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Things People Said Ordinary people can be drop dead funny. Latest additions: 1/21/11 Human speech is directly responsible for almost every thought and emotion we have throughout life's journey. The complexity of language and the complex messages we use it to communicate leave the possibilities wide open for just about anything. This page features humor that bypasses that. Slips and Gaffes Accident Reports -- Descriptions of accidents as written on insurance claim forms. Questions, Suggestions, and Complaints Forest Service Feedback -- City folk suggest improvements to the outdoors. Things Kids Say Kids' Ideas About Love -- 5 to 10 year olds expound on love and marriage. Stupidity Warning Labels -- In today's litigious society, products need ridiculously obvious instructions. Famous People Yogi Berra -- Verbal blunders from one of baseball's legends. For goofs and gaffes related to computers, visit: RinkWorks Things People Said is a RinkWorks production. Talk Back Legalese

Boredom Relief. Learn Something New or Stimulate your Brain with Puzzles, Games, Magic Tricks and more. Blifaloo Chit-Chat » Build your cube-character with cubeecraft Things Ruined By Kids If you have kids, chances are they probably ruined some of your stuff by now. If you don’t have kids, this collection of pictures and stories from around the net will help you remember to wear a rubber. Permanent marker, Clearasil zit cream, and nail polish. We’re so proud. Clover the dog meets a permanent marker. This is why I will probably never buy a new car again. SO here is my new fancy house (I have 3 boys btw) and they used a fake kitchen set of plastic fruit and veggies and turned them into tools and then sawed and ripped apart my iron baulster….. My daughter “painted” the cat with 4 different colors of nail polish. My eye. Quart of black paint on an oriental rug. Wii + 5 year-old = OH NO!! At least this was better than the one that got washed. My 3 year old thought our fish would enjoy an entire container of black pepper for breakfast! Acrylic paint + 2 year old = painted carpet, clothing, walls, doors, couch, chairs, gate, banister, and said 2 year old. Like these?

The Top 10 Free Time Wasting Sites on the Net Do you enjoy number games? If so, 2048 will quickly become your favorite time waster. I wasted nearly an hour of perfectly good time the first time I played 2048. Using only your keyboard's arrow keys, move the numbered tiles around together. 2048 can also be played via the web browser on your phone from this link. Note: 2048 is very similar to, but not associated with, the 1024 iTunes game and the very popular THREES, available for both Android and iTunes.

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