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Never post your picture on the internet

Never post your picture on the internet
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Hacked STOP Signs (Photos) While it may be illegal to deface traffic signals for a variety of reasons (violent car crashes), these stop signs feature a clever line or cliché that includes the word stop. They may not be the world's coolest bus stops, but they might make you think twice before rolling through an intersection. It's hard to stop at every stop sign you see, especially if the sign's behind a bush or tall people crossing the street. Officials in Oak Lawn, IL tried to change things by modifying the city's stop signs to be a little more eye-catching. In the fall of 2007 they added one-liners like, "Stop means that you aren't moving." to their signage, but the Illinois Department of Transportation pointed out the changes breached safety standards and requested their removal. The signs were removed in April 2008. Submitted by Mark S: See more from our friends around the web... Super Mario Pops Up in the Strangest of Places Super nerdy, super awesome, Super Mario. The Ultimate Graffiti WIN?

June 2009 There are many people out there that like my blog for the monthly imagedumps. Here's another one of those great picture collection with the best, funniest or coolest images for June 2009. It's time to take a two minute break before you get back to work again. Don't forget to check out the other imagedumps. Best images for June 2009 Hope to see you next time! Tags: imagedump image fun June best Interested in this topic? Desolé pour le désordre This is a Houston apartment, found during a recent hurricane evacuation inspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t move very far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage - the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane. Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes. Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do... All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess! NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!! Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where her hand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used... Here come the gross parts... I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow... I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is... Always room for more pizza and do-nuts! Remember when you last said to a visitor,“Sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!” see also Stress Section

Terry Border Makes Everyday Objects Come Alive (18 pics) Mail-Order Bride Artist Terry Border is one of those people who has a secret gift. He can take boring, everyday objects and make them come alive! In fact, his art can be appreciated for the clever thought behind it. What I love most about his work, though, is that it can be enjoyed by everyone. Today, I asked Terry where he gets his ideas. "Basically, I get ideas for photographs when everyday objects remind me of something else. "Then again, sometimes an idea just pops into my head. Cereal Killer Kiwi Getting Ready for the Beach Irony in Pill Form A Side of Baby Carrots Star of the Show Stud Muffin Honeymoon Sweet A Horrific Yarn Appetite for Destruction Paper Training Our Little Dog, Frank It's a Dirty Job, But... Zombies are Nuts About Brains Fruit With Life Experience Halloween Candy Exposure Behind the Scenes Missing "You know those things about yourself that you're self conscious of? Terry Border Other Things That Come Alive!

Love Notes (40 pics) » AcidCow.com - videos, pictures, celebs, f Pics | 4 Sep, 2009 | Views: 88253 | Good collection of love-related pics. Do you like it? It is just one of the thousands of posts that we have on the Acidcow.com. Please visit our main page to see other great pictures and videos! Todays Humor - Be Careful What You Bet On During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed... ... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable." "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. "Want to go double or nothing?" <a href=" The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk. "Are you okay?" Love it!

The Most Badass Alphabet Ever | Sometimes I find things on the internet that leave me speechless with their awesomeness. And considering it’s my job to find crazy stuff all day long, that’s actually saying something. But today I am bowing down to “The A-Z of Awesomeness,” a series of illustrations by Neill Cameron, where he takes each letter of the alphabet, crafts an absurd sentence around it, then brings it to life with an excellent drawing as you can see above. There are 25 more epic letters to go, and you must check them all out below:

When A Picture Is Not Just A Picture My Junk Mail - Funny Jokes, Videos and Pictures An archive of all the funny jokes, videos and pictures I am emailed. Updated every day! And sometimes more! Send your emails to myjunkmailblog@gmail.com. Friday, June 26, 2009 When A Picture Is Not Just A Picture Labels: pics 1 comment: Billyboy said... Awesome August 25, 2009 at 11:18 AM Post a Comment Newer PostOlder PostHome

Deer loses head-butt with Wisconsin lawn ornament By Bob Lamb La Crosse Tribune Posted: 11/10/2009 12:01:00 AM CST | Updated: 4 years ago This 640-pound concrete elk statue lies on its side in the backyard of Mark and Carol Brye s home in rural Viroqua. The dead buck lies about 20 feet away. (Courtesy Brye family via the LaCrosse Tribune) A love-struck buck ran out of luck a week ago. The seven-point buck was killed when it rammed a 640-pound concrete statue of an elk in the backyard of Mark and Carol Brye's home in rural Viroqua, Wis. Bucks often fight during the breeding season, commonly called the rut. Mark Brye, who owns Brye Plumbing in Viroqua, was still laughing about the suicidal buck he found near his elk statue last week. Brye said his morning ritual is to rise early and look out at the life-like statue about 40 yards from his home. "Our son and daughter gave it to us for Christmas four years ago because we like to hunt elk," Brye said. Brye said he knew exactly what happened when he saw the statue tipped over.

Gummi Bear Surgery The brain and heart ones are the best. Also see... I'meme not feeling so good! Stumble here??? you have to check out our latest joke if you aren't a regular A couple of guys dropped this gummy bear gif in the comments.. 11 Sexy Photos Totally Ruined By People in the Background There's some part of human nature that really makes us laugh when attempted sexiness crashes and burns. This photo collection is a celebration of that horrible, yet undeniable, instinct that we all have. I've been collecting funny photos off the Internet for years and these are the 11 best photos I've ever found where someone (read: a woman) was trying to be sexy... but someone or something crept into the background of the photo and ruined it. Of course, what makes it better is that they didn't notice the interloper and posted the photo online anyways... which brings us to today. This is the first list in a two-part series... today I have 11 sexy photos totally ruined by people in the background, tomorrow I'll have 11 photos of people totally ruined by sex in the background. The old man sleeps.

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