A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH IT IS SHOWN THAT IF YOUR DAD IS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, ASKING “WHY” CAN BE DANGEROUS SARAH: Daddy, were you in the shower? DAD: Yes, I was in the shower. SARAH: Why? DAD: I was dirty. The shower gets me clean. DAD: Why does the shower get me clean? SARAH: Yes. DAD: Because the water washes the dirt away when I use soap. DAD: Why do I use soap? DAD: Because the soap grabs the dirt and lets the water wash it off. DAD: Why does the soap grab the dirt? DAD: Because soap is a surfactant. DAD: Why is soap a surfactant? DAD: That is an EXCELLENT question. DAD: Why does soap form micelles? DAD: Soap molecules are long chains with a polar, hydrophilic head and a non-polar, hydrophobic tail. SARAH: Aidrofawwic DAD: And can you say ‘hydrophobic’? DAD: Excellent! DAD: Why does it mean that? DAD: It’s Greek! SARAH: Like a monster? DAD: You mean, like being afraid of a monster? DAD: A scary monster, sure. (pause) SARAH: (rolls her eyes) I thought we were talking about soap. DAD: We are talking about soap. (longish pause) DAD: Why do the molecules have a hydrophilic head and a hydrophobic tail?
The Optimist -- The Only Comic On The Internet. What's New At Nasty Gal Accessibility Information Skip To Main Content Skip To Main Navigation Skip To Secondary Navigation Customer Care My Account Log In / Create Order Status My Wantlists Canada (C$) Australia (AU$) United Kingdom (£) Japan (¥) Show All Currencies My Tote (0) What's New Clothes Shoes Accessories Vintage Sale Lookbooks About Us Blog Home / default Denim apply clear Apply X View All Prev 1 of 4 Next Quick Look Witching Hour Dress Louisa Lace Maxi Dress Danger Spike Pump Aztec Sequin Dress - Black Go Go Platform Boot Zig Zag Sequin Dress Flasher Trench Rough Edges Clutch - Black Pina Peplum Dress Rough Edges Clutch - Brown Runaways Dress - Black Off Duty Anorak Sandy Skater Skirt Rosie Silk Peplum Dress Koons Pump - Mint Madison Skirt Mary Crop Top Runaways Dress - Red Wild Things Clutch Solid Gold Sequin Skirt Vivian Platform - Red Wild Child Blouse Hit The Spot Dress Nala Peplum Dress Block Out Clutch Nasty Gal x Jeffrey Campbell Calista Platform Hey Mickey Bodysuit Hex Velvet Leggings Boys Don't Cry Denim Jacket Dixie Skinny Jeans - Stone Wash FAQs
ONLINE SUPERHEROES: BATTLE FOR THE INTERNET From the creative mind of Caldwell Tanner, illustrator of College Humor, writer of his own captivating and hilarious illustration blog, and graphic artist/comedian extraordinaire, now comes “The Internet League of Justice” illustration series! Imagine if the most popular online websites and social media networks were superheroes! What powers would they have? See Also REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCESSES Who would their nemeses be? Source: twistedsifter.com
robots.net - Robot news and Robotics Info Comics, Quizzes, and Stories - The Oatmeal Girls vs Boys Posted on February 6, 2012 in Humor If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed or follow us on Facebook or Twitter . Thanks for visiting! Rate this Post (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ... So... Check this out on our Partner Network Borowitz Report Our privacy promise The New Yorker's Strongbox is designed to let you communicate with our writers and editors with greater anonymity and security than afforded by conventional e-mail. When you visit or use our public Strongbox server at The New Yorker and our parent company, Condé Nast, will not record your I.P. address or information about your browser, computer, or operating system, nor will we embed third-party content or deliver cookies to your browser. Strongbox servers are under the physical control of The New Yorker and Condé Nast. Strongbox is designed to be accessed only through a “hidden service” on the Tor anonymity network, which is set up to conceal both your online and physical location from us and to offer full end-to-end encryption for your communications with us. The system is provided on an “as is” basis, with no warranties or representations, and any use of it is at the user's own risk.
Hyperbole and a Half DEAR BLANK, PLEASE BLANK - Pìcame – Visual arts smugglers. Un progetto ironico e geniale di Jared Wunsch e Hans Johnson. Le stampe si possono acquistare online ma la cosa più divertente è inviare le proprie submission e vedersele pubblicate sul sito. Altri esempi dentro al post. UPDATE: si può scaricare gratis l’app per iPhone da qui. An ironic and brilliant project by Jared Wunsch and Hans Johnson. Comments comments