A Bizarre, Morbid Bicycle, a criminal minds fanfic A Bizarre, Morbid Bicycle Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds or anything else copyrighted, for that matter. Author's Note: Hey, guys! I seem to be establishing a bit of a pattern here, huh? The truth is rarely pure and never simple. ~Oscar Wilde "Spence, be careful!" "JJ, I'm fine. "No, but…" JJ jumped when Reid leaned forward, precariously balanced, to place his bag on the ground and unlock the door. "I'm not that clumsy, and I…" He leaned down to pick up his bag and very nearly lost his balance, almost taking a nosedive into the floor before JJ grabbed him and hauled him upright. "Not that clumsy, huh?" "I'm serious. "No, I've got it. "I'm not an invalid. "Spence, you can't tell me you don't get tired hobbling around on those things all day. Reid blushed a little bit, though his embarrassment at such comments had lessened greatly in the time he and JJ had been dating. She smiled a little wider and gave him a quick kiss before she went to his room. "The first time? JJ's eyes widened.
Happy Birthday?, a criminal minds fanfic Hey guys it's me Rae again, I've been working on my other story and I promise the next chapter will be up soon but after my other one shot (His last night on earth) I need to write something light and funny so I hope you enjoy :D Disclaimer: I don't own Criminal Minds or any music mentioned in this fic. Hotch, Rossi, JJ, Prentiss, Morgan and Garcia were huddled around Hotch's desk in his office discussing how they were going to celebrate their youngest co-worker's birthday. "Okay so this is what we're going to do-" before she could say anymore Hotch cut her off "Garcia we're in my office, you don't need to whisper" "Oh come on it adds to the suspense!" "Just hurry up and tell us, it's almost time to go home" Morgan said and the others nodded in agreement "Fine, fine. "Okay that's straightforward enough but Garcia I have to ask just one thing." "I have my ways" Hotch cleared his throat and said "See ya later boss man" Prentiss laughed as she walked out of the room. XxX Meanwhile XxX XxX...XxX
Stop it, Sherlock, you're not in Cowboy Bebop - Luna! Stop it, Sherlock, you're not in Cowboy Bebop Lost In The Shadows Chapter 1, a criminal minds fanfic Lost In The Shadows Hatochiisai Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds, nor do I make any profit off of writing this. SLASH WARNING : Hotch/Reid pairing Chapter 1 SSA Derek Morgan moved silently down the dark, dusty corridor towards the door at the end… A dozen SWAT Agents followed. "Clear." "Clear." "Clear." "I have the hostages secure. "How are they, JJ?" "Shaken, but not hurt." "Clear." "Reid?" "… I've got an old brown van in disrepair down here…" Reid informed the team. "… He's not here?" "The hostages say that the UnSub was here just a few minutes ago. "No one got through the perimeter?" "No sir!" "… The son of a bitch is still here…" Rossi growled. Morgan sighed to himself as he left the loft and stalked down the hall, wiping sweat from his brow. "Hey guys?" "What's up, JJ?" "One of the hostages just said that he saw the UnSub messing around with pipes, wires and some powders…" "… He was making bombs?" "He could have rigged this place to blow…" Rossi groaned. "Everyone out!" "Hey." "..
That Burns a Building Down(1/4) Title: That Burns a Building Down (1/4)Author: embroideramaRating: NC-17Pairing: Peter/Neal/ElWord count: 31,500 total - 6,700 this partSpoilers: through Judgement DayWarnings: physical and mental health issues, no major warningsSummary: Instead of fleeing the country and potentially never seeing Peter and El again, Neal stayed to face Kramer and ended up in DC under Kramer's thumb. He lost his friends, his lovers, his city, and most of his remaining freedom, but that was only the start. Notes: This was inspired by a prompt from sinfulslasher several months ago. theatregirl7299 who cheered me along big time and to angelita26 for the beta. kanarek13 was kind enough to make gorgeous art for this story. Part One As Neal began to cross the street in front of the Federal building, he caught sight of Peter on the stairs, and for a moment he couldn't help but smile, that quick flash of love and attraction that he couldn't quite contain. "I'm sure you do," Neal replied, his voice carefully level.
The Torture Teachers Chapter 1: Introduction, a criminal minds fanfic My criminal minds fanfiction. I do not own any Criminal Minds characters or anything to do with it. 4 OC's, No romance though :) enjoy. Chapter 1 – Introduction Dr Spencer Reid walked swiftly into the bullpen of the BAU. He looked behind him to see SSA Aaron Hotchner sitting at his desk. Agent Emily Prentiss was next to arrive, she walkd in and set her handbag and coat at her own desk before joining Reid in the small kitchen. "Good morning." "Morning." "How was your weekend?" "Pretty ordinary." "Crap." "Why, what happened?" "I had this date and he totally screwed me over." "He did?" "Yeah, he…" "Morning all." "Prentiss' hot date." "Hot date huh?" "No, this guy totally set me up. "Harsh." "Totally, that sucks." "It's alright he was a total jerk to begin with, if he hadn't escaped I would've." Rossi arrived next and went straight to Hotch's office before greeting the rest of the team briefly. Agent Jennifer Jareau exited her office with her files and came over to the kitchen with a stern face.
Rain, Rain Go Away Chapter 1, a criminal minds fanfic Disclaimer: I Own Nothing. Rating: T for violence and potty mouth. Warning: lots of fluff and angst Hotch/Reid father/son Gideon/Reid father/son and Morgan/Reid brother/brother. Special Agent and Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner was in an incredibly bad mood, this much Dr. "Did you know that of all the car accidents that took place in Virginia last year, 36% were alcohol related." "Do you wanna talk about it?" "No." The case they had recieved had been a bust and only a half an hour away. It was obvious to the rest of the team that Hotch was in a bad mood. Reid could see the other standard issue black FBI SUV 100 yards ahead, but only barely. The car stopped suddenly snapping Reid out of his thoughts. Flying Glass Crushing Metal Screeching Tires The first impact hadn't knocked him unconscious. " 'eid" He felt someone touch his arm. The voice came again, more forceful this time. " 'o'ch" The name came out garbled, as the metallic taste filled his mouth. "Reid, hold on. "Why? "Who? "Oh Shit!"
The River Variations - withoutawish - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms “You were my/roaring orchestra/demanding my attention/as you stood/proudly on the stage. I was/the background music/humming distantly from/your/laptop/only to soothe/your troubled head/when you focused/on everything else.” ao-oa John Watson never gets to finish his toast in the mornings. Then again, that’s a fairly common occurrence; everyday, in fact. Apparently, John’s humour is a lost cause on some people, but not Sherlock. Never Sherlock. “I—shit, Jesus—“ “Your reflexes have decreased substantially over the last several days. John doesn’t ask how (useless) and instead bends down to pick up the rolled up newspaper that has just cracked against his skull with startling accuracy. “Nathan Garradib—familiar name?” “Just—give me one moment,” John sighs as releases one palm to unfurl the newspaper titled with OCTOBER BRINGS NEW DEVELOPMENT IN GARRIDEB CORPORATE MERGER. Sherlock raises his eyebrows, visibly pleased. First case in a week and a half, thank God. “Oh yes, fascinating, John. Fantastic.
Family, a criminal minds fanfic Family Ahmose Inarus Disclaimer: I do NOT own Criminal Minds, nor do I make any money off of writing this. Aaron Hotchner sat hunched over his desk, focusing on his paperwork. … Damn him. He blinked when his phone ran and gave the offending object a hateful glare, before he gave in and answered it. "Hotchner." "Aaron." "Haley." "Are you at work?" "Where else would I be at one in the afternoon?" "Family Day!" "Oh… Oh, Haley, I'm so sorry…" "The school just called me, asking if someone was coming in for Jack!" "I… I have a budget meeting, Haley, I can't go!" "Aaron…" She said in a warning tone. "Well, what about Jess?" "Jess has her own life! "I know… I… I'm sorry, Haley, I—" "It's your son you need to be apologizing to." Outside of the office door, Spencer Reid stood, listening in. "… Haley, I can't miss the meeting… I know… I know… I'll make it up to him... well, for now he's just going to have to wait. Frowning, Reid worried his lower lip, then stepped in. "I'll go." "Sorry, what was that?" Dr.
Within a Blink (It Changes) Title: Within a Blink (It Changes)Rating: PG-13Characters/Pairings: Peter/Neal/El , past Neal/Sara Spoilers: Most WantedContent Notice: Shameless h/c; sickficWord Count: 8,000Summary: Being in a threesome has its ups and downs. Poor Neal is suffering from a case of the downs. A/N: This is for sahiya, who I know will get off on all the feverish goodness! Title is borrowed from a lyric in the song, “Monday Morning” by Death Cab for Cutie. “Will you show me? So he did. “Oh, mmmm,” she said appreciatively as they parted, but then looked around her office surreptitiously. “Don’t want her to know about your dirty little secret?” “Don’t want her to think she gets to share!” Five minutes later, her laptop began to bleep and </i>bloop,</i> signifying an incoming Skype call. “Hi, Mom.” “Yes, Mom, and I can see you too. “It’s OK, Mom, what’s up?” “We thought we’d keep it local this year, Mom. “I know, but –“ “I’m sure it is, but –“ El closed her eyes and Neal flinched, feeling for her. “Signor Burke!
Knives and Elevators, a criminal minds fanfic AN- Sorysorrysosorry for not working on Keep Your Friends Close, But Enemies closer ff-. I would make an excuse that I had artist block, but, honestly, I've just been playing minecraft ukghjdj. Well, the story behind this story is that I was on another website and this person was asking if anyone had found a fanfiction like this one, and there was none in existence so I wrote this . Oh, and I'm sorry if I got anything wrong about a stab wound. It's kind of hard searching for stuff like that on Google. Disclaimer- I don't own Criminal Minds. Reid honestly didn't know how it had happened and how he hadn't seen the knife; all he knew at the moment was a glint of light on metal and then unbearable pain in his stomach. His hands immediately flew to his stomach, and he couldn't hold back the gasp of pain as he did so. Reid pressed down with his hands, trying to stop the bleeding no matter how much it hurt, and he slowly fell down from his position of leaning against the wall. "Reid!" "Hotch!"
Emergency Room Chapter 1, a Grey's Anatomy + Criminal Minds Crossover fanfic "Name please?" the nurse asks. "Spencer Reid." He replied. "What's wrong?" "I passed out and hit my head." "Alright. As Reid was about to sit down in a hard plastic chair, he felt a hand grab his shoulder and a gun press into the back of his head. The unsub ushered them into a nearby office. One doctor, who he imagined to be about thirty two or so, had her blond hair pulled back into ponytail. The one standing next to her (who had his arm wrapped around her. Derek. Next to him stood a younger looking doctor with a round face and red-brown hair whose hazel eyes were trained on the gun like it she'd seen on just like it, they flicked over to Dr. "I want to know what's wrong with me!" "Sir," Reid said. He pushed Reid to the ground and pointed the gun at him. Reid felt a horrible burning sensation. "Help him." She rushed to his side. "It's okay, I've been shot before." Dr. "I was down here to grab this." Dr. "Supervisory Special Agent Doctor Spencer Reid." "You're a doctor?" "I have a couple PhDs."
Johnlock Fanfic Howdy folks. I was curious. What are the TOP rated Sherlock Holmes/John Watson fan fics on AO3? We can wonder no more. I looked it up, and these are the top 19 fics that have over 5,000 kudos … I’m still not gonna read “Alone on the Water” and you can’t make me XP …***The Progress of Sherlock Holmes by ivyblossom, explicit, 62 K words, Summary: “I had,” he said, “come to an entirely erroneous conclusion, my dear Watson, how dangerous it always is to reason from insufficient data.”Saving Sherlock Holmes by earlgreytea68, mature, 139 k words, Summary: Sherlock Holmes, schoolboy. Yeah, that basically sums it up.The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst, explicit, 58 k words.