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Manly tips for bachelor living & the code of men

Manly tips for bachelor living & the code of men

funny air traffic controllers quotes and amusing aviation conversations Due to the nature of these stories, flight terminology below may not always be technically correct, and may also be edited or explained in parts for the benefit of non-aviation folk. I am grateful for these ATC and aviation quotes and stories sent to me by various people. Thank you. Please keep them coming. From S Dee (14 Nov 2011): a lesson in making assumptions.. I overheard this amusing exchange while waiting for passengers to board my island-hopper, July 2010, Penzance field, UK.. Visiting light aircraft (in a posh English accent): "Penzance tower, Cessna Light G123 request approach instruction and landing?" (The above story is a lesson in making wrong assumptions - especially where an immovable obstacle is misinterpreted to be movable - in this case producing acute embarrassment as the stance was motivated by a wish to impress a girlfriend. From R Brown (19 Apr 2011): Also from R Brown: I worked at an international airport in the Middle East a few years ago. And also from R Brown:

Kids Talk Science This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull." * "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire." * "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water." * "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars." * "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire." * "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas." * "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity.

Modern Drunkard Magazine 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. 73. Drunken Fairies - How To Be Happy at Work Your job might not be the best, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be happy when you are at work. In fact no matter how bad your job is you can smile all day long after following these simple steps. The images are self explanatory so no need for additional words. See, it’s that easy! Popularity: 22% [?] E-mails from an Asshole From Me to ************@***********.org: Hi! You need Japanese translate? I Chan, I help you with translate. - Chan From Scott ******* to Me: hey chan. so ok heres the deal. my cd player suddenly stopped working and i cant figure out why. for some reason the only manual i have is entirely in japanese. i took a pic of the page im pretty sure its the trouble shooting part. can you see if it says anything about no sound coming from the output? From Me to Scott *******: Ok, I find three thing may help you: "Failure of Sound from Device" "Skipping of disc for poor sound" "Sound volume low very much" umm..what does it say for the failure of sound one? "Hello and thank you for chose glorious master CD player! 1. I hope this help! that doesnt help me at all. is that all it says? Oh no! "If still experience failure of the sound, your glorious master CD player possessed by audio demon. 1. If you fail banishing of audio demon, you failure. I hope you banish audio demon! wtf? I just translate what you give.

Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is... - Memerial.net - StumbleUpon Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend - nothingisreal.com Tristan Miller German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence[1] 20 December 1999 Why don't I have a girlfriend? This is a question that practically every male has asked himself at one point or another in his life. Unfortunately, there is rarely a hard and fast answer to the query. Not the author, though. Lest anyone suspect that my standards for women are too high, let me allay those fears by enumerating in advance my three criteria for the match. That said, I now present my demonstration of why the probability of finding a suitable candidate fulfilling the three above-noted requirements is so small as to be practically impossible—in other words, why I will never have a girlfriend. Number of people on Earth (in 1998): 5 592 830 000[4] We start with the largest demographic in which I am interested—namely, the population of this planet. …who are female: 2 941 118 000[5] I'd've thought that, given the title of this essay, this criterion goes without saying. …who are beautiful: 1 487 838

Glass door with a surprise - StumbleUpon Posted on November 23, 2010 in Bizarre Rate this Post (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... So... Check this out on our Partner Network The Philosophy of Kissing Dear Flummoxed, That's a very good question; nowadays most sex education courses focus on secondary and tertiary sources, so much so that few people really get exposed to the classics in this field any more. I'll try to make a brief but clear summary of some of these important types of kisses: Aristotelian kiss a kiss performed using techniques gained solely from theoretical speculation untainted by any experiential data by one who feels that the latter is irrelevant anyway. Hegelian kiss dialiptical technique in which the kiss incorporates its own antithikiss, forming a synthekiss. Wittgensteinian kiss Godelian kiss a kiss that takes an extraordinarilly long time, yet leaves you unable to decide whether you've been kissed or not.

25 Hilarious Halloween Costumes - StumbleUpon Nov 2, 2010 Like every Halloween before it, this year saw no shortage of hilarious and creative costumes. Some were meticulously crafted, others were delightfully simple. A quick search on Reddit for ‘costume’ revealed thousands of submissions all clamoring for the coveted Internet seal of approval. Below are 25 hilarious entries that caught the Sifter’s eye, enjoy! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. If you enjoyed this post, the Sifter highly recommends:

Dear Vodka&8230; אתם בוודאי שמעתם על אנשים המייצרים כסף מהמחשב דרך ביתם... מפתה לא? אתה יושב ברווחה על הספה ומייצר כסף באמצעות הבורסה. אנשים אלה, לפני שהחלו לסחור בבורסה למדו קורס הנקרא קורס שוק ההון, הקורס מלמד מהי הבורסה, מהי מניה ומה התפקיד של שוק ההון. להמשך קריאה... לימודי שוק ההון ילמדו אותנו שאגרות החוב אלו הן ניירות שניתן לסחור איתן, אנו אף נלמד שישנן אף מניות שניתן לסחור איתן בבורסה. אין אחד שאינו מעוניין להגדיל את משכורתו ללא מאמץ, ישנן דרכים היום להגדיל את משכורתכם באמצעות קורס הכרת שוק ההון, שם תוכלו ללמוד, כיצד ניתן לנהל תיקי השקעות ולהרוויח תשואה קבועה בסדר גודל של משכורת, תלוי כמובן כמה כסף אתם משקיעים. שוק ההון - קורס שינחה אותך להשקיע נכון שוק ההון קורס, המיועד גם למתחילים וגם למתקדמים, יש תלמידים שלאחר שוק ההון קורס ימשיכו וילמדו עוד קורסים למתקדמים יותר ויעדיפו אפילו להפוך את לימודי שוק ההון למקצוע. כשהכסף עובד לטובתכם.. קורסים לשוק ההון, זה בדיוק כמו כל קורס אחר, חשוב ביותר ללמוד במקום איכותי בעל שם, בדרך זו לפחות לא תפסידו את כספכם. לא לכולם זה מתאים...

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