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This is what my car needs

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Why I didn't like riding the bus as a kid The Law of the Jungle The public school I attended had various rules: no yelling, no talking back to the teacher, no chewing gum in class, no defecating on the azaleas out front, and so on. These rules were enforced by faculty members and were generally obeyed. On the bus, however, there were no rules. I mean, they had rules, but there was no way of enforcing them. Suffice it to say, the bus was ruled by the law of the jungle: only the strongest and fastest survived. I grew up in a very small town in Northern Idaho called Hayden Lake. Here's a few pictures of the compound: Surprisingly, I actually didn't mind the Nazis who rode the bus. It wasn't until my oldest brother got in a fight with a few skinheads that the dynamic changed. After that incident, it was difficult to relax when any of the Nazis were around. The Mexican A few miles down the road from the Nazi bus stop we stopped at a house full of foster kids. The lesson here being that Mexicans are assholes. The Hierarchy The Viking

How to NOT sell something to my generation All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP Thanksgiving as a kid VS Thanksgiving as an adult All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP

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