cards are Copyright © 2012 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. The Oatmeal Music Composition Pad Compose Music All High Tech Like Have you ever caught yourself whistling a made up tune and thought to yourself, “hey this could be a hit song!” Those moments of inspiration are fleeting but with the Compose concept, you can compose anywhere. The pen acts as a mic you sing into. When docked into the digital paper tablet, your vocal harmonies are automatically transcribed into a score. Designer: Ouyang Xi, He Binbin, Zeng Li & Li Bo
~Ruffles And Stuff~ Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. Couple names baby girl after ‘Like’ feature on Facebook | Yahoo! Lifestyle A couple from Israel has named their newborn daughter 'Like' after the social networking feature on Facebook. The girl's new moniker was inspired by a button which allows users to express their endorsement of photos, status updates and links. Lior Alder and his wife Vardit live in the town of Hod Hasharon just outside Tel Aviv and said they wanted a name for their daughter that was 'modern and innovative'. They succeeded in choosing an original name, with their child reportedly the first and only person in the country with the name 'Like'. [See also: Egyptian man names daughter 'Facebook'] "In our opinion it's the modern equivalent of the name Ahava [Love]," Adler told Israeli newspaper Maariv. "It's just my way of saying to my fantastic daughter, 'Love'." The most common names for girls in Israel are Noa, Maya and Tamar, according to the Haaretz newspaper. The parents have a fondness for innovative names. Reaction to his daughter's name has been mixed, Adler said. Worst celebrity baby names
It’s not bad, that’s for sure How to Make Skittles Vodka: 19 steps (with pictures) Ingredients A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of vodka per bag of SkittlesA large bag of Skittles candy (the "movie size" bag) Steps Method 1 of 3: Single Serving (25mL Shot) 1Separate the colors of Skittles that you want to flavor the vodka with. 3Filter out the remaining Skittle "insides". Method 2 of 3: Bottles of "Skittled" Vodka 1Pour out some vodka from a bottle to make room for Skittles. 2Separate the Skittles by color. 3Add the Skittles (20-25 per 350ml/11.8 fl oz). 4Let the mixture sit for a day or two. 6Refrigerate overnight. Method 3 of 3: Dishwasher Bottle Method 9You are finished. Tips If you want to make it more quickly, cut the skittles in half before putting them into vodka. Ad Warnings Drink responsibly.
How To Tell You Sucked At Video Games in 2011 by Brian Altano & Andrew Goldfarb December 14, 2011 2011's biggest blockbuster games kind of kicked our asses. We fell off cliffs in Uncharted 3, had our squads blown to bits in Battlefield 3 and were burned to death by lava in Super Mario 3D Land. That's right, even though we're supposed to be pros, we aren't afraid to admit that we sucked at video games in 2011. What about you? Getting shot in Uncharted 3 is common. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3's single-player campaign is jammed with wave after wave of deadly soldiers and highly scripted, dangerously explosive action sequences...if you can manage to stay alive through it all. By putting you in control of the caped crusader, Batman: Arkham City allows you to glide across wide expanses, take on dozens of thugs singlehandedly, master sophisticated weaponry and defeat some of the world's most notorious criminals. Super Mario 3D Land Die enough times on a single level in Super Mario 3D Land and you'll be gifted with a magical Tanooki leaf.
Tortured deaf Kentucky puppy to be euthanized - National American Pit Bull This eight month pup has had a horrible life so far. Formerly owned by drug dealers, he was deafened by an explosion in their house while manufacturing narcotics. The awful people then hog tied him, doused him with lighter fluid and set him on fire. He was rescued by a good Samaritan who paid for his veterinary care. Now, due to more bad circumstances, the foster home can no longer keep him, so he is in danger of being taken to the local pound. He is an indoor dog, house, crate and leash trained. Deaf dogs are generally easy to train and will often use the pack or another dog to learn how to get around. To learn more about this special little boy, please contact: Brandi King Humane Society of Calloway County P. 607 Poplar Street Suite A-1 Murray, KY 42071 humanesociety@murray-ky.net www.forthepets.org Please subscribe to and keep reading the American Pit Bull column where this and other pit bull stories are followed and the truth, made known. Check out Pit Bulls and Other Animals blog.
youre-like-a-drug.jpg (400×135) It might sound funny, but there are ways to get free weed if you don't have money. The first thing to add of course it that drugs are bad. You should not use drugs, even if they are free. But if you are going to smoke weed anyway you might as well do so without losing money. Here are some tips. Grow your own Growing your own weed is illegal in many countries and states but not in all. Stop smoking Well, We can't repeat enough. Common option: Be nice It's quite common to share "joints". US option: Coupons In the United States there are some websites that give out free weed. Effects of drugs: not funny The effect of cannabis on the memory of adults has not been proven, but it can be risky for children and adolescents, Wikipedia: However, as far as mental health, cancer and respiratory problems, smoking cannabis is not so great. Check our article about free pictures if you came here looking for pictures.