Leck mich im Arsch English translation A literal translation of the song's title and lyrics into English would be "Lick me in the arse". A more idiomatic translation would be the British "Kiss my arse!" or American "Kiss my ass!" Publication and modern discovery Mozart died in 1791 and his widow, Constanze Mozart, sent the manuscripts of the canons to publishers Breitkopf & Härtel in 1799, saying that they would need to be adapted for publication. A new text version, which may have been the authentic one, came to light in 1991. Lyrics The original incipit attested in the earliest Breitkopf catalogue consisted only of the words "Leck mich im Arsch". The text rediscovered in 1991 consists only of the repeated phrases: Leck mich im A… g'schwindi, g'schwindi! (where 'A...' obviously stands for 'Arsch'; 'g'schwindi' means 'quickly'). The bowdlerized text of the early printed editions reads: This is a clear allusion to the line ... er kann mich im Arsche lecken! See also Notes
First Contact If you have been wondering why the number of UFO sightings have been decreasing recently, you don't have to go any further than this explanation. Alien life does exist out there, but due to one errant member of the team dispatched to our planet we will probably never come face to face (or even cheek to cheek) with it ever again. This is an extremely well made and scripted short animation by a group of students at the Media Design School in Auckland, New Zealand. It is a CGI-Live action integration short film from the second year of the Advanced 3D Productions programme there and I for one am deeply impressed with this piece of work. It is a whole lot better than any number of professional animations we see, let alone for a short animation created by undergrauates. Blown away is not the word for it. Now that had me laughing.
The Gyroscopic Electric Unicycle This is the briefcase-sized electric unicycle that keeps a rider perfectly balanced at all times with gyroscopic sensors. Equally suited for urban commuting and suburban recreation, the unicycle requires a rider to merely stand on its two folding feet pads; gyroscopic sensors detect a rider's subtle feet movements while accounting for a shoulder-slung backpack or bag for its center-of-mass calculations. Forward leaning results in steady forward acceleration without jolting, while leaning backward brings the unicycle to a slow, steady stop. A rider controls side-to-side balance and turning with subtle leaning. The unicycle's 1,000-watt electric motor propels a 160 lb. rider up to two hours at 10 mph with a two-hour charge of its built-in lithium-ion rechargeable battery. Lifetime Guarantee The Gyroscopic Electric Unicycle comes with The Hammacher Schlemmer Lifetime Guarantee at no additional charge. Should you have any questions, we are available 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Human penis size Different sized penises of two individuals; in erect (left) and flaccid (right) state The most accurate measurement of the human penis comes from several measurements at different times since there is natural minor variability in size due to arousal level, time of day, room temperature, frequency of sexual activity, and reliability of measurement. When compared to other primates, including large primates such as the gorilla, the human penis is largest, both in absolute terms and relative to the rest of the body. Measurements vary, with studies that rely on self-measurement reporting a significantly higher average than those with staff measuring. Most of human penis growth happens between infancy and the age of five, and between about one year after the onset of puberty and, at latest, approximately 17 years of age. A statistically significant correlation between penis size and the size of other body parts has not been found in research. History Studies on penis size Length Flaccid length
If this summer's movie posters told the truth A whole host of blockbusters are on their way this summer, ready to dazzle you with dizzying marketing campaigns, flashy trailers and big-name stars. Let's cut the crap: here are the posters for the real movies. See? The truthiness will out. Who knows, maybe HeatWorld.com won't steal our pictures this time. Le casque invisible est officiellement en vente Accueil Tech Vélo : le casque invisible est officiellement en vente Quand on fait du vélo, il faut choisir entre le style et la sécurité. Alors, comme vous êtes prudent, vous portez un casque qui ressemble à une passoire pour vous protéger le crâne. Après 7 ans de développement, le casque invisible Hövding est enfin disponible à la vente. Ce casque est tellement invisible qu’il ressemble à une écharpe. Les inventrices de ce casque sont deux étudiantes de la Faculté d’ingénierie de l’Université de Lund en Suède. Le casque invisible est disponible en 2 tailles : petite ou medium, pour 405€ la chute. Dernières Questions sur Gizmodo Help
Using Nagios with SNMP - ConchShell This article will show how to setup a custom check with nagios to monitor the mail queue on a set of servers. Mail servers are often plagued with backed-up queues and this happens quite alot even on regular servers - at least in the environments I've had the pleasure of working in. A perfect example is the web server which is sometimes expected to deliver data from feedback forms and the like to "people who care". In the examples shown, host1 is running nagios, and host2 is the system we want to monitor the mail queue size. The MTA irunning on the host2 system is postfix. First, realize that the size of the mail queue is easy enough to check by hand using the mailq command, which in a typical sendmail installation is a link to the sendmail binary. [mf1@host1 ~]$ file `which mailq` /usr/bin/mailq: symbolic link to .. [mf1@host2 ~]$ file `which mailq` /usr/bin/mailq: symbolic link to /usr/bin/mailq.postfix Ok enough about that. Usage: . . Here is the clause from checkcommand.cfg used by nagios
Bert Kreischer and His Pranks on Hotel Maids | ThumbPress Standup comedian Bert Kreischer is a frequent traveler. He often has to check into hotels during his travels. Being a comedian, Bert has a terrific sense of humor that makes him pull a prank on the hotel maids. Whenever Bert is checking out, he remembers to leave the hotel maid a present. Source: All of these images were tweeted by Bert Kreischer himself. Check out pictures of Bert’s presents below. jetsurf Capgras delusion The delusion most commonly occurs in patients diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, but has also been seen in patients suffering from brain injury and dementia. It presents often in individuals with a neurodegenerative disease, particularly at an older age. It has also been reported as occurring in association with diabetes, hypothyroidism and migraine attacks. In one isolated case, the Capgras delusion was temporarily induced in a healthy subject by the drug ketamine. It occurs more frequently in females, with a female:male ratio of 3:2. The information gathered from studying people with the Capgras delusion has theoretical implications for understanding face perception and neuroanatomy in both healthy and unhealthy individuals. History Presentation The following two case reports are examples of the Capgras delusion in a psychiatric setting: Taken from Passer and Warnock, 1991: Taken from Sinkman, 2008: Taken from Lucchelli and Spinnler, 2007:
Price Tag Fails Some of these might be innocent mistakes, but I imagine most of them are the result of bored workers. Un prototype de jetpack obtient des autorisations de vol The Improv Wiki Welcome to the improv wiki--the wiki all about improvisational comedy and improvisational theater. We're a haphazard collection of people's ideas, observations, and prejudices about improv. You are invited to extend, improve, edit, monkey with, change, tweak, radically revise, and especially add to this wiki. Please give us your improv experience, ideas, and imagination whenever you feel the inspiration. See Sandbox to see how to edit [ Adira Asuransi]. Structures Warm Ups Exercises Performance Games Skills Tips And Techniques Improv Skills Preparation click here to watch Improv videos and Improv Training lessons! Yes And Listening Commit Festivals 2010 Comedy Improv Throw Down Competition August 13-15, 2010 in Harrisburg, PA Teams List of Improv Groups Thoughts Ask For Advance the Scene "Always Funny" Stuff that Doesn't Work in Improv Outside the Box Improv vs. This wiki is hosted by Ben Kovitz. Other Improv Sites What is a wiki?
Friday (song) Bob Dylan singing "Friday" during the 1965 Selma-to-Montgomery march, where the singer was clubbed and beaten by Selma's sheriff deputies, the Alabama State Troopers, and by many of the protesters themselves. Friday, a song written by Bob Dylan in 1963, is now considered one of the main freedom anthems penned in the 1960s. As with many of the songs of that era, the lyrics are a social commentary on the times, in this case America's Civil Rights Movement. Dylan sang Friday at his concerts during the sixties and throughout the seventies, and has called the song "one of my proudest achievements". Lyrics The lyrics of Friday form a carefully structured commentary on the civil rights movement. At one point in the song Dylan implicitly compares the lack of African-American civil rights to the drudgery of the workweek. Dr. The extraordinary line "7:45, drivin' on the highway. As Friday reaches several dramatic crescendos, the words "partying" and "fun" are repeated over and over. "I took Rev.