Reviews Page 1 Sort by: Metal Gear Solid: GZ Angry Review Release Date: Platform: Developer: Kojima ProductionsPublisher: KonamiGenre: Open WorldPlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes is an impressive game but an extremely poor value & sets a very dangerous precedent. Unacceptable! 5.0 Average Titanfall Angry Review Release Date: March 11th, 2014Platform: Microsoft Windows, Xbox One, Xbox 360Developer: Respawn EntertainmentPublisher: Electronic ArtsGenre: FPSPlayers: 12 Players OnlineReview: Angry Joe & Other Joe battle each other with Titans in this review of Respawn Entertainments newest FPS, Titanfall! 7.0 Great South Park the Stick of Truth Angry Review Release Date: March 4th, 2014Platform: Steam, Xbox 360, PS3Developer: Obsidian EntertainmentPublisher: UbisoftGenre: Open WorldPlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: Angry Joe Visits South Park to determine whether or not this Licensed game does the Show and its Fans Justice! 9.0 Must Own Rambo: The Video Game Angry Review 2.0 Garbage
Reviews Page 2 Sort by: Metro: Last Light Angry Review Release Date: May 14, 2013Platform: Xbox 360, PS3, Windows PCDeveloper: 4A GamesPublisher: Deep SilverGenre: FPSPlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: Angry Joe braves the poisonous surface world in order to review Metro: Last Light! 9.0 Must Own Star Command iOS Angry Review Release Date: May 2nd, 2013Platform: iOS, Android, PCDeveloper: WarballonPublisher: Star Command, LLCGenre: MobilePlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: Angry Joe reviews a mobile game he's been following closely since its inception, the extremely ambitious Kickstarter project, Star Command. 5.0 Average Star Trek The Game Angry Review Release Date: April 23, 2013Platform: Xbox 360, PS3Developer: Digital ExtremesPublisher: Namco Bandai GamesGenre: Third Person ShooterPlayers: 1-2 Offline & Online PlayersReview: Captain Angry Joe sets sail on his maiden voyage aboard his new ship to bodly goes where every Movie License Game has gone before. 3.0 Terrible Injustice Angry Review 8.0 Awesome 4.0 Meh
Reviews Page 3 Sort by: Planetside 2 Angry Review Release Date: November 20th, 2012Platform: Microsoft WindowsDeveloper: Sony Online EntertainmentPublisher: Sony Online EntertainmentGenre: MMOFPSPlayers: Massively MultiplayerReview: Angry Joe travels to Auraxis to discover how far the MMOFPS genre has come and whether or not this much hyped sequel delivers on its promise of massive scope! 7.0 Great Hitman Absolution Angry Review Release Date: November 20th, 2012Platform: Xbox 360, PS3, Windows PCDeveloper: IO InteractivePublisher: Square EnixGenre: Stealth Action AdventurePlayers: 1 Offline Player, 1 Online PlayerReview: Agent Joe is sent in to determine what happened with Agent 47. Assassin’s Creed III Angry Review Release Date: October 31st, 2012Platform: Xbox 360, PS3, Wii U, Windows PCDeveloper: Ubisoft Montreal & QuebecPublisher: UbisoftGenre: Action AdventurePlayers: 1 Offline Player, 8 Online PlayersReview: Dragonball Z Kinect Angry Review 2.0 Garbage FTL Indie Review 8.0 Awesome 9.0 Must Own
Reviews Page 4 Sort by: Dragon’s Dogma Angry Review Release Date: May 22nd, 2012Platform: Xbox 360, PS3Developer: CapcomPublisher: CapcomGenre: RPGPlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: Angry Joe discovers the dangers of the Pawns System in his Dragons Dogma Review. Without fast travel and with tons of area to cover, can this new innovative RPG from Capcom compete with the big boys? Find out! 7.0 Great Battleship: The Video Game Review Release Date: May 15th, 2012Platform: Xbox 360, PS3Developer: Double Helix Games Publisher: ActivisionGenre: FPSPlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: Angry Joe sinks your Battleship. 2.0 Garbage Risen 2: Dark Waters Angry Review Release Date: April 24, 2012Platform: PC, Xbox 360, PS3Developer: Piranha BytesPublisher: Deep SilverGenre: Action RPGPlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: ARGGG YEE MATEYS! 4.0 Meh Mount & Blade: Napoleonic Wars Angry Review Angry Joe reviews the Mount & Blade franchise with focus on the latest DLC expansion, Napoleonic Wars! Star Wars Kinect Angry Review 3.0 Terrible
Reviews Page 5 Sort by: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Angry Review Release Date: November 11, 2011Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: Bethesda SoftworksPublisher: Bethesda SoftworksGenre: RPGPlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: The Greybeards train a new Dovahkiin in order to judge and review the newest Elder Scrolls Game, Skyrim. 10.0 Legendary Battlefield 3 Angry Review Release Date: October 25, 2011Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: DICEPublisher: Electronic ArtsGenre: FPSPlayers: 1 Offline Player, 32 Players OnlineReview: Angry Joe gives the final word on Battlefield 3. 8.0 Awesome Batman: Arkham City Angry Review Release Date: October 18, 2011Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: Rocksteady StudiosPublisher: Warner Bros InteractiveGenre: Open World GamePlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: Batman encounters a mysterious new villain as Angry Joe reviews Arkham City. 9.0 Must Own Ace Combat: Assault Horizon Angry Review Broketober is now in full swing! X-Men: Destiny Angry Review 6.0 Decent 7.0 Great 4.0 Meh
Reviews Page 6 Sort by: The Witcher 2 Sexy Review Release Date: May 17, 2011Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: CD Projekt REDPublisher: Warner Bros InteractiveGenre: RPGPlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: Angry Joe takes a serious long hard lustful look at The Witcher 2, the most mature adult oriented RPG he’s had the pleasure of playing. This game has sex and titties, now hold up – before you run out and buy it, check the review for what else you can expect! 8.0 Awesome L.A. Release Date: May 17, 2011Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: Team BondiPublisher: Rockstar GamesGenre: Open World GamePlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: Angry Joe is transported to the 1940′s where he has to both review L.A. BRINK Angry Review Release Date: May 10, 2011Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: Splash DamagePublisher: Bethesda SoftworksGenre: FPSPlayers: 1 Offline Player, 16 Players OnlineReview: Can Brink’s Parkour Gameplay rise above the games noticeable faults? 5.0 Average Mortal Kombat Angry Review 9.0 Must Own
Reviews Page 7 Sort by: Mindjack Angry Review Release Date: January 18, 2011Platform: Xbox 360, PS3Developer: feelplusPublisher: Square EnixGenre: Third Person ShooterPlayers: 1 Offline Player, 8 Players OnlineReview: Angry Joe literally loses his mind reviewing Mindjack from Square Enix. Its only January and we already have a strong candidate for Worst Game of 2011! Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts 2011 Review Release Date: October 19, 2010Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: ActivisionPublisher: ActivisionGenre: SimulationPlayers: 2 Offline PlayersReview: Angry Joe gets in touch with his inner redneck as he sets out on a hunting adventure with Cabelas latest Dangerous Hunts game, complete with Top Shot Elite Gun Controller. 3.0 Terrible Back to the Future: The Game Review (Telltale) Release Date: December 22, 2010Platform: PC, PS3Developer: Telltale GamesPublisher: Telltale GamesGenre: AdventurePlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: 6.0 Decent Dance Central Review 7.0 Great Kinect Sports Review Sonic Free Riders Review
Reviews Page 8 Sort by: Dead Rising 2: Case Zero Review Release Date: September 28, 2010Platform: XBLADeveloper: CapcomPublisher: CapcomGenre: Action AdventurePlayers: 1 Offline Player, 2 Players OnlineReview: Short Version: Dead Rising 2: Case Zero packs amazing value for only $5! 8.0 Awesome Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days Review Release Date: August 17, 2010Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: IO InteractivePublisher: Edios InteractiveGenre: Third Person ShooterPlayers: 1 Offline Player, 2 Players OnlineReview: Short Version: Its amazing how little effort went into this sequel to the notorious and mediocre Kane & Lynch: Dead Men. 3.0 Terrible Monday Night Combat Review Release Date: August 11, 2010Platform: XBLA, SteamDeveloper: Uber EntertainmentPublisher: Microsoft StudiosGenre: Third Person ShooterPlayers: 1 Offline Player, 12 Players OnlineReview: 7.0 Great Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty Review 9.0 Must Own Risk: Factions Review UFO: Extraterrestrials Review Alpha Protocol Review 4.0 Meh 10.0 Legendary
Reviews Page 9 Sort by: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Review Release Date: March 2, 2010Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: DICEPublisher: Electronic ArtsGenre: FPSPlayers: 1 Offline Player, 32 Players OnlineReview: The Short Version: Dice proves once again its prowess at creating a masterful online multiplayer Experience! 9.0 Must Own Dragon Age Awakening Expansion review Release Date: March 16, 2010Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: BiowarePublisher: Electronic ArtsGenre: RPGPlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: The Short Version: Dragon Age Awakening is more of the same fun in the original game. 5.0 Average Toy Soldiers Review Release Date: March 3, 2010Platform: XBLADeveloper: Signal StudiosPublisher: Microsoft StudiosGenre: Tower DefensePlayers: 1-2 Offline Players, 2 Players OnlineReview: The Short Version: Toy Soldiers is a prime example of a highly polished Xbox Live Arcade game. 7.0 Great Blood Bowl Review 2.0 Garbage Aliens vs Predator Review Mass Effect 2 Review Army of Two the 40th Day Review G.I.
Reviews Page 10 Sort by: King of Fighters 12 Review Release Date: July 28, 2009Platform: Xbox 360, PS3Developer: SNK PlaymorePublisher: SNK PlaymoreGenre: Fighting GamePlayers: 1 Offline Player, 2 Players OnlineReview: The Short Version: King of Fighters 12 the first entry from the series on the next gen consoles offers an Excellent Core Fighting Experience but is seriously lacking in every other department leaving us ultimately unsatisfied. 6.0 Decent Chromehounds Retro Review Release Date: July 11, 2006Platform: Xbox 360Developer: From SoftwarePublisher: SegaGenre: Mech SimulatorPlayers: 1 Offline Player, 12 Players OnlineReview: The Short Version: Chromehounds had a persistent online war mode where players created their own customized “battle mechs” and joined a squad of teammates to do battle for their nation. 8.0 Awesome Prototype Review Release Date: June 9, 2009Platform: Xbox 360, PS3Developer: Radical EntertainmnetPublisher: ActivisionGenre: Open World GamePlayers: 1 Offline PlayerReview: 2.0 Garbage
Reviews Page 11 Sort by: Farcry 2 Review Release Date: October 21, 2008Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3Developer: Ubisoft MontrealPublisher: UbisoftGenre: FPSPlayers: 1 Offline Player, 16 Players OnlineReview: So finally we get to our first “True” AngryJoe “Angry Review”, now this is ANGRYJOE Flavor BITCHES! Still a few things we evolved after this one, you will notice this is the only time we mention Tons0Fun as “Chris the PC Guy” and hes not wearing his cool shirt designs. 9.0 Must Own Blitz: The League II Review Release Date: October 13, 2008Platform: Xbox 360, PS3Developer: Midway GamesPublisher: Midway GamesGenre: SportsPlayers: 1-2 Offline Players, 2 Players OnlineReview: So here’s another AngryJoe Review (Pre-AngryJoe), where I take a look at the Football game Blitz: The League II. 5.0 Average