shitmydadsays (shitmydadsays) - shitmydadsays Justin Samuel Halpern was born in a tiny fishing village called “San Diego.” There he spent most of his life being yelled at by his father. Then he transcribed those things on a twitter page called “@shitmydadsays.” Then he wrote a book of the same name. Then he co-created a shitty TV show of the same name. Then, when he had exploited the success of someone else’s words as much as he possibly could, he started this site with his long time friend and conspiracy theorist, Ryan Walter. You can buy his first book, Shit My Dad Says HERE. Oh dear lord! Bees! I am visiting my family in Florida for the holidays. I was chillin at my sister's house when we looked out back and noticed a swarm of honeybees congregating on their swingset. There are a lot of kids around, including my sister's 3 kids. They were inside at the time, fortunately. Fuckin Bees! A few minutes later they had calmed down. This is where the bees were coming from. The neighbor called a bee removal company and they said they wouldn't come out unless we paid a hefty fee, but he did recommend waiting until dark and go buy some stuff from Home Depot and squirt them with it and that should kill them off. Well that plan was OK except for 2 things. 1 was that my sister's husband is crazy. So we did the next best thing. My bro in law chucks a tennis ball at the clump of bees, that was the size of a basketball. That was pretty boring, so we decide to try something a little bigger.... Yeah, a 40lb trailer hitch for a Dodge Caravan. CLANG! Pile O Bees Fill 'er up! The Aftermath. Update 2:
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